2013 End of Year Awards

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Before we can continue, "Fuck the System" by System of a Down plays as President Lars Douglas makes his way up to the podium. Lars shakes Keller's hand before Keller walks off.

Lars: Rest in peace Mae Young. Would have mentioned that earlier but this show's been in progress for the last few days so just bear with us here.

Audience: Bear! Bear! Bear! Bear!

Lars smiles before Levy hands him an envelope.

Lars: As the President of this company I've made it clear to all the wrestlers that the one thing that they need to do above all else is STEAL the show. Winning and losing is all good but give these people something memorable that they'll be talking about for a long time. These are the following nominations for "Moment of the Year"!

- Moment of the Year -

A graphic is displayed on the screen showing "Nominations for Moment of the Year".

Lars: Chris Benoit returns at "Xtreme Battle Zone" and drops a flying headbutt on Carlos Shotgun!

Flashback clip is played from Xtreme Battle Zone. The lights start flickering in the arena. The lights go out and when they return there is a man standing on the top rope wearing full riot gear and riot helmet. He looks down at Shotgun as the fans erupt.

Chico: Who is that? Who is that?!?!

The man extends his arms and leaps off into a headbutt with the helmet that nails Shotgun right in the head immediately busting him open. Shotgun rolls around the ring in pain as he man extends his arms and looks at the fans. The man stands over a bleeding Shotgun and does the cut throat gesture. He pulls it off and looks at the camera and the place absolutely explodes.

Manic: Holy shit!

Chris Benoit stands in the ring looking down at Shotgun with a smile on his face. The fans simply explode with “Benoit” chants as he looks around with a confident smile on his face.

Chico: It’s Chris Benoit! Oh my god! It’s Chris Benoit!

Benoit grabs the helmet and puts it next to Shotgun. Benoit exits the ring confidently as the roar of the crowd is deafening. He walks up the ramp and stands on top where he looks at Shotgun one more time. Shotgun is seen bleeding trying to get to his feet as he stares right back at Benoit.

Manic: Chris Benoit is back! I can’t believe it!

We go back to Lars.

Lars: What a shit for brain. Next on the list is Robert Mastro laying the smackdown on Shangri-La Jester at "Hell on Earth"!

The crowd pops as we go to a flashback clip from "Hell on Earth". Jester just picks up the win on Mastro after a hard fought contest. Jester hops off the turnbuckle right in time to eat a chair shot to the head from Mastro.

Chico: Does this guy have a death wish or something?

Another chairshot, another chairshot, another chairshot. Mastro is going crazy at this time. Another hard chairshot to Jester. A referee runs into the ring but Mastro decks the referee with a right hand. Mastro opens the chair up enough to slip Jester's ankle in the middle. Mastro climbs to the second turnbuckle as Jester's ankle is still in the middle of the chair.

Manic: He's going to break his ankle!

Mastro jumps off and stomps on the chair smashing Jester's ankle. Jester curls over in pain clutching on his ankle as several more referees jump into the ring.

Chico: Jester is hurt Manic. They need to get him out of here.

The clip cuts out as we go back to the podium.

Lars: God.. Violence, I love it. Oh hey! Next on the list for "Moment of the Year". Carlos Shotgun giving Mastro a Bullet Bomb through the flaming table at Showdown 42!

A flashback clip is shown from Showdown 42. Shotgun is asking Mastro if he wants to join the Elite.

Shotgun: Mastro.. I would like you to become an ELITE Mercy Killer.

Mastro: Shotgun.. my answer is..

Falkenyork hits a superkick on Mastro. Shotgun begins to stomp Mastro down along with York as the fans boo. Falkenyork puts Mastro in Version 7.

Shotgun: When I hired you I never thought in a million years you would get the job done. You were supposed to be a distraction, nothing more. Now I see how dangerous you are. You see that money Mastro? Do you?! To men like you, that money means a new life. A new beginning. To me? That’s fucking chump change.

Shotgun sweeps the table before placing the briefcase on it. He opens it and scatters the money on the table. The camera zooms in on the bills as Shotgun starts dousing them with the gas can. The fans are going wild as Shotgun pulls out a Zippo lighter and looks down at Mastro.

Shotgun: I want you to watch, I want you to watch as I burn your fucking life down into the ground…

Mastro: No!

Shotgun lights the Zippo lighter and tosses it at the money and immediately it goes up in flames. The fans are shocked as the bills burn up. Mastro is livid and he pulls with everything he has and breaks the Version 7! He pushes Falkenyork back but Shotgun kicks him in the mid-section and bullet bombs Mastro on the table through the burning money.

Manic: Oh my god what the hell Shotgun!?

Shotgun pulls out a cigarette and places it in his mouth before kneeling down and grabbing a burning stack of 100 dollar bills. He lights up the cigarette using the money and exhales the smoke. We go back to the podium as Lars is smiling at the carnage.

Lars: Yeah how about that one eh?

The camera cuts to a quick shot of Mastro who just shakes his head.

Lars: Next nomination.. The Syndicate divorce each other and Mark Adkins kicks the Original's ass! This was at Showdown 46.

Flashback scene from Showdown 46. The Original was just eliminated from the King of Xtreme tournament as he's having an argument with Mark Adkins.

Original: You're supposed to, distract the referee!

Adkins: I just beat Dustin Holt without any help and you couldn't take out Mastro? Sucks to be you.

Original looks down for a moment before slapping Adkins in the face.

Original: Sucks to be who?

Adkins kicks Original between the legs and grabs him by the neck. Adkins walks Original over towards the rope as the crowd stirs. Adkins hits Original with the End on Five to a huge pop! Adkins looks to the outside of the ring and looks back at Original who's face first on the canvas. Adkins slides to the outside and grabs Original by the shoulders. Adkins front facelocks Original and drags him out a couple feet.

Manic: What the hell is he doing?

Adkins drops Original with a hangman's End on Five to the concrete floor! The crowd starts chanting "holy shit, holy shit" as Original contorted in a way the human body is not supposed to go. Adkins gets back to his feet.

Adkins: Syndicate is OVER with.

We go back to the podium as Lars is taking a swig of vodka from a flask.

Lars: Yeah buddy. Good stuff. Last nomination on this list was actually from our last show. Chris Falkenyork helps Mark Adkins win King of Xtreme and reveals himself as the guy who rearranged Mastro's face with a kendo stick! What a mark out moment, grr. Lets take a look.

Flashback clip to King of Xtreme is shown. Robert Mastro and Mark Adkins are in the finals of the tournament. Mastro has Adkins set up for a Cradle Piledriver. Mastro turns his head for a split second and gets his head taken off with a kendo stick shot! Mastro is down on one knee from the shot as the cameraman rips off a pair of shades, then a fake beard, then a hat, and a wig. It's Falkenyork! Falkenyork grabs Mastro by the hair and looks at him right in the face.

Falkenyork: It was me Mastro, ME!

Mastro slaps Falkenyork away and snaps up to his feet as the crowd is losing it. Mastro kicks Falkenyork in the midsection and goes for a Cradle Piledriver. Adkins pops up out of nowhere and kicks the ladder away. Mastro drops Falkenyork from the slight distraction. Adkins jumps up and drops Mastro onto the canvas with an End on Five!

Manic: End on Five! End on Five!

Adkins rolls Mastro over and goes for the cover while hooking the leg. Mastro kicks out at two!

Manic: What? What!?

Falkenyork reaches over for the chair thats in the ring and hands it over to Adkins who gladly takes it from him. The referee has nothing to do here as this is an Xtreme Rules match. Mastro is still trying to get back to his feet as Adkins raises the chair high up in the air. Adkins drills Mastro with the chair!

Manic: Chairshot!

Adkins swings and hits Mastro again, and again, and again! The crowd cannot believe what they're seeing here. Adkins continues to deck Mastro over and over again. Mastro is still trying to get up. Adkins stomps Mastro in the head and hits another chairshot! Another chairshot! Another chairshot! Mastro is out as Adkins hits another chairshot, another chairshot, ANOTHER chairshot. Falkenyork stands in the corner with his eyes closed as Adkins tosses the chair away and waves the referee over. Adkins rolls Mastro onto his back and covers while hooking both legs.

Chico: It's over Manic.

The crowd chants along for the one, two, three! Adkins is the 2013 King of Xtreme.

Manic: It's over!

We go back to the podium as Lars is opening up the envelope.

Lars: I think all of them should win. Good shit. The winner of the "Moment of the Year" goes to.. Come on now, work with me here. Got it.

Lars takes a look at the sheet.

Lars: Carlos Shotgun hitting the Bullet Bomb to Mastro through the flaming table at Showdown 42!

"Do the Evolution" by Pearl Jam plays as Shotgun makes his way up holding his hands high in the air all proud of himself. Robert Mastro makes his way up from the opposite end as Lars is clapping his hands for both men. Shotgun waves for a bottle of sanitizer after shaking Lars's hand. Lars shakes Mastro's hand before handing both men their awards.

Lars: Robert! First off I gotta thank this guy for the spiffy awards show banner that he made.

Mastro: I actually had help with it.

Lars: Shut up and take the credit eh? Ha ha anyway.

Lars steps aside as Mastro is first up.

Mastro: I'm going to be real with everyone here. When I first got here nobody gave me a chance. I had the support of a select few. This gay turd Carlos happens to be one of them. Thanks for the motivation Carlos. Even if that motivation was getting powerbombed through a table full of cash. As far as what happened at King of Xtreme goes.. Lets just say that by this time next year.. I'll have a memorable moment with Falkenyork except I'm not going to be the one on the receiving end of getting their ass kicked.

The camera cuts over to Falkenyork who has a smile on his face.

Falkenyork: I'm looking forward to it!

Shotgun takes the podium looking happier than usual.

Shotgun: The only reason I remember anything that night was because I think Mastro farted in my face before I dropped him on his head. Yeah I didn't appreciate that you Paul Bearer wannabe fucker! Anyway, I would like to thank the Academy. I would also like to get this show over with. I got some tits to suck on afterwards and I'm not a very patient guy! Thank you!

Shotgun raises his award in the air before walking off. Mastro walks off on the other side as Lars goes back up to the podium. Bob Levy hands him an envelope before walking off.

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- Feud of the Year -

Lars: This next category we're going to do minus the highlight videos but going to go over some of the history with each nomination.

Audience: We want clips! We want clips! We want clips!

Lars: Hey I want to marry Lisa Ann but we can't have everything! So yeah here's a history lesson for each nomination for "Feud of the Year".

Lars grabs a piece of paper out and puts on his glasses.

Lars: First on the list. These three men saw competition against each other in some sort of fashion nine times last year. Six of those times the Xtreme Championship was on the line. They were to put it simply, the three that made the Xtreme Title what it is today. Pike Lorenzo, Blaze Rodriguez, and Dustin Holt!

The camera cuts to quick shots of each man that Lars just named off. The audience applauds.

Lars: Next nomination.. Here's one. This man's legacy could be named from several things but one of them was his streak of singles match victories at XtremeMania. This other man made it his goal to be the one to finally break the streak, which he did. Chris Falkenyork and Pike Lorenzo!

The camera cuts to Falkenyork who just sighs. We see a shot of Lorenzo who is shaking his head in approval. We go back to Lars who is clapping for both men.

Lars: Alright lets see who's next here. Of course. There's really no need to explain this one. These two man joined forces at Dead End and made the tag team division their bitch. The only thing that could stop them was well, each other. But before then? They were the enemy of every team that stepped foot into an XWF ring. The Syndicate!

The camera cuts to shots of Original who is clapping his hands. We go to a shot of Adkins who is raising a glass high in the air. We go back over to Lars.

Lars: Next up! This feud based on bad blood from events that happened a decade plus ago. One man on top of the world retired after losing at XtremeMania coming back to avenge the loss against the man many have called the greatest wrestler in the history of this company. Chris Benoit and Carlos Shotgun!

The camera cuts over to Shotgun who is taking a drag off a funny cigarette. Shotgun blows out the smoke and waves to the audience.

Lars: And last on this.. List..

Audience: Shotgun! Jester! Mastro! *clap* *clap* *clap* Shotgun! Jester! Mastro! *clap* *clap* *clap* Shotgun! Jester! Mastro! *clap* *clap* *clap*

Lars tries to hold back laughing.

Lars: This feud all started with the rise of one man who took the World Champion to his limits at XtremeMania 8. That followed by another who won the World Title, bribing someone to take out said guy who main evented XM before turning on him with the powerbomb heard around the world. Of course then this crazy Canadian had a score to settle with both of these guys while. Yeah. Of course leading to the Triple Threat with the mysterious kendo stick shot to the face that broke things off into multiple feuds that we're seeing at this time. Ah screw it.

Lars grabs the envelope and opens it up before grabbing the piece of paper out. Lars nods his head.

Lars: Yeah. The winner of the "Feud of the Year" award goes to Robert Mastro, Shangri-La Jester, and Carlos Shotgun!

Mastro, Shotgun, and Jester all stand up and make a walk up towards the stage as the audience is cheering for the three men. Shotgun is strutting his way up as Mastro and Jester meet at the same time where the steps are going up the stage.

Jester: Ladies first!

Mastro: Oh I insist.

Jester walks up first as Mastro follows. Shotgun is standing on one side of Lars as Jester and Mastro stand on the other side while keeping their distance.

Lars: This feels like a goddamn episode of Jerry Springer or something. I should force the three of you to hug or fire you all on the spot! Ha ha. God I love me.

Shotgun walks up to the podium first.

Shotgun: Boys it was great to work with you two. Mastro I had fun whooping your ass and weren't we just up here? Jester! I had fun making fun of your Chris Benoit shitassness to the point where you got yourself a permanent name change. And you might be the World Champion right now, but you're not a four time World Champion like the Elite Savior. You're not the one with the sexy coconut hair and you sure as hell are not an Elite.

Jester looks like he wants to speak but Mastro steps up first.

Mastro: It's because of guys like myself and Jester that you're out of the World Title picture at this time Carlos. As a matter of fact do you even have anything going on right now? You're irrelevant. You're in the past. You're..

Jester stops Mastro before he can continue. Mastro looks agitated but Jester insists.

Jester: Guys like us? Please Mastro don't kid yourself. I'll tell both of you two something though. When I'm done taking care of the so called "Xtreme Icon" at Jaded? You two want to keep this going? I have no problem with kicking both of your asses, again.

The audience cheers as Jester takes his award and walks off.

Audience: Jester! Jester! Jester!

Shotgun does the Scott Hall "I'm so scared" taunt of sarcasm before turning around and leaving. Mastro just shakes his head at both guys as he takes his award and walks off too. Lars goes back up to the podium.

Lars: Lets hear it for them one more time! Yeah!

Lars applauds the three before Levy walks up with an envelope. Levy walks off as Lars takes another swig of vodka from his flask.

Lars: Before we get to the final two End of Year awards.. This year we wanted to give out an award to someone who has not gotten the recognition that he deserves. Honestly he deserves quite a bit for the amount of time that he's spent with us.

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- Achievement Award -

Lars turns around and grabs a plaque.

Lars: Back before the XWF started the "Episode" era with Showdown when Mike was still testing the waters with bringing the company back at all we had a guy who joined the company. He made his debut at Collision Course exactly three years ago on January 15, 2011. He's been with us ever since. A record forty nine shows that he's appeared on. Pretty much more than anybody else in the company right now including myself! At XtremeMania 7 in front of a sold out Las Vegas crowd along with The Ray defeated the three time World Tag Team Champions, The Wreckin Crew. Just last year he was part of the only Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match in Showdown history. And he's got a pretty cool chick that he loves to hang around with. At this time I would like to give out a lifetime Achievement Award to a guy who just... Loves to steal souls, ha ha. Yeah. Here he is, the Dark Stranger!

"Monster" by Skillet plays as the camera cuts over to Dark Stranger who stands up with his partner in crime Lady Gaga. Following behind the two of them is two of his souls, Ryan Ryder and The Ray.

Audience: Stranger! Stranger! Stranger!

Lars hands the plaque over to Stranger who's got something that almost resembles a smile on his face. You can't really tell because of the mask but you get the idea.

Stranger's music cuts out as Lars steps away from the podium. Stranger looks around at the audience who are all cheering him on.

Audience: Take our souls! Take our souls! Take our souls!

Stranger: Gladly!

The crowd marks out.

Stranger: Been here long enough like a NIGHTMARE that will not go away! That's what I am all about. That's what the reign of TERROR is all about. Just know that if you're someone in the XWF it does not matter if you're a rookie or someone in the Hall of Fame. You WILL feel the DARKNESS. You will feel DARKNESS FALLS. Don't believe me? Ask my souls Ryan Ryder and The Ray!

The audience pops again. Lady Gaga gives Stranger a hug and kiss as "Monster" by Skillet plays one more time. Lars walks up and gives Stranger a handshake before Stranger, his souls, and Lady Gaga walk off stage. Lars applauds before getting everyone's attention.

Lars: Lets hear it one more time!

The audience pops again before we move on.

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- Match of the Year -

Lars: Next up on the list we take a look back at the matches that made XWF's Pay Per Views must see television. The ones that put it all on the line. Our next category goes over the nominations for "Match of the Year". Lets take a look.

Lars points over to the videotron. A graphic is displayed showing "Nominations for Match of the Year".

Lars: First nomination in this category goes to.. "The Crippler" Chris Benoit versus "The Elite Savior" Carlos Shotgun at XtremeMania 8!

"By Crooked Steps" by Soundgarden plays as we go back to XtremeMania 8 for the Rematch a Decade in the Making.

Chico: Benoit did not come back for that feel good moment! He did not come back for the crowd response or a nostalgia trip! He came back to reclaim his spot at the top that Shotgun took from him over a decade ago.

Manic: Shotgun has taken an interesting turn in his career. There are many who have not been pleased with him however there are that many more that he's won over with his change in attitude.

Benoit hits a hard chop that makes Shotgun cringe.

Shotgun: Fucker!

Benoit hits another hard chop that knocks Shotgun down to the canvas. Clip transition. Benoit hits snap suplex before going for a pin. One..Two..Shotgun gets the shoulder up. Benoit covers again and hooks the leg. One..Two..Shotgun kicks out. Another clip transition. Benoit picks Shotgun up before dumping him backwards with a German Suplex.

Manic: German Suplex!

Shotgun flails his arms at the ropes but gets dropped with another German Suplex.

Manic: Again!

Benoit leaps off the top for the diving headbutt. Shotgun rolls out of the way as Benoit faceplants on the canvas. Clip transition. Shotgun lifts Benoit high up in the air and drops him with an spinebuster. Shotgun grabs Benoit by the legs and twists around into a Sharpshooter. Benoit escapes the hold.

Manic: Benoit is still alive!

Shotgun lifts Benoit high up in the air and launches him into the corner with a turnbuckle powerbomb. Shotgun covers as the crowd chants the count. Two count only! Shotgun cannot believe it. Shotgun leaps for a diving headbutt. Benoit moves out of the way as Shotgun faceplants onto the canvas. Benoit has the Crippler Crossface locked as the crowd is going nuts.

Chico: Shotgun can't take much more of this here! Benoit wants to rip his head off!

Shotgun taps out as the referee calls for the bell.

Benoit: Feels good, doesn't it!?

We go back to the podium as Lars is nodding his head in approval.

Lars: Next up for Match of the Year is.. "The Modern Day Monster" Rage versus Shangri-La Jester at XtremeMania 8!

"I'm Broken" by Pantera plays as we flashback once again to XtremeMania 8. Jester going for the World Title after winning the main event slot at Xtreme Battle Zone.

Rage: I’m not some average run of the mill champion, I’m not just another wrestler, and I’m damn sure not like anyone you’ve faced in the past. You have to understand, you will be fighting for the XWF World Heavyweight Title, at XtremeMania 8, against RAGE.

Jester: Think long and hard about this because you are about to step into the ring with the most dangerous man you have ever faced. You are about to come face to face with the man who is going to take that title from you. The man that is going to tear you apart. I WILL BE THE NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! There is nothing that you can do to stop me Rage. NOTHING!

Rage rushes forward and punting Jester in the ribs. Jester backs Rage up to the ropes and delivers a chop. Rage rushes in and collides in to him with a clothesline. Clip transition. Jester delivers a huge double stomp to Rage's back. Another transition. Rage delivers a huge chokeslam as the crowd cannot believe it!

Chico: What?!

Rage lifts Jester high up in the air and smashes him to the canvas with a Straight to Hell powerbomb. The crowd chants along for the one, two, Jester kicks out!

Manic: Jester is still alive can you believe it!?

Rage picks Jester up by his head and just lets him stand there, all staggered. Rage toys with him, with shadow boxing and fake jabs.

Manic: Jester can barely stand here.

Rage then goes for a haymaker. Jester ducks it and grabs Rage by the waist. Jester hits a German Suplex to a huge pop.

Chico: He's not done yet!

Jester hits the overhead Release German Suplex to an insane pop! Jester hooks a leg and gets the one... two... kick out! The crowd just lost it there as everyone thought that was it.

Chico: Wow!

Rage staggers back to his feet in pain as Jester hits another Freeze Out!

Manic: Freeze Out again! This has to be it!

Jester crawls over and puts an arm over his chest. One... two.. Rage kicks out! Clip transition. Rage grabs Jester off in position for a powerbomb.

Chico: Straight to Hell coming up!

Rage holds him up high in the air and then drops him in the center of the ring!

Manic: Straight to Hell powerbomb!

Rage gets down and covers him up for the one... two... three!

Manic: It was like Rage was a man possessed. The Modern Day Monster was not to be put down. Not tonight.

We go back to the podium as the audience is applauding in the background. Lars nods.

Lars: Agreed. Good shit. Next up on the list.. Hold on.

Lars grabs his flask and takes another swig of vodka.

Lars: That's more like it. Next up on the list is.. Shangri-La Jester versus "The Real Mercy Killer" Robert Mastro versus "The Elite Savior" Carlos Shotgun at When World's Collide!

"Lost in Space" by the Misfits plays as we go back to clips from the Triple Threat match to blow off XWF's Feud of the Year.

Shotgun: Someone is getting their dick punched tonight, WOO!!

Jester hits a huge chop to Mastro's chest. Mastro absorbs the hit and asks for another one.

Manic: Mastro likes it! He wants another!

Jester jumps to the outside and drills Shotgun with a suicide dive!

Manic: Jester just took out the champ!

Mastro picks up Shotgun and drops him down with a standing neckbreaker. Clip transition.. Jester grabs Mastro and drops him on the floor with a snap suplex. Another transition.. Mastro hits Jester with a hard headbutt between the eyes.

Jester: That all you got you fucker!?

Mastro ducks under and backdrops Jester over the top rope. Shotgun catches Jester in perfect position and drops him with a Bullet Bomb on the floor!

Manic: Bullet Bomb on the floor are you kidding!?

Shotgun: I..AM..IRON BONG!!

Shotgun turns his head and snaps off a superkick towards Mastro. Mastro ducks the superkick as Shotgun spins around slightly off balance. Mastro charges and drops Shotgun with a running STO! Mastro gets a two count on Shotgun. Clip transition.. Shotgun drops Jester with the turnbuckle Russian Legsweep to a pop. Another transition.. Mastro locks Jester and drops him with the Cradle Reverse Piledriver!

Manic: What's Mastro going to do now?

Chico: Whatever it is, it looks like he has Shotgun in mind!

Shotgun gets back to his feet as Mastro tries for a Dragon Sleeper. Shotgun elbows out and goes for a swing. Mastro ducks and scoops Shotgun up for the Cradle Reverse Piledriver. The crowd is going crazy when suddenly the lights go out. Suddenly the lights go back on as Mastro is down clutching at the side of his face. Shotgun looks down and sees a kendo stick laying on the canvas. Shotgun has the kendo stick as he charges Jester. Jester ducks under, waist lock.. Freeze Out connects to a huge pop!

Manic: Oh my god! Shotgun went for a charge and Jester dropped him with the Freeze Out!

The crowd chants along. One, two, three! Referee calls for the bell.

Manic: Jester just won the World Title! Oh my god!

Chico: Are you kidding me!?

Jester looks up holding three fingers in the air towards the referee. The referee hands Jester the World Heavyweight Title. The clip fades out as we go back to Lars at the podium.

Audience: Shotgun! Jester! Mastro! *clap* *clap* *clap* Shotgun! Jester! Mastro! *clap* *clap* *clap*

Lars: The next nomination on the list goes to.. "The Modern Day Monster" Rage versus "The Elite Savior" Carlos Shotgun at King of Xtreme!

"The Unforgiven 3" by Metallica plays as we go back to the events from King of Xtreme. Rage versus Shotgun Part 3.

Rage: I will get my fix by inflicting as much damage as I possibly can and then, I will look you in the eyes and break you for good. The Modern Day Monster will forever be known as the man who rid the XWF of “The Elite Savior”.

Shotgun: Shotgun: I promised you an ass whooping Rage. I’m a man of my word… Last year, at King of Xtreme… you damn near ended my career Rage. This year? I will end yours.

Shotgun slides into the ring before charging towards Rage. Rage hits a right, Shotgun hits a right. Shotgun and Rage start exchanging rights and lefts. Rage ducks the swing but takes a kick to the midsection and a swinging neckbreaker. Rage drops Shotgun with a big boot to a huge pop from the crowd.. Transition.. Shotgun staggers out of the corner looking like he's about ready to Flair Flop. Rage runs off the ropes as Shotgun wakes up and hits a Lou Thesz Press out of nowhere. The crowd is pouring on the heat as Shotgun is dropping right hands on Rage. Right, right, right, right, right. Shotgun gets back to his feet and picks Rage up before tossing him through the middle ropes to the outside. Rage gets back to his feet just in time for Shotgun to take him out with a dive through the second rope.

Manic: Suicide dive connects!

Shotgun nails Rage Superman Punch that crotches him on the railing. Shotgun steps back and clotheslines him onto the rampway.

Manic: Shotgun follows the Superman Punch with a clothesline!

Rage blocks the DDT attempt by lifting Shotgun up in the air and launching him stomach first into the edge of the announcer's table.

Manic: Shotgun tried for a fake and paid for it!

Shotgun does a Van Damme Split and punches Rage in the groin to a pop from the crowd. Rage drops to one knee as the expression on his face tells the whole story.

Manic: Shotgun with a Dick Punch!

Shotgun muscles Rage over and dumps him onto the chair with a T-Bone Suplex to another huge mixed reaction.

Manic: Rage is down!

Rage throws the chair as it smacks Shotgun in the head to a pop from the crowd.

Manic: Shotgun's head just got clocked!

Rage: You are NOTHING!

Shotgun walks out of the corner and drops Rage with a Bullet Bomb onto the chair! Two count only!

Rage kicks Shotgun in the midsection and grabs him by the head to set him up for a Straight to Hell. Rage grabs Shotgun by the waist and hoists him high up in the air. Rage drops Shotgun with a Straight to Hell powerbomb onto the ringsteps to a huge pop from the crowd.

Manic: Straight to Hell! Straight to Hell!

Chico: That's it.

Rage pins as the crowd chants along for the one, two, three!

Manic: Shotgun was looking for some poetic justice at the end but instead had a major case of deja vu. Good god.

We go back to Lars who's at the podium for the next nomination.

Lars: Next up on this list of "Match of the Year" candidates.. Lets see here. The finals from the King of Xtreme 2013. "The Real Mercy Killer" Robert Mastro against "The Xtreme Icon" Mark Adkins!

"Born to Rise" by Redlight King plays as we go back to the finals of XWF's King of Xtreme tournament. "The Xtreme Icon" Mark Adkins makes his way out to another roar from the crowd.

Manic: This is it Chico!

Chico: We started off with sixteen men and now it's down to Robert Mastro and this man. Someone who made it to the finals last year and was favored but fell short to Chris Falkenyork.

"The Real Mercy Killer" Robert Mastro makes his way out to a bizaro pop from the crowd. Mastro looks around with a somewhat confused look on his face from the response before shaking his head. Mastro turns his attention over towards the ring as he makes his way down.

Manic: Mastro at When Worlds Collide was extremely close to winning the World Heavyweight Title Chico. He had the match won before it went lights out.

Chico: And who knows what happened after that. Here's the thing though. Mastro even last year showed everyone what he was about when he had a match of the year candidate against his former tag team partner The Hellion. But yes he's come a long way.

Mastro and Adkins take a walk to the center of the ring as the two exchange verbal jabs at each other.

Mastro: You think everything you said over the last couple weeks is funny?

Adkins: I think it's hilarious!

Mastro turns his head to the side with a smile on his face before charging in with a double leg takedown. Mastro gets on top of Adkins and hits right hands. Right, right, right. Mastro picks up Adkins and hits a headbutt that sends him to the corner. Mastro charges in and nails a clothesline. Mastro stomps Adkins on the foot to counter the attempt. Adkins is hopping on one foot so Mastro stomps him on that foot also.

Manic: Adkins having problems here with Mastro.

Chico: You think?

Adkins picks up the ladder and waits for Mastro to get back up. Mastro is back to his feet. Adkins charges in and hits Mastro in the head with the ladder! Adkins slingshots into the ring and drops Mastro with a shoulderblock to a pop from the crowd. Adkins goes for a cover and hooks the leg. One, two, Mastro kicks out. Transition.. Mastro's arms get tied up between the top and the middle ropes as Adkins nods his head in approval. Adkins walks over towards Mastro who goes for a swing. Adkins takes a step back as Mastro is kicking away.

Adkins: How does it feel being a disappointment to your mom Robert!??

Mastro: SHUT UP!

Mastro breaks free of the ropes and lunges forward grabbing Adkins by the throat. Mastro shoves Adkins down to the canvas and continues to choke him.

Manic: What the hell is Adkins doing is he crazy? Is he trying to get his ass kicked?

Mastro bites Adkins on the head as Adkins tries to get away. Adkins gets back to his feet and goes to run but Mastro grabs him by the head and tosses him into the corner. Mastro hits a right, left, right, left, right, right, right. Adkins gets rocked onto the ground as Mastro runs off the ropes. Mastro connects with a knee to Adkins's head as the crowd pops. Mastro grabs a hold of the ladder that's in the ring and places it on top of Adkins who is on the ground. Mastro walks backwards before pointing over at Adkins who is still down. Mastro charges and hits an elbowdrop onto the ladder that was on top of Adkins.

Manic: Mastro is going nuts here!

Mastro grabs Adkins and sets him up for a piledriver. Adkins blocks the attempt by dropping to one knee. Mastro tries for it again but to no avail. Adkins gets a surge of energy and picks Mastro up before falling back with a Samoan Drop on the floor.

Manic: Adkins wanted to drive him through the table but still not happening!

Adkins hits another kick and goes for an End on Five. Mastro blocks the attempt and tosses Adkins right through the table to a huge pop from the crowd. Transition.. Mastro grabs the ladder that's in the ring and sets it up in the middle before pointing at it. Adkins is rolling to the side as his face is covered in red.

Crowd: Lets go Adkins! Lets go Mastro! Lets go Adkins! Lets go Mastro!

Mastro waits for Adkins to get back up. Mastro is stalking Adkins who is slowly getting to his feet. Adkins is staggered, back up, dazed. Mastro turns him around and kicks him in the midsection.

Manic: This is it!

The crowd starts to scream as the cameraman from earlier slides into the ring with a kendo stick in hand. Mastro turns his head for a split second and gets his head taken off with a kendo stick shot!

Manic: Falkenyork! What the f, what the hell is he doing?

Mastro slaps Falkenyork away and snaps up to his feet as the crowd is losing it. Mastro kicks Falkenyork in the midsection and goes for a Cradle Piledriver.

Manic: He's gonna Cradle Piledrive him on the ladder!

Adkins pops up out of nowhere and kicks the ladder away. Mastro drops Falkenyork from the slight distraction. Adkins jumps up and drops Mastro onto the canvas with an End on Five!

Manic: End on Five! End on Five!

Adkins rolls Mastro over and goes for the cover while hooking the leg. The crowd chants the count along. Two count only! Falkenyork reaches over for the chair thats in the ring and hands it over to Adkins who gladly takes it from him. The referee has nothing to do here as this is an Xtreme Rules match. Mastro is still trying to get back to his feet as Adkins raises the chair high up in the air. Adkins drills Mastro with the chair!

Manic: Chairshot!

Adkins swings and hits Mastro again, and again, and again! The crowd cannot believe what they're seeing here. Adkins continues to deck Mastro over and over again. Mastro is still trying to get up. Adkins stomps Mastro in the head and hits another chairshot! Another chairshot! Another chairshot! Mastro is out as Adkins hits another chairshot, another chairshot, ANOTHER chairshot. Falkenyork stands in the corner with his eyes closed as Adkins tosses the chair away and waves the referee over. Adkins rolls Mastro onto his back and covers while hooking both legs.

Chico: It's over Manic.

The crowd chants along for the one, two, three! Adkins is the 2013 King of Xtreme.

Manic: It's over!

We go back to the podium as Lars is opening the envelope.

Lars: The winner of the 2013.. "Match of the Year".. "The Modern Day Monster" Rage and Shangri-La Jester for their match at XtremeMania 8!

"I'm Broken" by Pantera plays once again as Jester and Rage make their way up to the podium to receive their award. Rage is looking very spiffy in his suit as Jester takes a more casual approach with his Hatchet Man jersey. Rage and Jester meet at the podium staring each other down as the crowd is stirring.

Lars: Congrats to the two of you.

They continue to eye each other down as Rage steps back and offers the podium to Jester first. Jester walks up to the microphone to speak as the music cuts out.

Jester: XtremeMania 8.. Funny how in a loss that would be the match that launched me into the spotlight here in the XWF. Things are a little different now though. Before I was the guy looking up at the top of company. Now I AM the top of the company. The Xtreme Wrestling Federation, World.. Heavyweight.. Champion! Rage.. You had my number that night but I don't really see you rushing out to face me again. Just like I said to Shotgun and Mastro.. Whenever you're ready. I say we go at it, ONE MORE TIME!

The audience pops as Jester backs off and lets Rage take the microphone.

Rage: You're still a shitass Juggalo.. Kanook. Whatever you want to call yourself now. I don't have anything to prove to you. At the biggest Pay Per View in the history of this company in the main event. You and your ICP army couldn't take down the Modern Day Monster. I will say this though.. It was a good fight. As far as who you are as a professional wrestler.. I'll give you respect where it's due. But let me do you a favor so you don't get embarrassed again. I'm going to politely.. Turn down your offer for that one more time.

Rage takes his award and walks off as the crowd boos. Jester takes his award and walks off stage shaking his head. Lars takes the podium as we get a quick applause for XWF's "Match of the Year". Lars goes to take another swig from his flask but it's all empty.

Lars: Son of a bitch. Okay.. Bob?

Levy walks up and hands Lars an envelope with the winner for "Wrestler of the Year". Lars looks a little annoyed.

Lars: Not that! I need a.. Screw it.

- Wrestler of the Year -

Lars puts the flask down.

Lars: Finally to conclude the show our last category. Every year we have good wrestlers.. Great wrestlers.. Champions, yeah. You know all that stuff. However! There is only one that can be called, "Wrestler of the Year". So with that, lets get to the nominations.

The audience pops on that announcement.

Lars: First up on this list. A man who really needs no introduction. He is a four time World Heavyweight Champion. The last World Title reign coming off a victory at Hell on Earth against one of the longest reigning champions of all time. Tonight he comes in with eleven nominations winning in two categories. "The Elite Savior", Carlos.. Shotgun!!

The camera pans over to Shotgun who is completely obliterated from weed at this point in time.

Lars: Yeah that about sums it up. Next up on this list.. Former Xtreme Champion. His one World Heavyweight Title reign came in at just short of ONE YEAR. The highlight coming at XtremeMania 8 when he took down one of the hottest rising stars that this company has seen in years. Tonight he comes in with four nominations winning in the Match of the Year category. "The Modern Day Monster".. Rage!!

The camera cuts to Rage as the audience applauds. Rage nods his head and waves as we go back to Lars.

Lars: Take that wave to heart guys. He doesn't do this for the fanfare. Next up on this list.. He is a former Tag Team Champion. In 2012 he had one of the top feuds of the year that included the famed Bayou Brawl. In 2013 he took part and almost walked out the victor of one of the biggest matches of the year. Coming in with seven nominations taking awards in two categories.. "The Real Mercy Killer", Robert.. Mastro!!

The camera cuts over to Mastro who looks on nervously waiting to see who's going to win.

Lars: Calm down buddy I'll get you a hooker later on or something.

Lars smiles before moving on.

Lars: Next up.. He is a two time Xtreme Champion. At XtremeMania 8 he walked out the victor against a man who has never had a singles loss at the biggest Pay Per View of the year. His regular title defenses on Showdown and Pay Per View has put that championship on level not seen in years. Tonight he comes in with four nominations taking the award for Showdown Match of the Year. He is Pike.. "The Preacher".. Lorenzo!!

The camera cuts over to Lorenzo who is taking a sip from a glass of wine. Pike waves to his followers as the audience pops. We go back to Lars who nods his head in approval.

Lars: Last but most definitely not least.. Our final nomination. He is the current World Heavyweight Champion. At Xtreme Battle Zone with odds against him shocked the world when he became the number one contender breaking away from the rest of the new era and becoming an XWF great of his own. His match at XtremeMania 8 is still one of the most talked about matches in the history of this company. At When Worlds Collide he defeated a Hall of Famer and then followed up at the next PPV by doing the same exact thing. Coming in with nine nominations taking awards in two categories.. The man formerly known as Crazy Kanook.. Shangri-La Jester!

The audience pops as we see a shot of Jester who waves to the audience. The camera cuts back over to Lars who opens the envelope.

Lars: The winner for "Wrestler of the Year"... Make that nine nominations winning in THREE categories.. Shangri-La Jester!!

"Oddities" by Insane Clown Posse plays as Jester stands up and raises his arms high up in the air. The audience is applauding for Jester who makes his way towards the stage.

Lars: Lets hear it for him one more time!

Jester walks up the stage and goes to the podium as he shakes Lars's hand. Lars hands Jester the award and steps aside so that Jester can speak to the audience. The music cuts out.

Audience: Jester! Jester! Jester! Jester!

Jester takes a deep breath.

Jester: I'd like to say that I was pretty positive about winning but with guys like Rage, Shotgun, and Lorenzo.. You too Mastro don't get all fussy now.

The audience laughs.

Jester: I'm fucking with you Robert. We've gone to war too. I'd like to thank every person I've competed against first off. Without you guys I wouldn't have had the amazing moments that went down last year. I'd like to thank my buddy Blaze Rodriguez..

The audience pops.

Audience: Jager Bombers! *clap* *clap* *clap clap clap* Jager Bombers! *clap* *clap* *clap clap clap*

Jester: Every single Juggalo that knows how to get down with the clown! I'd like to thank.. Chris Benoit.

The crowd is confused.

Jester: Nah not really. Figured I'd throw that in there to fuck with Carlos. I'd also like to thank my family.. That..

Mark Adkins stands up in the audience.

Adkins: Your family huh? Hey Jackson! Yeah perhaps you haven't heard about what I like to do with the ones that I have in my crosshairs!

Jester: I have heard. I've seen it too. You don't seem to realize something Adkins that I'm part of the old school also. That stuff doesn't make me cry like it might with others. No I just do what any real man would do..Stand up for themselves and beat the shit out of anybody that fucks with them. I'm not like anybody you've faced before Adkins. You're going to find that out soon enough at Jaded.

Jester looks down at his award.

Jester: 2013 was a huge year. But I'm not settling for the past. 2014 is going to be even bigger and it starts off teaching the "Xtreme Icon" what happens when you make things, personal. Thank you.

"Oddities" by Insane Clown Posse plays one more time as Jester picks up his award and raises it high up in the air. The copyright is displayed on the screen as the camera fades to black.

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