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“Do the Evolution” by Pearl Jam plays as the crowd gets on their feet. Smoke fills the entrance way as Shotgun walks out shaking his head and looking at the camera.

Shotgun: South Carolina reeks of shit!

The fans boo in unison as Shotgun stands on top of the ramp and adjusts his jacket and looks around in disdain. He calmly makes his way down the ramp with a confident look on his face.

Chico: What is Shotgun doing here?

Manic: When you have as much money as him, you do as you please.

Shotgun gets in the ring and grabs a microphone as he looks at the crowd and shakes his head.

Shotgun: I am nothing if not honest. So there is something I have to get off my chest. As I stand here looking at all of you, I have nothing but one thought running through my mind. I have never in my fucking life seen so many broke ass, stinky, illiterate, welfare collecting, lazy ass pieces of shit in my god damned life! Seriously, just the fact that I have to stand in this very ring in the middle of South Carolina makes me want to puke my fucking guts out. Hell, I’m going to be as honest as I can. South Carolina… I fucking hate this place and I wish you all fucking got wiped out with the AIDS virus.

Shotgun spits on the mat and shakes his head in disgust as the fans just erupt with insults at him.

Chico: Jesus Christ, what the hell is wrong with him?

Manic: Why doesn’t Shotgun tell us what how he really feels?

Shotgun: The fact that Mark Adkins has to demean himself and defend his newly won world title in front of you fucks is an insult to the wrestling business, an insult to the XWF and an insult the The Elite. Mark Adkins, the second man to become a three time champion. Mark Adkins, a member of the hall of fame. Mark Adkins, the man who revolutionized the industry. None of you are fit to see him. None of you are worthy of that honor, but of course that pussy ass called Lars Douglas thought otherwise. So be it. Lars wants to challenge the Elite? So be it. The Resistance wants to get their ass kicked yet again? So be it.

The fans boo as Shotgun stops and looks around.

Shotgun: I am sick and fucking tired of this feud. How many times must we prove we are superior?!?! How many times must we reign supreme!?!? How many times must we drive home the point that The Elite are the mecca of wrestling. We are the fucking gods of the XWF and we shall not be fucked with. Tonight, Mark Adkins will make short work of Jester and everyone watching at home, all of the incest loving, overweight, smelly ass, chronic masturbating juggalos will witness as The Elite fucks them in the ass once more and proves without a shadow of a doubt we are the men with the big cojones, we are the ones with all the power, we are the ones who fucked the prom queen while The Resistance are the ones who jacked off on prom night while sniffing a stolen thong from some dirty prostitute named Martha. I am sick and tired of this feud, I am sick and tired of the Resistance and at Xtreme Battle Zone we will end this shit once and for all.

The fans boo as Shotgun spreads his arm and challenges the fans to do something. He seems to be in an unusual harsh mood as he continues.

Shotgun: The thing that grinds my shit, the thing that brings my piss to a boil is the fact that Jester out of all people has the balls to call The Elite out? He dares threaten us? He dares to call us out? He dares to call ME out? Jester, old buddy, let me make one thing straight. I know for a FACT you cant take out Mark Adkins and I know for a fact you CANT beat ME. You may have been world champion, you may have been one of the fastest rising superstars in XWF history, but guess what? In the end, it all revolves around ME. I don’t have to be world champion, I don’t have to be in the main event, hell, I don’t even have to be booked for a match but you see this arena, this piece of shit arena? You see these fans? These stupid, fat, ugly fans? They are in these arena to see ME. Make no mistake about it boy, this is my fed, this is my turf, this is my world and you bitch, you are just living in it. You want to threaten me? ME? Tsk, you know what I have to say to you? Grow the fuck up. Move the fuck on. I am tired of giving you my spotlight. I am tired of making your career. I am tired of you riding off my fame. You want to get your hands on me? Get the fuck back in line. You are nothing to me. You, The Resistance are nothing but a god damned abortion gone wrong and God as my witness, at Xtreme Battle Zone we will rape, pillage and destroy anything and anyone that gets in our way. This is our time. This is our place. We hold all the money. We hold all the power. We are simply the very best that has ever walked in this god damned ring…

“The Burden of Being Wonderful” by Steel Panther begins to play as the fans start cheering. Blaze Rodriguez walks out with the world heavyweight championship and the fans start to book as Blaze adjusts his sun glasses and looks around and acts shocked.

Blaze: You say you are the best?! You, Carlos Shotgun, you say you are the best?! Fuck being the best, let me ask you something Shotgun. Are you wonderful?

Shotgun shakes his head confused and looks at Blaze.

Shotgun: Blaze, that is the stupidest fucking shit I have ever heard, ever.

Blaze: Of course you would say that. Look at you, there was once a time when you were a trend setter. There was a time when you were a fashion icon, a sex symbol, the epitome of greatness and now? Now you are a whiny little bitch!

The fans cheer as Shotgun looks at Blaze coldly.

Blaze: Face it buddy, time has passed you by. It’s like you are not the same person. There is something off about you Shotgun. I will give credit where credit is due, you were the best, you were the greatest, but now? You are a parody of what you once were. You are a joke! You are nothing but a second rate copy of the man you used to be.

The fans cheer again as Shotgun seems to be growing irate.

Blaze: Me on the other hand? I have done nothing but grow and become better. Look at me! I am an icon! I am a role model! I am the sexiest man to ever grace an XWF ring! You talk about 20 thousand dollar sunglasses? Look at mine, they are worth twenty ONE thousand. Look at my suit! Custom made by some Italian guy who’s claim to fame was measuring my body in order to do this suit. You talk about money? People throw money at me everywhere I go. Face it Shotgun, you might have once been a big deal but now? You are so last season. If you were a piece of clothing you would be in some shitty Marshall’s waiting to be picked up by some broke ass piece of shit with delusions of grandeur. You are two thousand and late. You are yesterdays news. You are run of the mill. You are last years models. You, Carlos Shotgun, you were once great but you were never wonderful. Me on the other hand? I am a superstar, I am an A-lister, I am a sex god, I am the most wonderful man to ever grace the world of wrestling. I am Blaze Rodriguez, the greatest champion in XWF history and you? You are nothing but a worn out, washed up old man who needs a reality check. The Elite are yesterdays news. The Resistance? We are the present, we are the future. We are what’s hip. We are what’s cool. We are the very definition of wonderful.

Blaze looks around proudly as he runs his hand through his hair confidently.

Shotgun: Are you done?

Blaze: No, I am not done! You might as well shut your mouth. You call out my friend Jester? Of course you do. You think he’s stupid. You KNOW Adkins can’t take him. You want to soften him up because if you interfere during the match he will lose the title. Shotgun, for a man who claims to be smarter than everyone else you really are stupid. Just, grab your things and get the hell of that ring and stop talking all this worthless crap.

The fans cheer as Shotgun looks at the fans who chant “Go away”. Shotgun smiles as he looks at Blaze.

Shotgun: I must say, I’m impressed kiddo. You must have finally found your balls to come out here and talk to me like this. Congratulations. I guess Jester is so scared he sent his little bitch to save his own ass. Jester knows he went over the line. Jester is scared so he sends you, the bitch of the group to talk to me. You want to act like a tough guy Blaze? You think you are hot shit? Why don’t you come down to this ring and we have ourselves a match and the whole world can know who the better man really is.

The fans cheer as Blaze scratches his chin and looks at his Xtreme Championship.

Blaze: Do you think I’m stupid? Do you think I don’t know what youre trying to do? You may have all the money in the world but there is something you cant own because it belongs to me, and that is the Xtreme Championship. And guess what? You are not worthy of being in the same ring as me. Last time we saw you, you were getting your ass kicked by Pike Lorenzo at Jaded. You want a title shot? Get in line with the rest of the jobbers. You want a match? The answer is NO.

The fans boo as Shotgun shakes his head.

Shotgun: Smart kid. You’re right. I don’t deserve a title shot.

Blaze: Of course you don’t! You don’t deserve shit! Go mooch off someone else!

Shotgun: You listen here you little bitch. I don’t want your title. I don’t want your spotlight. I want to kick your ass. You talk about being wonderful? Guess what, I’m going to give you a wonderful kick right in your wonderful ass. I’m going to humiliate you in front of the world. I’m going to shove your words down your throat. You talk a big game? Prove it. Prove you are more than Jester’s bitch. Prove that you are more than Rage’s gimp. Prove you are man worthy of your monicker. Next week, Shotgun vs Blaze in a non-title match. You accept, we go out there and prove who’s the best. You decline and you prove to the world that the only thing wonderful about you is your ability to act like a man even though you lack a pair of testicles.

The fans pop as Shotgun looks at Blaze.

Shotgun: This is your chance Blaze. Since the beginning, everyone has looked at you and laughed at the mere idea you were in Jester’s level. Face it, you are the Jannetty of the group. You are a worthless piece of shit. You are Jester’s bitch boy. You are a wonderful piece of SHIT.

Blaze: ENOUGH! ENOUGH! You want to insult me? You want to call me names? You think I’m not man enough? You think I’m not good enough? Next week, Shotgun vs. Blaze for the first time in XWF history and I will, I WILL prove the whole world I am just as good if not BETTER than Jester.

The fans pop as Shotgun smiles and looks at Blaze.

Shotgun: See you next Massacre.

Shotgun drops the microphone as the camera cuts to Manic and Chico.

Chico: What exactly did we just see right there?

Manic: We just saw Blaze Rodriguez do what he does better than everyone else. We saw him show what being wonderful is all about!

Chico: Are you smoking those funny cigarettes Chico? You don't do that with the former four time World Heavyweight Champion Carlos Shotgun.

Manic: Yeah we he just did. We'll see how things go next Massacre for the Xtreme Champion.

The camera goes back to the ring for our next match.

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- Opening Match -
Kazadine the Dark Prince vs Jackson Rod Stewart

Kazadine is in the ring with his daughter Paige and they are about to do an illusion for the crowd.

Kazadine: Okay, now for my greatest illusion of all. In just a moment, I am going to make the entire crowd disappear. Right before your very eyes, the people at home will be stunned when suddenly they are staring at an empty arena.

The fans are stirring when suddenly another voice is heard over the loud speakers.

Rod: Before you do that!

Kazadine and Paige direct their attention to the top of the stage and it's Jackson Rod Stewart who is making his way down the aisle.

Rod: Sorry. Didn't mean to cut you off, but haha. I couldn't help but laugh, as I was standing back there. I always thought it was me, who was the comedian and you were the magician. But, haha, you're funny man. You're a riot! You're a hoot.

Fans are booing Rod as he starts walking up the steps and enters the ring.

Rod: But why don't you do us all a favor? You said you were about to make the audience disappear... why don't you make yourself disappear? And take that thing with you...

Rod insults Kazadine, as he points at his daughter Paige and Kazadine begins barking at him. Paige pulls him over to her and whispers something in his ear and shoves him towards Rod. The referee calls for the bell as those lock up in the center of the ring.

*ding* *ding* *ding*

Paige exits the ring and it's Kazadine that forces Rod in to the corner. Kazadine gets a forearm up in his chin and then delivers a hard chop. Rod Stewart starts to punch his way out of the corner and then kicks Kazadine in the stomach and plants him with a Sitout Facebuster! Rod rolls him up for the pin.

One, two, Kazadine gets a shoulder up on that one.

Rod picks Kazadine up and slings him in the corner. He backs up a few feet and rushes in slamming the top of his head in to Kazadine's gut and then grabs Kazadine and whips him across the ring. Kazadine's back slams against the corner and he walks out a few steps, right in to Rod's signature "Pink Lemonade" (Running Spinning Heel Kick). Rod connects and goes for the cover.

One, two, Kazadine kicks out just before the three.

Rod back to his feet and he backs up for JRS Express (High Impact Clothesline) he rushes in for it but Kazadine ducks it and then Kazadine kicks him in the stomach and drops him with a DDT. Kazadine rolls him over the pin

One, two, Rod kicks out of there.

Kazadine slow to his feet and he goes for a Suplex but Rod blocks it and Kazadine rakes his eyes and then picks him up and drops him with the Suplex! Paige cheers her father on as he hooks the leg on Rod. One.. but Rod kicks out before two! Kazadine forces Rod's shoulder to the mat again and goes for the cover.

One, two, Rod kicks out!

Kazadine picks Rod up in a side head lock but Rod pushes him off towards the ropes and Kazadine comes back, knocking Rod over with a shoulder block. Kazadine goes off the ropes and takes a back body drop from Rod instead. Kazadine goes to get up and eats Rod's finisher "Ram Rod" (Thrust Kick followed by T-Bone Suplex). He is dropped in the middle of the ring and Paige gets up on the apron as he hooks a leg.

One, two, Rod gets the three!

*ding* *ding* *ding*

Winner by Pinfall: Jackson Rod Stewart

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After the match we see Rod call for a mic and gets handed one as Paige tends to her dad in the ring.

Rod: I got a good one. What do you call, a barking magician and his promiscuous daughter? Well, I--

Before he could spit anything out, Paige hits him with a low blow from behind. Rod keels over and Paige starts clawing at his face. The referee pries her off of him and Kazadine also pulls her away. Kazadine tries to reason with her, but she is furious and trying to get passed her dad. Kazadine backs her in a corner and continues to bark at her.

Kazadine: Woof! Woof! Woof!

Manic: Who let the dogs out?

Chico: Arf, arf, arf.

She shakes her head and tugs at her own hair, as Kazadine points towards the ropes and finally she exits the ring. Jackson Rod Stewart is left on the man, grasping his face, as there are a couple visible scratches on his face. The camera cuts to Manic and Chico.

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Manic: Jackson Rod Stewart picking up the victory there as we take a look at XWF's "Did You Know" portion of their website.

Chico: There's a "Did You Know" on the website?

Manic: Of course there is!

Manic rolls his eyes as Chico looks a bit confused.

Manic: Did you know that current champion "The Xtreme Icon" Mark Adkins follows a very strict diet that he calls "The Adkins Diet"? It's nothing but lettuce, carrots, and beer for about eight months out of the year. Then for two months he eats nothing but peanuts and watermelon then at the end of the year it's nothing but bacon. As you can see, Adkins is a physical specimen. He knows things that none of us do.

Chico: I'll have to look into that. Lets get to the ring.

The camera goes back to ringside for our next match.

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"Happy Go Luckies" Ace & Gary vs "The Ultimate Heels" Dark Stranger & Cliff Saxton

Gary is in the ring as Ace is on the apron. Cliff Saxton starts the match with The Dark Stranger on the Apron.

*ding* *ding* *ding*

Gary and Saxton lock up and Gary goes to knee him in the gut, Saxton dodges the knee and does a quick ddt, then Saxton stomps on him rapidly. Saxton throws Gary into the corner and tags in Stranger Saxton places Gary on the turnbuckle and Stranger stands mid ring, Saxton launches Gary at Dark Stranger, Stranger runs and spears him mid-air and Stranger pins him.

One, two, kickout.

Ace comes in and breaks the pin, Saxton grabs Ace and does a Scoop slam. Saxton starts pummeling the hell outta Ace. Saxton picks up Ace and does a Samoan Drop, and Ace lays out to the ring barely moving. Saxton exits the ring and applies the camel clutch outside the ring. Stranger picks up Gary and does a vertical suplex. Stranger picks up Gary and throws him to the ropes, Gary comes back, Stranger does a double A spine buster and pins Gary.

One, two, Gary kicks out.

Gary gets up slowly and tries to punch Dark Stranger, Dark Stranger laughs with each blow. Saxton enters the ring and runs to the ropes and catches Gary with the Death Penalty (Beautiful Disaster), Gary turns into Dark Stranger and catches Gary with The Darkness (Tombstone Piledriver) and pins him.

One, two, three!

*ding* *ding* *ding*

Winners by Pinfall: "The Ultimate Heels" Dark Stranger & Cliff Saxton

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Saxton grabs a mic.

Saxton: You see, What we just did to these Happy Go Luckies is nothing to what we will do the tag team Champions The Hollywood Rejects.

The Dark Stranger: The tag team division just got stronger. Me and Saxton will be winning those tag titles soon.

Both: COUNT ON IT!!!

Saxton and Stranger exit the ring as their music plays over the arena. The camera cuts as we go to a commercial break.

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*Commercial Break*

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Metro HD vs "Second City Destroyer" Jake Longfellow

Jake Longfellow is already in the ring and he's stretching out for his matchup. The lights then dim low as Metro HD's theme music begins to play and strobe lights start to hit the stage area. Out walks Metro HD in a furry jacket, rainbow bracelet and pink tights, with matching boots. He has a microphone in his hand and waits a second til his music dies down.

Metro HD: Hello everyone. How are you doing South Carolina?

He gets a mini pop!

Metro HD: It's great to be here. In a state that's the home of so many legends. You have had such greats from here as Chris Rock--

Big pop from the crowd!

Metro HD: Vanna White-

Another pop!

Metro HD: Darius Rucker... Aziz Ansari!

Small pop for mentioning his name.

Metro HD: Hell even Joe Frasier and of course, South Carolina's own Jadeveon Clowney!

That name gets a huge pop from the hometown crowd and we get a closeup of Clowney who's actually in the crowd and the fans go bizerk when they see his face on the videotron.

Metro HD: Now I'm not from here. But I come to this great state of South Carolina, competiting in this ring and looking to put on a show like any one of those people I just named! Jake Longfellow, you call yourself the Second City Destroyer, but tonight, you're nothing more than Second Place to... moi.

He points at himself and smiles. Longfellow calls him in to the ring and Metro HD removes his furry jacket and places it over the steps. He pulls himself up on the apron and looks like he's about to step in.

Metro HD: One more thing. You might have thought last week's beating was bad. But I'll show you... things could be much worse.

Metro HD goes to duck in between the ropes and Longfellow rushes him with a knee to the head that knocks him back out of the ring. The referee tries to control him but Longfellow hops out of the ring and whips Metro HD in to the barricade. The fans boo him as he waves them off and picks Metro HD up and slings him in to the ring. Longfellow rolls inside and tells the referee to ring the bell. And he calls for it.

*ding* *ding* *ding*

Longfellow immediately begins stomping away on HD and then rolls him over for the pin.

One, two, kickout.

Longfellow stands up and drops a knee on HD's head. He drop's another knee on his head and then scoops him off the ground and drops him over his knee with a devestating back breaker. He lifts him up and drops him for another back breaker. Longfellow then tries to transition for a Gutwrench Suplex but Metro HD manages to roll him up for the school boy pin.

One, two, kickout!

Longfellow looks anrgy as he charges in at HD and he ducks that clothesline attempt and HD goes off the ropes and comes back with a flying back elbow that takes Longfellow off of his feet. Metro HD then uses the 2nd rope to go for a Lionsault but he flips over Longfellow and lands on his feet. Longfellow goes to get up and eats a Dropkick that sends him through the ropes and out of the ring. Metro HD runs around the ring and gets the crowd to cheer him on! He rushes over and hops up on the top turnbuckle and then without warning completes a Moonsault that connects on Longfellow as he was starting to stand up. Both men go down hard with that one and the referee begins his 10-count. Metro HD is first up and he drops Longfellow with a Bulldog on the outside as the ref reaches a 6-count. Metro HD decides to roll Longfellow in the ring and go for a cover.

One, two, Longfellow gets his shoulder up!

Metro HD shakes his head disappointed and then picks Longfellow up and tosses him back outside. Metro HD starts to get pumped up as he backs up to the ropes and goes in for a Suicide Dive but Longfellow moves out the way just in time and HD smashes the barricade hard. Longfellow crawls over and picks Metro HD up by the hair and says something to him as he launches him in to the steps and he smashes right in to them. Metro HD goes down and Longfellow smiles to himself as he looks out at the crowd and then slides back in the ring. The referee continues counting, "... 6 .... 7 .... 8 ..." The fans are giving Longfellow a ton of heat as he just sits back in the corner. But somehow Metro HD rolls in right before he reaches 10. Longfellow walks over and starts stomping away at him and then hooks a leg.

One, two, HD gets his shoulder up just in time!

Fans are rooting for Metro HD as Longfellow looks him over and scrapes the back of his boot across HD's forehead. He backs up in to the corner and gets in position for the "Second City Killer" (Spear). He rushes in but Metro HD moves out the way and actually sticks his foot out to trip Longfellow right in to the corner. Longfellow hits his off the 2nd turnbuckle and staggers around right in to a Giant Spin Kick! That shot nearly takes Longfellow's head off as HD goes for the pin.

One, two, Longfellow frantically kicks out!

Metro HD up now and he sizes Longfellow up. He picks him up for a DDT but Longfellow blocks it and tries to hook him for a Suplex but Metro HD blocks it and goes for a Suplex of his own. He almost has Longfellow up but he pulls out of it and kicks Metro HD in the stomach. Longfellow nails a European uppercut then backs HD up in to the ropes and then seemingly out of nowhere Longfellow lifts him up for his finisher "Phantom Cobra Sleeper" (Torture rack into an Inverted GTS). He has the Torture rack locked on good but Metro HD isn't tapping and before he could go for the Go To Sleep it's Metro HD who wiggles out and lands behind him. Longfellow quickly turns around and clotheslines HD over the top rope but he manages to hold on and land on the outside apron. Longfellow thinks he created some space but turns to see Metro HD on the ropes and he goes to Suplex him back in but Metro HD blocks it. Metro HD knees him in the ribs and then goes for a Sunset Flip in to a Pinfall.

One, two, three!

*ding* *ding* *ding*

Winner by Pinfall: Metro HD

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Metro HD rolls to his feet and begins to celebrate! Longfellow is on the canvas and he's stunned. HD is hopping up and down and goes to climb up in the corner to receive a crazy pop from the crowd! Longfellow clobbers him in the back and HD falls back hard on the canvas. Longfellow begins stomping away on him and talking trash while he does it. The referee tries to reason with him but he scares the ref and backs him in to a corner. Longfellow then picks Metro HD off the ground, much to the shagrin of the crowd and he goes for his finisher "Adrenaline Overdose" (Canadian Destroyer into a Labell Lock). He nails that Canadian Destroyer and manages to transition in to a Labell Lock that he keeps locked on for a few seconds. The ref tries to pry him off and Longfellow finally let's go on his own and stands up to face the hostile South Carolina crowd.

Manic: This is bull poop!

Chico: It sure is Manic.

The fans reign boos down on him as he looks down at what he did to Metro HD and seems pretty satisfied with what he just did. Metro HD's theme music kicks on though as Longfellow exits the ring and starts to go up the aisle. He notices that Metro HD is crawling around in the ring and so he rushes back down and slides on in behind him. Longfellow stalks HD for a second and then goes for his signature move "Snake Bite" (Sharpshooter with Double Chickenwing). He applies that hold and locks it in tight. Metro HD begins screaming and the referee tries to break the hold but he can not. The referee calls out for more officials and trainers and the fans are giving him heat as this is going on. Other officials from the back run out, the Wreckin' Crew even run out and they pull Longfellow off him finally. Longfellow looks the Wreckin' Crew over and smiles. The crowd is hating on Longfellow as he makes his way to the back for real this time. The Wreckin' Crew, Flip and Brute check on Metro HD as he looks to be completely out of it right now.

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The camera cuts to the backstage area where Shangri-La Jester is putting on his face paint getting ready for his big rematch against Mark Adkins. Bob Levy is standing by with the challenger who looks up for a moment before getting to his feet.

Bob: Jester?

Jester: I know that you're a good close friend of someone who's in the Elite, Bob. You really think that it's in your best interest to be in this locker room right now? What the FUCK are you thinking?

Bob: I'm just doing an interview right now Jester. I have no issues with you or any of the guys in the Resistance.

Jester: I see. I don't blame you for wanting to make sure that I don't kick your ass right now. Kick your ass and give a message to that little queer bitch Mark Adkins! Mark sure did seem to be a little sensitive to me calling him QUEER and a GAY BITCH! What's wrong Mark? You have a problem with that? You can take pot shots about your dead daddy and your wife and kids and what you do outside of this place but being called GAY is what ruffles your feathers? Ha ha. I got this one Bob. I got this one for..

Static shows up over the television screen as we see a shot of Mark Adkins who is standing by with the World Heavyweight Championship.

Adkins: Oh Jackson you silly son of a bitch. You think you have it all figured out? You think that you have THIS GUY figured out? You have Mark Adkins figured out? I don't even have MYSELF figured out Jackson! Ha ha. You don't press the buttons around here. You don't press the buttons of an explosive device that's set to TV-MA, Jackson. It took me this long to get back to the top and I'm not gonna have a Juggalo dipshit like yourself be the one to END IT! It's over when MARK ADKINS says it's over!

Adkins looks down and presses a switch as the camera goes back to ringside for our next contest.

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Eddie Phoenix vs Chris Falkenyork

“Stone” By Alice in Chains blast through the Arena as the fans get on their feet and are cheering throughout the arena. Chris Falkenyork comes out and and instantly acknowledges the fans. The music is getting the crowd amped up as he makes his way to the ring. He gets out the ring and slides underneath the the bottom ropes, gets to his feet and and poses to the fans pointing at separate individuals and smiling. The music stops. Suddenly an official comes down the ramp and hands the announcer a piece of paper. He takes it and goes back to the middle of the ring

Worley: And his opponent, first being lead to the ring by his Valet, Harlett. From New York, New York, he weights in at two hundred and thirty three pounds. He is, Eddie Phoenix!

Lights go out. Then a spotlight comes on in the middle of the ramp where His valet Harlett is standing wearing all white Nun outfit that has a very low cleavage below the coller. “Sympathy for the Devil” By Rolling Stones blast over the sound system. When the song finally starts and the line “Please allow me to introduce myself”, Eddie makes his way out. Eddie walks is decked all in black, leather pants, boots, boas drenched over his shoulders and a cowboy hat with shades. He walks down as he points to a few signs that says “Eddie is a P.I.M.P” and a “Eddie is Unexpected in XWF” he shows Harlett as she smiles.

Manic: Is that the girl in the church?

Chico: Wow, what a difference a few days makes. You think she is wearing that outfit to hide the track marks?

Manic: Stop. Eddie is trying to change her life, give her a second chance.

Chico: Right, that is why he has this, person out here dressed as that Marvel Women Emma Frost.

Manic: What comics are you reading?

Eddie gets to the ring and takes off his Boas and puts one around the one female fan not booing in the front row holding a sign that says “I want the Unexpected” He then puts his shades on the younger boy near her. He winks and tells the ref to back Falkenyork up. The ref turns and ask Falkenyork to abide. Chris backs up to let Eddie in. Eddie walks up the steps and slowly gets into the ring. He gets to the corner and ascends to the top as his pecks are bouncing up and down. He has a shit grin on his face as he is hitting his abs and pointing to his biceps. Some cheers can be heard throughout the arena

Manic: Eddie getting the mixed reaction here. He isn't hated by everyone so it appears.

Chico: I hear one or two guys and a bunch of women, that tells me that maybe those guys are, you know.

Manic: I kinda think Eddie has been fantastic. He has style, swag and enough confidence to share with the rest of the roster.

Eddie gets down as the music stops. He looks at Harlett as he winks and she has a devilish grin on her face. The looks at both men telling them something which we all can assume are the rules. Both men nod as the ref calls for the bell.

*ding* *ding* *ding*

Eddie puts up his hands and taunts Chris who is not too happy. Eddie points to the turnbuckle and gets on it as the crowd boos with some cheers peppered in. He points to Chris and tells him to go up. Chris is ignoring Eddie telling him to get ready for a fight. Eddie eggs Chris on as the fans start cheering for Chris to get to the turnbuckle. Chris looks around as the fans are starting to cheer and applaud for Chris. Chris points to the corner as the fans are getting louder. Eddie tells him go up there as Eddie makes his own pecs bounce. Chris turns and is going to corner as Eddie runs and blindsides Chris knocking hi down to a enormous roar of boos throughout the arena. Eddie points to his temple and smiles

Manic: What a a jerk. That is what he is, a jerk.

Chico: Maybe, but smart. Why is Chris turning his back on this guy? Hasn't Chris been watching?

Eddie picks Chris up and slams him down hard to the mat followed by a big elbow to the chest. Eddie pops up to a knee and then his feet. A few stomps in Eddie leans over and picks Chris up. He walks him over to the corner and then whips Chris off. Chris quickly reverses it and Sends Eddie. Eddie runs to the corner as Chris follows, Eddie runs up the corner and backflips over Chris who goes right under. Chris turns and ducks a clothesline Eddie threw and wraps himself around and behind Eddie, He lifts Eddie up and over into a Release Belly to Back Suplex but Eddie flips over and lands on his feet and runs back and hits the ropes, Chris pops up and gets taken down by a big shoulder tackle that Sends Chris down back first to the mat. Eddie looks down at Kris and leaps forward and inverted and nails a standing Shooting Star Press for the pin. The ref drops to a knee and counts.

One, two, Chris gets the shoulder up.

Eddie gets to his feet and and lands a few stomps. He grabs a hand full of hair but as Chris gets up he grabs Eddie's head and drops down nailing Eddie with a front face buster. Eddie stumbles back to the ropes. Chris gets up and runs towards Eddie, Eddie drops down and pulls the top rope down as Chris goes over. Eddie gets up shaking his head trying to shake out the cobwebs from the face-buster and didn't notice that Chris landed on the his feet on the apron. He turns around to go get Chris but Chris came off the top rope with a flying missile drop kick right on the button which sends Eddie down to the mat. The fans are getting behind Chris. Chris is getting steam as he gets right to work. He picks Eddie up and nails a European uppercut that sends spit out of Eddie mouth flying into the third row. Eddie is holding his jaw walking towards the corner. Chris grabs Eddie by the head and continues forward slamming Eddie' s head in the top turnbuckle.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

Chris steps back as Eddie slowly stumbles backwards. Chris gets behind Eddie and grabs him and nails a German Suplex but doesn't not release Eddie as he rolls and nails another one, then he rolls and nails another one but this time releases Eddie as Eddie crashes down hard on his back and neck. Eddie lands hard as he slowly rolls out the ring.

Manic: Smart on Eddie to get out.

Chico: Or dumb on Chris to let him get out. Harlett is running right to Eddie. Look at her talking to him while down on her knees, ha ha. You get what I'm saying, down on her knees Manic?

Manic: Shit Chico! This is a family show here!

She grabs Eddie by the collar as Chris is coming over with the ref to see what is going on. She kisses Eddie on the mouth and then starts to slap the holy shit out of him as Eddie wakes from his daze to protect himself letting her know he is ok. He points as to tell her to get something. She looks around and ask for a bottle of water. A guy wearing shades and a replica fur coat like the one Eddie wears hands her a bottle water. She goes to give it to Eddie then takes a drink and splashes him on the face. He starts to get up as the crowd laughs. Chris screams at Harlett to get away as she backs up. Chris reaches over the top to grab Eddie by the hair and bring him up. Eddie drives his shoulder into Chris's abdomen. Chris let's go and drops to a knee, he starts to get up but Eddie monkey flips over the top and right on top and over Chris's back. Eddie lands on his feet and runs to the ropes. Chris turns around and follows with a clothesline, Eddie ducks it but grabs Chris's arm, goes under and grabs Chris's neck and spins him around into a spinning neck breaker and connects. Both men are down as Harlett hits the mat hard to get Eddie to his feet. The ref looks at both men down and starts to count.

One, two, three, four, five, six.

Eddie starts to roll on his side as the ref gets to 8. He nods at Harlett as she gets up on the apron. The ref is telling her to get down and stops the count. She gets down a it was enough time for Eddie to reach the ropes. He starts to use them as leverage to help himself up. He looks at Chris doing the same. He makes a bee line towards Chris, Chris instantly throws a back kick to the mid-section of Eddie dropping Eddie to a knee holding his gut. Chris looks and spins around with a kick to the head, Eddie catches his leg, gets up and spins around and nails Chris with a spinning back heel kick to the head sending Chris down to the mat. Eddie rolls to his side and quickly gets up with a roar and beats his chest. He runs and kicks Chris right in the ribs while Chris was trying to get up.

Chico: That was a sickening sound!

Chris is on his side in pain. Eddie walks over and drops a knee to his head, then another and another, and another and another until the ref steps in after noticing some trickles of blood coming from the eye brow of Chris. Eddie grabs Chris's head and bites the wound he just opened.

Manic: What is he doing? Eddie has blood all over his mouth!

Eddie lets go and spits a wad of blood to the side. The ref checks on Chris who is looking out of it. Chris start to slowly get up. Eddie starts to walk towards Chris. Eddie grabs the ref and tells him to move, he moves the ref and turns his attention back to Chris but Chris explodes and just lifts up Eddie for a "Go to Sleep". He throws Eddie off but Eddie manuevers and instead lands behind Chris, he wraps Chris arms up into a full Nelson and nails his finisher the "Phoenix Driver" (Show Stopping Finale)! The crowd is tunned as Eddie rolls Chris over and hooks the leg for the pin, the ref drops down.

One, two, three! The ref calls for the bell.

*ding* *ding* *ding*

Winner by Pinfall: Eddie Phoenix

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“Sympathy for the Devil” plays over the arena. The referee goes to raise Eddie's hand in victory. Eddie ignores the referee and raises his own hand in victory while looking down at Chris who's on the canvas.

Eddie: Handshake you say? No thank you.

Eddie walks away before rolling out the ring as Harlett is there to meet him with a bottle of water. Eddie douses himself wiping off the blod as he makes his way up the ramp to boos but a little more cheers then when he came out. Chris finally regains his senses as blood is covering his head. The referee checks up on him as Eddie makes his way to the back. The camera cuts to a commercial break.

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*Commercial Break*

Coming Soon..

Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents "Xtreme Battle Zone" LIVE on Pay Per View

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The scene cuts to Eddie Phoenix who is standing next to Nita Spankee backstage.

Nita: Eddie, congratulations on your huge win against Christian Falkenyork. It was a tough, hard fought match and you deserve all the praise in the world.

Eddie: I have told everyone from the start that the rise of the Phoenix is upon you. While everyone is busy talking about The Resistance and The Elite, I have been busy kicking their asses individually. I don’t need a stable, I am a one man destruction machine and I proved just that. Look at Falkenyork, a former Heavyweight and Xtreme Champion. A member of the hall of fame? Is that the best he can do? Seriously? Is there no challenge for me in this whole federation? I will run through anyone you put in front of me and I wont rest until I am the XWF champion, simple as that.

The camera pans back as Pike Lorenzo enters the scene looking confident.

Pike: Did I just hear correctly? Did I just hear you gloating about beating Falkenyork?

Eddie looks at Pike who laughs out loud and continues.

Pike: Been there, done that. Son, you talk a big game but the truth of the matter is I have been in this federation for a long time and I have faced the greats and I have beaten them too. Beating Falkenyork is hardly something worth bragging about. Being in the most dominant faction of the XWF, now that’s something worth being proud of. At Xtreme Battle Zone, I will personally make sure The Elite are gone forever, while you? You will be nothing but filler, much like you’re whole career.

Pike smiles confidently as Eddie doesn’t seem amuse at all.

Eddie: So you are the Preacher? I don’t think we have met. My name is Eddie Phoenix. I am the man who kicked the living shit out of your teammate, Robert Mastro. Now, I have no problem with you personally, but you just happened to walk into my space over here and that is a no-no. I am not much for talking preacher so if you are going to do something, DO IT or get the fuck out of my face.

Pike: My boy, you must be confusing my for one of the savages for The Elite. I am a gentleman. I am a savior, and a man of the cloth. I am a man full of dignity and faith. Backstage sneak attacks are below me, however if you are so confident, then I’m sure you wont have a problem stepping in the ring with me next week and putting your money where your mouth is.

The fans are seen cheering in the background as Phoenix smiles.

Eddie: Pike Lorenzo vs. Eddie Phoenix next week? Let me think about it, oh wait, I don’t have to. You are on. I will bury The Resistance one by one. I will destroy the elite one by one. There is nothing I rather do humiliate you next week inside the ring.

Pike: You will try Eddie, but the power of God moves mountains. It’s more than enough to defeat a silly peasant such as yourself. I will see you next week.

Pike Lorenzo walks away as Eddie cracks his knuckles and the scene cuts to ringside for tonight's main event.

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- Main Event -
World Champion "The Xtreme Icon" Mark Adkins vs Shangri-La Jester - No Holds Barred World Heavyweight Title (Elite and Resistance banned from ringside)

The fans are all on their feet as "Oddities" by Insane Clown Posse plays over the arena. Shangri-La Jester makes his way out to a huge ovation. Jester is looking very motivated and determined tonight as he wants to regain the championship that he lost at Jaded. Jester enters the ring and circles all around waiting for his opponent. "Nobody Hears" by Suicidal Tendencies cues over as "The Xtreme Icon" Mark Adkins makes his way out next to an equally loud ovation. Both men seem to have a big fan following here. Adkins stops at the middle of the rampway and shows off his "Elite: Your Ass Kicking Fix since 1998" t-shirt that can be found on the XWF Shopzone. Adkins makes his way in and enters the ring as the music cuts out. Danille Worley is standing by for the in ring introduction.

Worley: The following contest scheduled for one fall is the "No Holds Barred" match for the XWF World Heavyweight Championship! In this match, the Elite and Resistance are BANNED from ringside! To my left is the challenger, representing the Resistance. He is Shangri-La Jester!

The crowd gives a huge pop.

Worley: And to my right, representing the Elite. He is the current World Heavyweight Champion. "The Xtreme Icon", Mark Adkins!

The crowd pops once again as Adkins hands the championship over to the referee before stepping towards the middle of the ring. Adkins starts to taunt Jester who just shakes his head. Adkins goes for a swing and hits a right hand as Jester returns with a right of his own. The referee calls for the bell.

Manic: Here we go!

*ding* *ding* *ding*

Adkins hits a right, Jester with a right, Adkins hits a right, Jester with a right. Jester blocks a right and hits another right. Right, right, right, Adkins staggers to the ropes but rakes Jester in the eyes. Adkins goes for a whip off the ropes. Jester counters the whip and gets an arm twist into a clothesline attempt. Adkins ducks the clothesline before slapping Jester in the face. Jester gets pissed off and drops Adkins with a hard right hand. Adkins bounces back to his feet as Jester nails a clothesline into a quick pin attempt.

One count only as Adkins kicks out

Jester picks up Adkins and tosses him to the outside before following him out. The referee follows also as there's no count outs in this match. Jester hits another right hand as Adkins was getting back to his feet. Adkins staggers back and blocks a right before whipping Jester into the steps. Adkins takes a quick breather for a moment as the crowd is on him at this time. Adkins taunts the crowd before picking up Jester and smacking his head into the stairs. Adkins tosses Jester back in the ring and picks him up. Adkins hits a quick back breaker before getting back to his feet and taunting the crowd. Jester tries to get back up but takes a stomp to the head. Another stomp to the head. Adkins hits a standing elbowdrop into a pinfall attempt.

One, two, Jester kicks out with authority.

Adkins walks over towards the turnbuckle and tries to take off the padding as the referee checks on Jester. Jester gets back to his feet before Adkins can pull the pad off. Adkins walks over towards Jester and takes a chop to the chest. Another hard chop connects that staggers Adkins into the corner. Jester charges in but Adkins gets a sunset flip into a pin. Jester rolls through the pin attempt and grabs Adkins by the legs. Jester taunts Adkins for a moment before hitting a falling headbutt between the champions legs. Adkins is in pain as he rolls to the outside.

Manic: Adkins is gonna feel that one in the morning for sure.

Jester rolls to the opposite side and waves at the timekeeper to get out of his chair. Jester grabs the chair and folds it up before holding it high in the air to a pop from the crowd. Adkins is still down but is slowly recovering as Jester walks over towards him. Adkins gets back to his feet but takes a chair to the midsection. Jester holds the chair high up before smacking Adkins in the back with it to another pop from the crowd. Adkins cringes in pain while trying to walk it off. Adkins rolls back into the ring as Jester tosses the chair over the top rope. Adkins walks over to a corner as Jester slides into the ring. Adkins goes for a blind charge and Jester drops him with a standing dropkick into another cover.

One, two, Adkins gets the shoulder up. Jester pins again and hooks the leg. One, two, Adkins kicks out.

Jester looks at the referee with a smile on his face like he was expecting that to happen. Adkins is still down as Jester gets back to his feet and points to the turnbuckle. Jester walks over to the turnbuckle and tries to pull off the pad that Adkins was trying to pull off earlier. Jester takes the pad off and tosses it into the crowd before grabbing Adkins by the head. Jester points and goes to smash Adkins headfirst. Adkins blocks, another block, Adkins elbows Jester in the stomach. Adkins grabs Jester by the head and smashes it into the exposed turnbuckle! Both men are down at this time as Jester is clutching at his forehead in pain.

Manic: Jester tried to give Adkins a taste of what he wanted to do!

Chico: Yeah instead he paid for it!

Jester's head is busted open from the turnbuckle shot as Adkins rolls him over and goes for a pin.

One, two, Jester kicks out before the three.

Adkins gets back to his feet and looks a little annoyed that that shot didn't do the job. Adkins gets in the referee's face for a moment and signals three but the referee disagrees and signals two. Adkins turns back around and goes for another attack. Jester is back on his feet with blood in his eyes and Adkins hits a right. Right, right, another right knocks Jester to one knee. Adkins slaps Jester in the face. Another slap. Jester looks at Adkins and taunts him to do it again. Adkins slaps him in the face again before going off the ropes. Jester leaps up in the air and knocks Adkins down with a Lou Thesz Press before grabbing him by the throat and choking him out! Jester rakes Adkins in the eyes with his forearm before picking him up off the canvas. Jester whips Adkins into the exposed turnbuckle back first before grabbing the steel chair! Adkins staggers out of the corner and takes a big chair shot to the face to a pop from the crowd! Jester tosses the chair out of the ring and lays on top of Adkins while hooking the leg.

One, two, Adkins gets the shoulder up before the three!

Jester rolls Adkins onto his stomach and locks in the "Ice Over" (Crippler Crossface) as Adkins is in trouble here! Jester pulls back on the champion's head as the referee checks for a tapout. The crowd is hot at this time as Adkins is trying whatever he can to break out of the submission. Adkins has his hand up in the air as he looks ready to tap. Jester pulls back even harder at this time as the crowd continues to look on. Adkins gets a surge of energy and rolls through but Jester holds on!

Manic: This might be it!

Chico: Oh by god!

Adkins tries to roll one more time and finally gets one knee on the canvas. Adkins fights back up and goes for "Full Retard" (Ambrose Headlock Driver). Jester blocks and grabs Adkins for a "Freeze Out" (Overhead Release German Suplex). Jester launches Adkins over but Adkins lands on his feet! Jester turns around as Adkins hits an "End on Five" (RKO) to a huge pop from the crowd! Adkins is slow to capitalize however but finally sees his chance to go for a pin. Adkins pins and weakly hooks the leg.

One, two, Jester kicks out before the three!

Adkins sits up with a shocked expression on his face as he can't believe what just happened. The referee signals for a two count once again as Adkins gets back to his feet and grabs the referee. The referee waves his arms in the air but Adkins headlocks him and drops him with a "Full Retard"! Jester is still down on the canvas with blood dripping down his face as Adkins just shakes his head looking extremely pissed off. Adkins slides out of the ring and grabs the steel chair before tossing it back in. Another referee runs down to the ring but stays far away from Adkins who is very unstable at this time. A member of Lars's security wearing a riot helmet follows behind the referee who's down at ringside.

Manic: Can't blame the referee for wanting some extra backup after what Adkins did to the senior official.

Adkins turns his head and looks at the referee.

Adkins: P-U-S-S-Y! Pussy ass bitch.

Adkins waits for Jester to get back to his feet as he calls for a "Full Retard" before pointing to the steel chair. Jester staggers back to his feet as Adkins grabs the headlock. The security guy slides into the ring however and forearms Adkins in the back of the head. Adkins turns around and grabs the security guy by the shirt before backing him towards the ropes.

Manic: What the hell?

Adkins is about ready to take the helmet off before the security guy headbutts Adkins with the riot helmet! Adkins staggers back and is stunned. Jester pops up and grabs Adkins by the waist. "Freeze Out" connects on the steel chair to a huge pop from the crowd! Jester gets on top of Adkins and hooks the leg as the referee slides in and checks the shoulders.

One, two, three! Jester is the new World Heavyweight Champion!

*ding* *ding* *ding*

Winner by Pinfall and NEW World Heavyweight Champion: Shangri-La Jester

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"Oddities" by Insane Clown Posse plays over the arena as the referee hands Jester the World Heavyweight Title. The crowd is trying to figure out what they just saw as Jester takes a look at the man with the riot helmet. The security guy tilts his head to the side before slowly putting his hands to the helmet. The man takes the helmet off.

Manic: What the hell is this?

The man reveals himself to be, The Original.

Manic: The Original! What the hell? Adkins took out Original months ago and he's back!

Chico: Original might have signed his own death warrant Manic. Shangri-La Jester vowed that he would become two time World Heavyweight Champion and he did just that.

The camera pans up to Original's face as he looks down at Adkins who's still on the canvas. Jester walks over to each turnbuckle and raises the World Title high up in the air. The copyright is displayed on the screen as the camera fades to black.

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