-

“Live to Rise” by Soundgarden begins to play as The Elite make their way out. "The Xtreme Icon" Mark Adkins leads the way as he has the World Heavyweight Title around his shoulder. Falkenyork and Shotgun follow behind and Rage stands in the back. They enter the ring as loud booing is heard. Adkins grabs a microphone and looks at the fans who greet him with a mixed reaction.

Adkins: Where are the fucking juggalos now?!?! Where is the so called “Resistance”?

Adkins cackles as the fans boo.

Adkins: You can boo me all you want, but the fact of the matter is I am your NEW XWF World Heavyweight Champion!

Adkins raises the title up in the air proudly as Shotgun and York applaud.

Adkins: At Jaded the entire world saw justice served in the center of this ring. We could have had shenannigans. The result could have been a bit questionable. It was none of that! What you saw was "The Xtreme Icon" cleanly and with absolutely no help at all pin Jester for the one, two, three!

Adkins turns his attention towards Rage with a huge smile on his face before turning back towards the camera.

Manic: Certainly it had nothing to do with Rage hitting Jester with a top rope chokeslam.

Chico: What show are you watching Manic? Adkins is a man of truth!

Adkins: Even if the other members of Resistance were to have gotten involved, it would not have made a single difference. The Elite would have came through as they always do. It would have still resulted in the Elite's "Xtreme Icon" once again becoming the World Heavyweight Champion! We warned you all that if we worked as a unit we would rule the world, and guess what? Here we are, the single most dominant force in the history of the XWF, period!

Adkins nods proudly as he looks at the shiny World Heavyweight Championship with his name plate on it.

Adkins: This is where I belong, on top of the mountain. For years, I have proved that I am the man that gives you nightmares! For years, I am the man who has sent chills up and down your spines! I am a man with no limits, a man with no inhibitions, and I am your NEW World Heavyweight Champion, TV-MA, MARK FUCKING ADKINS!

Adkins extends his arms proudly as Shotgun pats Adkins in the shoulder proudly. Adkins nods his head and smiles.

Adkins: I love you man.

Falkenyork raises an eyebrow and crosses his arms. Adkins turns his attention towards Falkenyork.

Adkins: Ha ha, don't get your panties in a bunch now!

Adkins turns back towards the crowd.

Adkins: I humbled Shangri-la Jester. I toyed with him. I got into his head and I made him fall into my trap. When will you people get it through your head? I am not a good person. I am not here to be liked by anybody at this arena, anybody watching at home, and I sure as shit am not here to be liked by anyone backstage. I am here to be the best, to be the champion and I have FINALLY accomplished my goal. Once again, I am on top of the mountain and this time I have the cavalry with me. This time, I have The Elite.

The fans boo as Adkins passes the microphone to Shotgun.

Shotgun: I couldn’t possibly be prouder of you right now Adkins. I knew you could do it all along.

Falkenyork nods in approval and claps his hands. Rage continues to look on in the background.

Shotgun: I mean, let’s look at the facts. York, last night you kicked Mastro’s ass so hard I heard he needed reconstructive anus surgery afterwards.

Falkenyork nods again.

Shotgun: And Rage? Not only did you kill one lucky fan in the first row, but you also sent Lars Douglas to the hospital. Serves him right for getting in our business. As far as I’m concerned, you are the rightful Xtreme Champion.

Rage shrugs as Falkenyork takes the microphone.

Falkenyork: And you buddy? You didn’t lose at Jaded. I know you better than anyone. I know the truth. You got sleepy didn’t you? I mean, come on, you partied too hard and had sex with too many models the day before, didn’t you?

Shotgun nods and acts innocently.

Falkenyork: I watched that match and I saw you beat the crap out of Pike until you decided to take a nap and bam, it was all over. Pike is a cheater. He should had respected your nap time.

Shotgun: That’s right. I didn’t lose to Pike, I lost to big perky tits. And you know what? If I had to do it again, I would! Because the truth of the matter is that Pike winning doesn’t change a damn thing. The Resistance is broken. Resistance… is god damned futile. We rule this place. As of now, The XWF OFFICIALLY belongs to The Elite.

The fans boo as Shotgun smiles confidently.

Shotgun: And you know what else? This little business with The Resistance is OVER. We can only kick their asses so many times. I have decided that it’s time we go on vacation. It’s time we enjoy our victory. That is why I have arranged for a private jet to wait for us in the airport and it is fully fueled to take us anywhere in the world. Let’s get the hell out of this shithole called North Carolina, the place where drunk Ric Flair has more bastard children than anywhere in the world…

The fans “wooooo”.

Shotgun: And let’s go get fucked up in some tropical island. My treat.

The Elite go to exit the ring when "Had Enough" by Breaking Benjamin begins to play. The Elite stop and look up the ramp as "The Resistance" make their way out. Shotgun rolls his eyes annoyed as Jester has a microphone in hand.

Jester: Cut the music!

Resistance's theme cuts off as Jester continues to look on with an agitated expression written on his face.

Jester: Over? Far from it. This situation is far from over. The first show after Jaded and Mark Adkins is already bullshitting the world! No help? Right.

Adkins nods his head with a smile on his face.

Jester: It took help. It took a lot of help. It took a top rope chokeslam from that "Modern Day Bitch" that's standing in the ring with you.

The crowd pops as Rage continues to stand there with a smug look on his face.

Jester: And you barely won.

Adkins grabs the microphone.

Adkins: You hear that though? We still won.

Jester: Shut your fucking mouth!

The crowd pops again.

Jester: Mark, on my worst day and on your best day, I can still beat you one on one. We're not done yet.

Adkins points at his belt and raises it proudly towards Jester.

Jester: And you Shotgun? You proved that you are the biggest bitch of the group! You got pinned in the middle of the ring by a man who is stronger, smarter, and just plain better than you in Pike "The Preacher" Lorenzo.

Pike looks at Shotgun confidently. ester walks down the ramp getting closer to the ring as The Resistance follows behind.

Jester: I was screwed at Jaded. I won’t bitch about it. I'm going to fix the problem. I’m a real man and what I want is a chance to regain my rightful championship.

Jester gets up on the apron and looks at Adkins.

Jester: What I want is a fair rematch. What do you say Adkins? Are you a real man? How about next week it’s you and me, one on one, The Resistance and The Elite are BANNED from ringside.

The fans cheer as Jester gets in the ring and the rest of The Resistance get up on the apron.

Adkins: You got a lot of balls getting in this ring kid, I’ll admit that. You want to challenge me? You want a match with me? What, you want us to do a gentlemen’s agreement or something? Guess what, Jester? I’m not a gentleman. What I am is an extreme anarchist and I love nothing more than to destroy people from within. You come to me with a proposition? You think I can’t beat you? You think the first time was a fluke?

The fans chant "Jester" as Jester nods his head yes and Adkins looks around.

Adkins: Well, guess what? Tough shit. Like Shotty over there said, we are on vacation. So you, and the rest of your little roadies will just have to get the hell back in line like everyone else.

The fans boo as Adkins cackles and drops the microphone. Pike grabs the microphone from Jester and looks at Adkins.

Pike: I thought Shotgun was the only one who lacked fortitude but it seems all of The Elite are spineless cowards.

The Resistance gets in the ring as four lines are formed side to side and the funs buzz in anticipation.

Pike: You are afraid of putting up the championship because you KNOW Jester is better than you. Much like you all decide to leave because you know you are all just one push away from going over the hill. All of this is a charade. You guys are a parody of what you once were. You stand there pretending you are still relevant when everyone looking at home knows that you are all past you prime, egocentric, hasbeens who need to be sent out to pasture.

Adkins goes to reply but Rage grabs the microphone and looks down at Pike.

Rage: Listen here Preacher. It’s about time we got formally introduced. My name is Rage, and I am the monster your little bible talks about. My job is making overconfident hacks like you turn into little whiney bitches, and if you don’t believe me, you can just ask Jester boy over there after he got buried in Xtreme Mania. You think we are over the hill? Son, why don’t I go over there and snap your neck and see just how over the hill I really am?

Rage goes to step forward when Shotgun holds him back and grabs the microphone.

Shotgun: I will not restrain him again. You are in no shape for a fight. Blaze over there looks like he got hit by a bus and Mastro? Well, he looks like he has problems sitting down.

Mastro is about to charge when Pike restrains him.

Pike: You think you hold all the power? You think you are infallible? Prove it. Prove it once and for all. The Resistance versus The Elite, one final time.

The fans cheer as Shotgun looks back at his stable mates before looking over at The Resistance.

Shotgun: Tempting… but no. We don’t owe shit to any of you. Elite? Leave these losers. Let’s go get our cocks sucked while drinking pinna coladas in some tropical beach far away from this shithole.

The Elite laugh and go to walk away when “Fuck The System” by System of a Down plays. Lars Douglas walks out wearing a neckbrace and he looks to be in a horrible mood. Shotgun shakes his head annoyed as Douglas wastes no time getting in the ring and standing right in the middle of the factions.

Lars: Listen up, you sons of a bitches.

The fans pop as Lars looks directly at Shotgun.

Lars: Carlos you know we have a long history. I remember during the "Totally Elite" celebration that you were kind enough to Bullet Bomb a guy named Mike. It was great. Since then however I think you're forgetting something. YOU are not the boss. I AM THE BOSS! And guess what? At Jaded, you all crossed the line. Rage dared put his hands on me. Rage dared assault me and I will not stand for it! This has gone on far too long. It’s time to prove who is the best once and for all.

Shotgun waits on wondering what Lars is going to say next.

Lars: Xtreme Battle Zone has been host to many wars over the years. THIS year will be no different! At Xtreme Battle Zone we are going to have a four on four battle inside of the Elimination Chamber! Two men will start, six pods will be inside of the ring and the three remaining members of each faction will be inside those pods. By coin flip it will be decided who has the man advantage after two minutes. Every two minutes after each pod will open at random until all eight are inside the squared circle. After that? It's elimination by pinfall or submission until only one team remains! After Xtreme Battle Zone? It will be the ONLY team that remains because the other team will be no more!

The Resistance looks mighty confident at this time. Adkins is irate as he grabs the microphone.

Adkins: Now listen here, boss man. I know you think you are all powerful and all that, but no one tells ME what to do. I am the XWF Heavyweight Champion. I am your MAIN attraction and I demand you treat me as such!

The fans boo as Lars smiles.

Lars: Ah yes, Adkins. My new “champion”. You know what a champion is Adkins? A champion is a man who puts everything on the line each and every night. A champion is someone willing to test himself constantly. A champion is a man willing to fight. You turned down Jester’s challenge because you are not a real champion…

Adkins: How the fuck dare you?!

Lars: I am not done! You are not a true champion! But I will give you a chance to prove yourself as such. Next Massacre, it will be Shangri-la Jester versus Mark Adkins for the World Heavyweight Championship!

The fans pop as Adkins and The Elite look irate.

Lars: By the way, both Resistance and The Elite are BANNED from ringside.

Jester just shrugs his shoulders like he has zero issue with that. Adkins on the other hand looks extremely pissed off.

Lars: Now, I know you have very little regard for authority. Shotgun would take whatever fine and pay with with cash he used to wipe his ass with. So here's what it comes down to. If anybody from Resistance comes out, they have a huge fine to pay AND I reverse the decision made when Blaze Rodriguez was given back his Xtreme Championship!

Blaze takes off his five hundred dollar sunglasses and shakes his head. Jester holds Blaze back and just nods his head.

Lars: But I know there won't be any issue there. If anybody from the Elite decide to come out here? Adkins loses the match AND Jester will become the new World Heavyweight Champion!

Adkins is livid as he curses at Lars.

Lars: Oh, and one last thing. I want to prove without a shadow of a doubt that the winner is the rightful champion. I want the best man to win. I want to see you two bastards take each other to the limit. That is why this match will be no holds barred, anything goes, there MUST be a winner.

The fans cheer as Lars chews on his gum and looks at The Elite while Jester nods excitedly.

Lars: Now get the hell out of my ring and get ready for the big tag match tonight. How’s that for a vacation?

Lars drops the microphone as “Fuck the System” by System of a Down plays once again.

-

- Opening Match -
Rita Townsend vs Miranda Brooke

Rita and Miranda are in the ring as the bell rings.

*ding* *ding* *ding*

Miranda grabs Rita and Miranda does a couple of punches to her gut. Miranda runs to the ropes and comes back and does a dropkick into Rita's face and Rita lays there in pain. Rita gets up slowly, but Miranda runs and dropkicks her face, but Rita moves out of the way. Rita gets up and picks up Miranda and does a couple of slaps to Miranda's face,then Rita does a running clothesline to Miranda and pins her mid-ring.

One, two, Miranda kicks out.

Rita gets up smirking and Rita picks up Miranda and throws her into the ropes and when Miranda comes back, Rita does a running neckbreaker,then starts stomping on her neck. Rita picks up Miranda and does tilt a whirl backbreaker and then Rita climbs the turnbuckle and points down at her and does the Von Dutch Twist(Corkscrew Moonsault) and pins her.

One, two, Miranda kicks out.

Rita smirks and picks up Miranda and does the Rich N Famous (Twisting Double Underhook Neckbreaker).

Rita: ITS OVER!!

Rita goes into a sunset flip pin but quickly does the RL Bomb (Sunset Flip Powerbomb) and pins Miranda quickly.

One, two, three!

*ding* *ding* *ding*

Winner by Pinfall: Rita Townsend

-

Rita grabs the mic.

Rita: Miranda next time show up and give me a challenge. I'll see you shortly.

Rita walks off as her theme plays over the arena. The camera cuts over to Manic and Chico who are standing by.

Manic: Tough break for Miranda Brooke once again.

Chico: Sometimes people go through slumps but you have to keep working through them Manic. Hopefully the women's division will go through a revival as it was one of the more exciting parts of the show back when Ashton Storm was at the top.

Manic: Yeah..

The camera cuts back to the ring for our next contest.

-

Josh Knight vs The Hellion

The Hellion is standing by inside the ring waiting on for Josh Davis. Davis has yet to make his way out as the referee is not quite sure about what's going on. The crowd pops when they see Eddie Phoenix standing by on the videotron in the backstage area.

Manic: What the hell is Eddie Phoenix doing?

Eddie: Hellion, I know that tonight that you wanted to make your return to singles action against "The Savior" Josh Davis. Unfortunately Davis is feeling a little under the weather. He has a slight headache so to speak.

The camera backs up to a shot of Eddie holding a steel chair standing above Josh Davis who is knocked out. Eddie drops the chair.

Eddie: You might want to turn around by the way.

The crowd is stirring as the video cuts off. Hellion turns around and Eddie who was waiting behind him drops him with a chairshot to the head! The referee is pointing at Eddie to leave the ring as he goes to grab a microphone. The crowd is cheering on for Eddie who just laughs it up.

Eddie: Thanks for the cheers but no thanks. Mastro! Get a look at this.

Eddie points down at Hellion.

Eddie: Your biggest war was against this guy back in the day? I just dropped him without even trying. Just a sneak peak as to what's going to happen to you tonight.

Eddie drops the microphone and exits the ring as "P.I.M.P." plays over the arena.

No Contest

-

*Commercial Break*

-

Marcus "The Wolf" Andrews vs Kazadine the Dark Prince

Andrews is already in the ring, sipping a bottle full of blood. Kazadine comes out next, with his daughter Paige by his side. Paige disrobes him before he gets in the ring and he barks towards the fans in the front row. Kazadine steps between the ropes and Andrews tries to attack but the referee steps in between and makes him keep his distance. Referee calls for the bell.

*ding* *ding* *ding*

Immediately Andrews looks to pounce but Kazadine ducks out of the way and starts throwing shots in to Andrews's ribs. He headbutts him and knocks him back in to the corner. Then Kazadine delivers a vicious chop to the chest. Kazadine goes for the irishwhip and Andrews reverses it and Kazadine's back smacks off the turnbuckle. Andrews sprints in and Kazadine puts a boot up in his face. Andrews turns to check for blood and Kazadine mounts the turnbuckles and drops an Ax Handle on Andrews as he turns back around. Kazadine hooks a leg.

One, two, and Andrews is able to kick out before the three!

Kazadine scoops Andrews off the ground and bodyslams him back down. He goes off the ropes for a Big Leg but Andrews rolls out of the way. Andrews crawls over and starts clawing at Kazadine's face and the referee counts him off. Andrews shoves the ref away and begins stomping all over Kazadine!

The fans are giving him heat as Paige gets up on the apron and yells for the ref to do something. Andrews turns back around and smiles at Paige. He picks Kazadine off the ground about to DDT him and he points at Paige and suddenly Kazadine reverses it in to a Northern Lights Suplex for the pin.

One, two, Andrews kicks out of that one.

Both men back up and Kazadine catches Andrews kick attempt and then Andrews goes for an Enziguri but Kazadine ducks and Andrews misses. Kazadine goes for the Texas Cloverleaf and locks it in. The referee asks Andrews if he wants to quit as Paige roots her dad on and tries to get some fans in to it.

Andrews manages to reach the ropes and Kazadine is forced to break the hold. Kazadine goes for a Suplex but Andrews blocks it and Kazadine attempts it again and this time Andrews pulls him down for a school boy pin.

One, two, and Kazadine kicks out of there!

Andrews goes for a Bulldog but Kazadine shoves him off and Andrews comes running back in to a Thrust Kick to the face. That shot nearly takes Andrews head off as he rolls around the mat in pain. Paige calls out to her dad to finish him off and Kazadine raises his right fist in the air. The fans rise to their feet as Kazadine starts barking and when Andrews gets up he is met with a Heart Punch that takes him down! The fans cheer as Kazadine hooks a leg.

One, two, three!

*ding* *ding* *ding*

Winner by Pinfall: Kazadine the Dark Prince

-

After the match Paige grabs Andrews's bottle of blood that is sitting outside the ring and hands it to her father, Kazadine. She instructs him on what to do and he starts barking at her. But then Kazadine begins to laugh and unscrews the top of the bottle of blood and pours it all over Marcus "the Wolf" Andrews. The fans have a mixed reaction as Kazadine throws the empty bottle down at Andrews and walks off with his daughter under his arm. The camera cuts over to Manic and Chico.

Manic: You know what this show needs?

Chico: INCEST!

Manic: What? Chico this is a fucking family show you're not supposed to say that sort of stuff on the air.

Chico: My bad. So how about the uh, NBA Finals?

Manic: I only follow real sports like professional wrestling. Don't talk to me right now.

Chico: I love you man.

The camera cuts to the ring for our next contest.

-

"The Real Mercy Killer" Robert Mastro vs Eddie Phoenix

"Loner" by Black Sabbath starts to play as Mastro comes out the back with a pissed off look on his face and a shopping cart full of Debris and garden furniture. The crowd hardly shows any interest and boo's his presence. He is talking trash to some fans by the railing as he tries to make some kids flinch. He stops half way and rolls his neck as he smacks himself a few times and gets himself hyped up and ready. He starts to make his way to the ring with a serious look on his face. He gets to the ring and parks the cart on the side and pulls out a cane wrapped in barbwire, he goes up the steps and into the ring. He hits the canvas a few times to show the crowd that the cane is solid. “P.I.M.P” by 50 Cents starts to play. The fans are booing but a lot of fans peppered through the arena are starting to chant for Eddie. Mastro is looking down the ramp waiting. No one has come out. Everyone is waiting, the music stops and starts again. The ref is looking around not knowing what to do. The time keeper is talking to an official who has come from the back. From the other side of the ring no one notices a camera man putting the camera and pulling off a wig as he slides into the ring behind Mastro.

Manic: Eddie has outsmarted Mastro

Chico: He wasn't going to come down and meet a barbwire cane head on.

Manic: He was dressed like a camera crew guy, he planned this out.

Chico: Eddie keeps surprising, but let's see how he does in his first hardcore match here in the XWF

Manic: you look at Eddie's history, this is first Hardcore Match in two years, his last match was a three stages of hell match with then his arch rival Gravedigger which lead to Eddie hanging Gravedigger from the entrance way.

Eddie throws the wig to the side and pulls off the fake mustache, The crowd has erupted with both boos and cheers. The ref is about to call for the match when The camera man has revealed himself to be Eddie. Eddie grabs the camera and without Mastro noticing he levels Mastro down tot he mat with bits of the camera flying everywhere. The ref calls for the bell as the match has begun.

*ding* *ding* *ding*

The fans are shocked as Eddie starts stomping Mastro in the head and back. Eddie rips off his XWF Crew shirt and flings it into the crowd. The arena is buzzing. Eddie bends down and picks Mastro up, he scoops him and slams him down. Mastro is hurting. Trickles of blood can be seen coming from the back of Mastro's head. Eddie looks around and see's the cart Mastro brought. He slides out and starts going through the junk in the cart. He starts tossing debris in the ring. Eddie slides back in and looks around and grabs a Playstation 3 that was in the junk. He picks it up and looks at the crowd. Mastro is slowly getting to his feet, Eddie goes to hit Mastro with the Playstation 3 and the crowd starts to boo....Eddie looks down, drops the playstation 3 and picks up a nintendo WII, the crowd cheers as Mastro is dizzingly getting to his feet. Eddie lifts the WII and breaks it over Mastro's head as the crowd cheers and starts chanting “NINTENDO SUCKS...(Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap)” Eddie gets down and pins Mastro..The ref drops down and counts.

One, two, Mastro gets his shoulder up.

Eddie gets on a knee and stands up. He lifts Mastro up by the hair and gets Mastro to his feet and walks him to the corner. He leans him back and comes in with a viscous chop across the chest which gets a classic “WHOOOOO” Eddie looks around then comes in again “WHOOOO” Eddie grabs Mastro and starts to put him on the top turnbuckle. Eddie follows and Mastro grabs Eddie by the head and lands three really hard head butts sending Eddie falling off and landing on the mat back first. Mastro shakes off the cobwebs and jumps off with a elbow to Eddie. Mastro slowly gets on one knee and reaches over and grabs the Playstation 3 as the crowd starts to boo and chant “Not the Sony” Mastro looks at the crowd in disgust as he gets to his feet he bends over and grabs Eddie by the head. He starts to lift Eddie Phoenix up and smashes the Playstation 3 on Eddie's head as Eddie falls to a knee and crumbles leaning forward on Mastro's stomach.

Mastro looks down as Eddie is busted open. He looks down and lays three hard jabs into Eddie's head. Mastro grabs Eddie and lifts him up to his feet and leans him on the rope and whips him off. Eddie hits the ropes but holds on, Mastro comes in pissed off with a clothesline and Edie drops down and pulls down the top rope as Mastro goes flying over the top and outside. Eddie looks out and starts to get to his feet. He slides out and looks under the ring and grabs a table and and slides it in the ring/ Eddie slides in and stands up and starts to set it up. Mastro is on his feet and starts to get in behind Edie as Eddie is prepping the table. Eddie doesn't see Mastro. The table is up and Eddie turns around, Mastro levels Eddie with the cane wrapped in barbwire. Eddie stumbles back and on to a knee. Mastro drops the cane and grabs Eddie up in to the “fat Express ( Scoop slams into Dragon Sleeper) Eddie goes up but maneuvers out of the scoop slam behind Mastro, grabs Mastro into a full nelson and connects with the Phoenix Driver (Show Stopping finale) Through the table as the table shatters. The crowd pops as Eddie turns Mastro over and makes the pin on the shattered table. The ref gets down to count.

One, two, three!

*ding* *ding* *ding*

Winner by Pinfall: Eddie Phoenix

-

“P.I.M.P” Plays throughout the arena as Eddie raises his arms and rolls out the ring smiling. He wipes the blood off his forehead with a smile as he raises his arms in victory. Mastro is being rolled out of the ring as Eddie grabs a chair from ringside. Eddie sets the chair up in the middle of the ring and takes a seat as we head to a commercial break.

-

*Commercial Break*

Coming Soon..

Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents "Xtreme Battle Zone" LIVE on Pay Per View

-

As we return from commercial break, Eddie Phoenix is still inside the ring sitting on a chair that he bought in. Eddie stands back up and walks over before grabbing a bottle of water and a microphone. Eddie takes a sip of water and tosses it outside of the ring before kicking the chair away.

Eddie: I had to take a break for a little bit after running circles around that fat punk bitch that wants to call himself a professional wrestler. Robbie put up a great fight..

Eddie cringes to himself before shaking his head in disgust.

Eddie: I couldn't even say that without feeling a bit of vomit shoot straight up my throat. No, he did not put up a great fight. Not even close. This guy right here is one of the boys that's caught up in the so called stable war that's going on in this company right now? I hate to break it to these guys but while all of them are circle jerking each other, everyone is wondering how long it's going to take until Eddie fucking Phoenix becomes the next World Heavyweight Champion! Probably around the time that Lars is finished whatever games he's playing with the Resistance and the Elite. I found out that next Massacre, I get to go against Carlos Shotgun's BFF, Chris Falkenyork.

The crowd pops.

Eddie: If I have to defeat every single member of the Elite and the Resistance for anybody to really understand the new direction that this company is going in, then so be it.

Eddie puts the microphone down and exits the ring. The camera cuts over to Manic and Chico.

Manic: Eddie with some strong words going out towards the Resistance and the Elite!

Chico: Well the big talk has been the feud that these two super groups has been going through but Eddie Phoenix in the meantime has been moving up the ranks. Next show he's got a match with Chris Falkenyork? This is going to be big!

The camera cuts back to the ring.

-

The Dark Stranger vs "Second City Destroyer" Jake Longfellow

Jake Longfellow is waiting in the ring patiently when The Dark Stranger's music finally hits and the "Heel from Hell" comes out with Lady Gaga next to him and the FTW belt over his shoulder. Jake Longfellow is questioning the referee about what's going on. Stranger enters the ring as Gaga runs over and snatches the mic from Worley. She rushes over to the apron and Stranger bends over to grab it. He looks at Longfellow confidently.

Stranger: Tonight Jake. You will realize first hand that I am the Demon of Destruction! Because, I'm going to put you through this very mat! But lets make one thing clear right now. My FTW title will not be on the line tonight Jake. You haven't earned that.

Stranger goes to turn and hand the microphone to Gaga when he remembers he needs to say his catchphrase.

Stranger: Oh yeah, one more thing..

Just as Stranger goes to turn back around Longfellow decks him with a right hand and another right hand.

*ding* *ding* *ding*

He starts clobbering his back and then leaps up and dropkicks Stranger out of the ring. Longfellow backs up and rushes in for a Suicide Dive and he takes Stranger down on the outside! Gaga is infuriated and is screaming at everyone in sight. Longfellow pulls himself up on the barricade and stands straight up. He waits for Stranger to start getting off the ground and he goes for a Tornado DDT just planting Stranger's head on the outside. Longfellow gets up and poses for a second which draws some heat from the crowd. He picks Stranger up and rolls him in the ring the best he can. He then slides in and covers him up.

One, two, Stranger gets a shoulder up before the three.

Longfellow stands up and drops a knee on Stranger's head, he drops another knee on Stranger's head. He goes off the ropes and drops another knee to Stranger's skull. He hops on him for the cover and before the referee can even count to one, Stranger shoves Longfellow off of him and Longfellow goes flying. Longfellow rolls to the outside apron and starts to pull himself up with the ropes. Stranger walks over, grabs him by the head and goes for the suplex. However, Longfellow knees him in the gut and then rakes Stranger across the eyes. Stranger turns around and Longfellow goes for a Springboard, but before he can hop up on the rope, Lady Gaga grabs his foot and Longfellow tries to shake it off but Stranger comes running in with a Big Boot out of nowhere that sends Longfellow all the way in to the commentator's table and he smacks his head hard. Lady Gaga laughs and points as she picks the FTW title up and clutches the belt in her grasp.

Stranger rolls to the outside and picks Longfellow up and slams his head off the commentators table, not once, but twice. He then whips him right in to the steel steps and Longfellow's back bounces right off of them, knocking the steps loose. Stranger goes to pick up the steps as the referee leans out the ropes and warns him he could be disqualified for this one. Stranger pays him no attention and goes in to smashes Longfellow in the head as he stands up, but Longfellow dropkicks Stranger's leg out instead and Stranger falls forward on to the steel steps himself. A loud thud could be heard as Stranger head and chest are slammed against the steel. Longfellow rolls in the ring to break the count and says something to the referee as he steps on the outside apron. Longfellow poses with his arms crossed over his chest and does a Running Knee in to Stranger's face as he goes to stand up.

Lady Gaga is going psychotic on the outside as she weeps for her man, The Dark Stranger. Meanwhile, Longfellow picks up Stranger and rolls him back in the ring. He hooks a leg.

One, two, kick out before the three!

Longfellow shakes his head no and hooks a leg again.

One, two, and a shoulder up by Stranger!

Longfellow gets up and looks frustrated but then suddely snaps and goes for Snake Bite (Sharpshooter with Double Chickenwing). He tries to lock on the Double Chickenwing but Stranger fights him off and breaks the submission hold. Stranger goes to stand up but Longfellow stomps on his back a couple times. Then Longfellow backs up towards the corner, jumps off Stranger's back and uses it to leap on to the top turnbuckle. He situates himself and turns around to face Stranger who is getting up and goes for the Crossbody but Stranger somehow catches him in mid-air and plants him with a devilish Fallaway Slam! Longfellow bounces across the ring and Lady Gaga cheers him on. He goes to hook a leg on Longfellow and gets the one.. two.. but Longfellow kicks out before the three. Stranger back to his feet and Longfellow staggers to his and runs right in to Stranger who plants him with "Eternal Hell" (Sidewalk Slam). Stranger gets down for the cover.

One, two, he can't get the three count because Longfellow kicks out!

Stranger picks him up by the head and immediately wraps his hand around his throat for "Darkness Falls" (Chokeslam). He goes to lift him up but Longfellow elbows him in the head and pries his hand apart. Longfellow kicks Stranger in the gut and goes off the ropes but Stranger kicks him in the stomach and tries for "Glorified Retribution" (Last Ride Powerbomb). But while Longfellow is held up in the air he manages to roll down the back of Stranger and connect with a Sunset Flip Powerbomb of his own for the pin.

One, two, and Stranger kicks out just before the three!

Longfellow back up and he's trying to figure out what move he could do to get the big man off his feet but as he goes for his finisher "Adrenaline Overdose" (Canadian Destroyer into a Labell Lock). He can't manage to get him up for the Canadian Destroyer and Stranger actually flips the move over so that he has Longfellow now in "The Darkness" (Tombstone Piledriver) but Longfellow wiggles out, slides down his body and rolls between Stranger's legs and grabs his ankle and pulls his leg from out under him. Stranger is face down and Longfellow is going for an Ankle Lock submission, that he tries to turn in to an STF but Stranger breaks the hold on him. Longfellow backs up in the corner and looks to be going for the "Second City Killer" (Spear), but Stranger nails him with a Thrust Kick instead and covers him up for the pinfall.

One, two, and Longfellow kicks out at the very last second!

Stranger gets up fuming as he yells for Gaga to hand him his FTW Title. She hands him the belt and he goes to clock Longfellow with it, but the referee goes to grab it out of his hands. Stranger argues with the ref and ultimately pulls it off of him and hands it over to Lady Gaga himself. Stranger turns his head sideways as he stares at the official and then turns around right in to the "Second City Killer". Longfellow nails him with that Spear and hooks a leg.

One, two, three! Longfellow rolls to his feet and raises his hand.

*ding* *ding* *ding*

Winner by Pinfall: "Second City Destroyer" Jake Longfellow

-

Suddenly Stranger sits up off the ground and looks at Longfellow across the ring. Longfellow seems scared at first and then tries to stand his ground, as he's backed in the corner. Stranger stands up and turns his head sideways at Longfellow and then turns around, grabs the referee by the neck and delivers "Darkness Falls" to him. Stranger looks across at Longfellow now and he slowly backs out of the ring. Jake Longfellow starts shouting at anyone who will hear him.

Longfellow: I already beat you. I got nothing left to prove here! I already beat you. I got nothing left to prove here!

Gaga enters the ring and hands the FTW belt to Stranger and he pulls it in close and looks out at Longfellow who seems intrigued by that title Stranger's been walking around with lately. Longfellow starts stepping towards the ring, when this man wearing pink tights, rainbow wrist tape, a black glove with diamonds on it, a black fuzzy jacket, and a few other accesories comes storming out and clobbers him from behind! The fans are sitting around stunned as this weird guy comes out pouncing on Longfellow for no reason. He steps back and grabs a microphone near the top of the stage. This man, dressed in pink is looking out at the arena and then focuses up on Stranger and Gaga in that ring.

Metro HD: Listen here fellas. My name is Metro HD! Figure it out for yourselves. I'm not your typical wrestler however. I'm much, much different than that. If you couldn't tell by now...

He gets mostly boos from the crowd as he continues on his rant and Longfellow starts to show signs of life on the ground.

Metro HD: Way I look at it. The XWF could always use some new blood. So I'm here to inject you all... with Metro HD.

He backs up towards the top of the ramp as Stranger starts approaching the ropes and Longfellow rolls over and begins noticing who his attacker is.

Metro HD: Hey boys. What can I say? This is a new day and age and there's always rooom for one more. And I'm sure I'm going to just fit.. right... in.

He smiles wide and takes a mini bow.

Metro HD: Thank you. Thank you all. I'm ready for my close up now... okay, perfect. Hey Darkie boy. That FTW Title looks cute... it'll look even better round my waist. So what do you say..

Before he can continue further Longfellow begins chasing up the aisle at this guy and the camera turns to Stranger and Gaga who seemed more confused than anyone. The referee is starting to crawl around so Stranger picks him up and turns him over for "The Darkness" to a huge pop from the crowd! As he stands up and points down at the ref aggressively and Gaga escorts him out of the ring.

-

The scene opens with a pre-taped sit down interview between Nita Spankee and “The Wonderful” Blaze Rodriguez. Blaze flashes his movie star smile at the camera before adjusting his sunglasses and proudly patting his Xtreme Championship.

Nita: Welcome back everybody to another in depth interview with the one and only, “The Wonderful” Blaze Rodriguez. Welcome back Blaze.

Blaze: Of course I’m welcome back. Last time I checked, the first of these interviews drew the highest ratings in Massacre’s history. That is a fact, Nita. You should had opened the show pointing that out.

Nita: I wasn’t aware of that… congratulations. So Blaze, I would like to cut right to the chase. I heard a rumor you will be in the upcoming summer blockbuster, Transformers: Age of Extinction. Can you confirm these rumors?

Blaze: Well, I’ve been trying to be modest about it, but yes. Funny story Nita. I was brought in as an extra. My official role was “Screaming Guy in the Background #75”. So we shoot the scene and the director goes “CUT! Who is that wonderful man standing in my background? Who is that man whose silk voice just dazzles me with its beauty? Is that ‘The Wonderful’ Blaze Rodriguez?”

Nita raises her eyebrows as Blaze continues.

Blaze: So the director immediately called me in and thanks me for being so amazing. He told me he wanted to make me the main character and give me loads of money but they had already contracted that loser, Marky Mark. I was like, “No, its cool. I’m too busy being the Xtreme Champion”. So yeah, I had to turn the role down but trust me Nita, the offers are pouring in every day.

Nita: That’s great. I’m sure your fans will anxiously wait for your next project. Let’s move on to another subject. Blaze, who would you say is your biggest role model? Is it your best friend and former XWF Heavyweight Champion, Shangri-La Jester? Is it the man of the faith, Pike Lorenzo? Maybe even the hardcore beast, Robert Mastro?

Blaze: That’s a good question Nita. All those guys are great. I mean, The Resistance is the best ever, duh. But if I had to pick out my role model, I would have to say… myself. I am my own role model. I get up every morning. I eat a hearty breakfast and I look at myself in the mirror and say, “Damn Blaze, how can you be so wonderful?” I want to be the best Blaze Rodriguez I can be because let’s face it, I am the greatest XWF superstar of all time, the greatest champion of all time and the best looking person in this business.

Nita: So your role model… is Blaze Rodriguez?

Blaze: That’s right toots. I see the way you’re looking at me. You know it doesn’t get much better than this. Feel my pecs Nita.

Nita: I’m sorry?

Blaze: Don’t be sorry, sweetheart. I know it’s unfair for the rest of the ladies, but you deserve to feel a real man at least once in your life.

Blaze flexes his pecs as Nita leans over and touches them.

Nita: Oh my…

Blaze: I know, right? You could iron a shirt on that thing.

Nita: Ahem, let’s focus. Blaze, what are your aspirations in the XWF?

Blaze: Aspirations? What kind of lame question is that? Do you know who I am, Nita? I am “The Wonderful” Blaze Rodriguez. As far as I can tell, I’m already the biggest star in the history of this business. Right now we are heading into Xtreme Battle Zone and there’s no tickets left in sight. Everyone is scrambling to see me in person because they know there is no one else like me. I don’t have aspirations. People have aspirations to be ME. I mean, sure, I could say “become XWF Heavyweight champion”, but right now, my boy Jester has that covered. He will face Mark Adkins soon enough and take back the Heavyweight championship to The Resistance.

Nita: Interesting answer. Now Blaze, at Jaded, Rage defeated you and President Douglas reversed the desic-

Blaze: Whoa, hold it right there perky tits. Did you just say Rage beat me? Are you smoking some funny cigarettes or something?

Nita: He pinned you in the ring…

Blaze: No he didn’t. Nita, I wanted to keep this a secret, but well, my hand has been forced. Aside from my super healing powers I also have… telepathic powers. I could read Rage’s mind and I felt how sad he feels for himself. I mean, imagine waking up and looking at yourself and noticing you are a 7 foot tall disgusting ugly man. Rage suffers from chronic depression Nita. I thought I could cheer him up so I gave him the illusion he was beating me. The truth of the matter is I didn’t feel a thing! I was quite comfortable. It’s just, I’m such a good person I wanted to make that loser Rage feel special just for one night.

Nita: So you have telepathy?

Blaze: Damn straight. And I can read your thoughts and I know you are a dirty, dirty girl. But it’s cool Nita. Those dirty thoughts you are having are normal when you see a man as wonderful as me sitting before you with this extremely expensive shirt, tight designer made pants and fine Italian shoes.

Nita: Ahem, coming back to the interview. Who do you think should be your next opponent for the Xtreme Championship?

Blaze: Well that’s hard to say. I mean, let’s face it. No one deserves to be mentioned in the same breath as me. I think the XWF needs to give up and just accept the fact that I am unbeatable and that I will be Xtreme champion until the day I decide to lace up my boots and retire my wonderful career.

Nita: Well good luck on your journey there Blaze.

Blaze: Luck? I don’t need luck. I’m Blaze Rodriguez.

Nita: Ahhhh, yes, thank you. There you have it folks. “The Wonderful” Blaze Rodriguez.

Nita nods as Blaze smiles confidently into the camera and we cut to ringside with Chico and Manic.

-

- Main Event -
"The Resistance" Shangri-La Jester & Pike Lorenzo vs "The Elite" Carlos Shotgun & Chris Falkenyork

Shotgun and Falkenyork make their way out to a huge response from the crowd. Shotgun as usual is strutting his stuff playing up to the camera while Falkenyork has a goofy ass smile on his face and his trademark "Shotgun is my BFF" shirt. The Elite enter the ring as Pike Lorenzo and Shangri-La Jester make their way out next to an equally loud reponse. Both teams appear to be getting the same amount of support. Jester and Lorenzo arean't paying too much attention to each other as both guys are looking towards the ring. The Resistance enter as the referee calls for the bell.

*ding* *ding* *ding*

Lorenzo and Jester exchange words deciding on who to start off before Jester exits the ring. Shotgun is waiting for Lorenzo as the two circle around the ring. Shotguna and Lorenzo are about to lock up before Shotgun stalls and asks for hand santizer. Lorenzo turns Shotgun around and decks him with a forearm uppercut. Another forearm uppercut connects dropping Shotgun to the canvas. Lorenzo picks Shotgun up and whips him off the ropes. Backdrop connects to a pop as Lorenzo goes for a cover.

One, two, Shotgun kicks out.

Lorenzo picks Shotgun up but takes a thumb to the eye. Shotgun hits a chop that echos in the arena. Another chop connects. Shotgun whips Lorenzo off the ropes and goes for a clothesline. Lorenzo ducks the attempt. Lorenzo kicks Shotgun down to one knee and hits a snap neckbreaker. Lorenzo picks Shotgun up and sends him into the corner before tagging Jester in. Jester suplexes Shotgun out of the corner and goes for a pin.

One, two, Falkenyork stomps Jester in the head to break up the pin.

Jester gives Falkenyork the finger before going for a charge towards him. Falkenyork grabs Jester by the throat and hangs him up on the top rope. Jester staggers out of the corner and Shotgun hits a tilt a whirl backbreaker into a quick pin attempt.

One, two, Jester gets the shoulder. Shotgun pins again and hooks the leg. One, two, Jester kicks out.

Shotgun picks up Jester and walks towards the corner as Falkenyork tags in. Shotgun whips Jester towards Falkenyork. Jester ducks a clothesline and drops Shotgun with a right hand. Jester turns around however and takes a standing dropkick from Falkenyork into another cover.

One, two, Jester kicks out.

Falkenyork grabs Jester in a side headlock and grounds him to the mat as Lorenzo reaches out for a tag. Jester tries to fight his way up but Falkenyork turns the momentum over and keeps him grounded. Lorenzo is shouting towards Jester to get up as Jester is reaching out towards him. The crowd is cheering Jester on as Falkenyork shakes his head in disgust. Jester gets back to his feet and spins around before dropping Falkenyork with a backdrop suplex. Jester goes for a tag but Falkenyork grabs him by the foot. Jester stomps Falkenyork in the head but Shotgun enters and distracts the referee. Jester makes the tag. Lorenzo enters but the referee turns around and points at him to get out of the ring. Lorenzo gets pissed about it as he starts shouting at the referee. Shotgun enters the ring as Jester turns around. Shotgun hits Jester with the "Dick Punch"!

Manic: That's going to leave a mark!

Jester is stunned as Falkenyork gets back to his feet and picks Jester up in a fireman's carry. "Go to Sleep" connects! Jester is in the ground as Shotgun is acting all giddy wanting the tag into the ring. Falkenyork walks over and tags Shotgun in. Shotgun puts his foot on Jester's chest.

One, two, Jester kicks out!

Shotgun gets pissed about it and grabs Jester before calling for a "Bullet Bomb". Jester blocks the attempt and drops to a knee. Shotgun goes for it again. Jester breaks free and goes for a "Ice Over". Shotgun blocks. Jester turns around and hits a "Freeze Out" (Overhead Release German Suplex) instead! Both men are down as the referee looks on. Lorenzo and Falkenyork are reaching out for the tags as the crowd is cheering on. Shotgun is close to making the tag as Jester is also close. Shotgun tags in Falkenyork, Jester tags in Lorenzo!

Manic: Here we go!

Falkenyork goes for a swing, Lorenzo ducks and hits a forearm smash. Forearm connects. Lorenzo whips Falkenyork off the ropes. Spinebuster connects! Lorenzo picks up Falkenyork and tosses him knocking Shotgun off the apron onto the floor! Lorenzo goes for the "Holy Grail", Falkenyork spins around. Falkenyork hits a German Suplex and maintains the hold. Lorenzo gets back up but takes another German Suplex! Lorenzo is groggy as Falkenyork gets him back to his feet. Fireman's Carry pickup. Lorenzo elbows, another elbow, another one. Lorenzo lands behind Falkenyork and gets a full nelson. "Holy Grail" (Skull Crushing Finale) connects! Lorenzo gets the cover and hooks the leg.

One, two, three!

*ding* *ding* *ding*

Winners by Pinfall: "The Resistance" Shangri-La Jester & Pike Lorenzo