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We are live at the Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado as Massacre is on the air! Thousands of fans are in attendance as fireworks go off to the tune of Offspring. Manic and Chico are over at the commentary table for tonight's action. Lets get this underway.

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"The Burden of Being Wonderful" by Steel Panther plays as Blaze Rodriguez makes his way out to a good ovation. It appears that there's a few Blaze supporters in the house tonight. Manic just says that everyone is high. Blaze makes his way into the ring and poses for the crowd before taking the microphone. Blaze explains what happened last week and said that people all around the world know that he's not afraid of Shangri-La Jester. "However I know that there's at least a couple of people out there who still have doubts about how WONDERFUL I really am!"

Before Blaze can continue, the World Champion makes his way out to an even bigger response. Jester smashes a couple bottles of Faygo together before giving himself a soda bath. Chico thinks it's a disgrace but Manic disagrees. Jester enters the ring and grabs another microphone. "You know Blaze, that I've had so many people ask me over the course of the last year. They ask me HOW in the world do you put up with Blaze's bullcrap? I look back and now I kinda question that also." Blaze just laughs at Jester. "You think it's funny Blaze? Do I look like the kind of guy that puts trust into anybody around this business? I thought of you more than a friend. I thought of you as a brother. Hell even more than a brother. I would chairshot my own brother in the head and beat him into oblivion if it mean't keeping this World Title. I would have NEVER done that to you! Well, things are different now aren't they.."

Before Jester can continue, Mr Wallstreet makes his way out with an iron clad contract in his hand. "Oh Jester, can you please just stop with the crybaby family story? You're a stinky ass Juggalo, who the hell even prides themselves on that?" Wallstreet gets a lot of boos as Jester and Blaze look on. "Oh Blaze don't think I'm leaving you out of this one. I really don't think that you have a chance in hell of beating the World Champion. I think for once the public and myself actually agree on something."

Blaze gets pissed off about that. "Oh you really think that Wallstreet?"

Wallstreet just shakes his head. "Enough you little peasant. Regardless, it doesn't matter if it's YOU or the World Champion himself. You see this contract? You know what that means. Any time.. Any place." Jester shoves Blaze aside and picks up the microphone. "Well as the current World Champion I would say that you need to watch yourself Wallstreet. Because I can kick your ASS whenever the hell I want. I can do it, tonight." Jester drops the microphone and looks towards Blaze before exiting the ring. Wallstreet walks off before Jester can get to him.

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Dark Stranger vs Ki Morbid

At first Stranger seems hesitant about locking up with Morbid but finally does and she manages to sneak behind for a Belly-to-Back Suplex but Stranger blocks it and instead spins behind her and after she blocks a Suplex attempt, he places her in a Full Nelson. Morbid stomps on his foot to break the hold. Morbid charges for a clothesline but Stranger barely budges. She hits him again with a clothesline and same result. This time she goes for it and he attempts his signature "Darkness Falls"(Chokeslam) but she kicks him in the gut and nails a DDT. Morbid back to her feet and goes off the ropes connecting with a Senton Bomb for only a two count.

Morbid backs Stranger up in the corner but he head butts her unexpectedly and throws her in corner for a hard uppercut. He backs up and splashes her with a clothesline. Stranger then Power Slams her and only gets a two on the pin attempt. Stranger goes for a Suplex but she blocks and hits a Snap Suplex of her own. Morbid then hits a Spare on Stranger out of nowhere but Stranger gets a shoulder up before the three. Lady GaGa is cheering her man on as the fans start backing Morbid.

Morbid goes hits a couple body slams and goes for a Big Leg but Stanger moves out the way. Stranger then lifts her up by the neck for a Chokeslam attempt again but she kicks him in the mid-section and goes off the ropes and then gets a Big Boot to her face from Stranger. Stranger picks her up and slings her in to the corner. He charges in but she moves out the way and his head bounces off the top of the post. She rolls him up from behind but only gets a two. Morbid then goes for her signature "Violent Ki Bomb" (Spike Spinebuster) but Stranger forearms her a couple times and then drills a nasty uppercut that takes her to a knee. Stranger then whips her off the ropes and goes for a Back Body Drop but Morbid kicks him in the face and then lays him out with a hard clothesline. She then gets down to apply her finisher "Ivy League" (Camel Clutch Crossface) and she has it locked in.

Stranger looks like he's ready to tap as Lady GaGa gets up on the apron and Morbid notices her and releases the hold. Morbid goes over to confront her and grabs GaGa by the back of her hair. GaGa screams at her and Morbid simply forearms her to the face and knocks her off the apron. Stranger tries to attack from behind but she ducks through and rolls him up for the one, two, three!

After the match Morbid is raising her arms in victory when GaGa hits her from behind and knocks her to the canvas. Stranger gets up and they both take turns stomping and beating away on Morbid. The fans give them a ton of heat as they finally exit the ring.

Winner by Pinfall: Ki Morbid

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Lars Douglas is joking around with Mr Lucente. Lars talks about how it's ironic that they're in the Pepsi Center and Straight Edge Phil Brooks is a Pepsi mark yet they're surrounded by a bunch of stoners. Lucente is getting more agitated at Wallstreet by the second from everything going on over the last few weeks. He says that he has a plan to put into action. Lars seems intrigued.. No, he's just amazed at the size of the brownie that's in front of him.

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Alexis Diamond vs Maya vs Lady GaGa - Winner becomes #1 Contender for the Women's Championship

Bell rings as Maya and Gaga look totally unprepared at this. Alexis dares one of them to take charge at her. Gaga shoves Maya towards Alexis. Alexis grabs Maya and DDTs her hard to the canvas. Alexis pins without even hooking the leg. One, two, three! Alexis wins the match!

Gaga looks to be walking off as the crowd goes crazy. Ki Morbid has made her way down as she clotheslines Gaga from behind! Ki grabs Gaga and throws her down the guardrail and starts beating her up as the crowd is going nuts. Dark Stranger charges down towards the ring as Ki grabs a chair and tosses it towards Stranger. Stranger catches the chair and Ki dropkicks the chair into his face! Stranger falls over as Ki poses for the crowd before walking off. Stranger looks pissed as he checks on Gaga who is still down. Alexis casually walks by both of them laughing at the whole thing.

Winner by Pinfall: Alexis Diamond

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Mr Wallstreet and William Knighthawk are backstage at this time. Knighthawk is looking over his shoulder as Wallstreet looks annoyed. "William, what is your issue?" Knighthawk just takes a breath. "Well Wallstreet, you didn't do yourself any favors earlier trying to piss off the World Champion."

Wallstreet just laughs. "Pfft, please. You think I'm worried about him? Besides, if anything happens you have my back of course. Right?" Knighthawk just pauses for a moment. "Right!?" Knighthawk nods his head. "Yes, of course I do.." The camera cuts back to ringside.

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"Tag Champion" Brute vs Jive vs Ace - Triple Threat

Jive does his best Xavier Woods impersonation as Ace and Brute don't look all that impressed. Ace is about to jump on Jive but Brute grabs him by the hair and slams him down to the canvas. Jive goes for a swing and Brute ducks under and hits a sidewalk slam for a two count.

Brute picks up Jive and throws him out of the ring as Ace goes for a small package. Brute grabs Ace by the throat and picks him up. Ace pokes the eyes and tries for a chop. Brute just brushes it off and chops Ace to the canvas. Brute goes off the ropes but Jive holds the top rope as Brute goes to the outside. Jive slides into the ring and covers Ace. Two count.

Jive snapmares Ace and hits a boot off the ropes before pointing to the turnbuckle. Jive climbs to the top and waits for Ace to get up. Brute on the outside actually gets up first so Jive goes for a dive. Brute slides into the ring as Jive crashes to the floor! Ace staggers and turns around as Brute hits him with a brutal spinebuster! Brute covers Ace as the referee counts. One, two, three!

After the match Gary runs down to the ring and jumps on top of Brute. Brute shoves him off but then Swag and Slam Master charge down also! And now Flip of the Crew runs down there too! We have ourselves a brawl as all the teams involved in the PPV TLC match are going at it! The referees run down to the ring to pull the teams apart as we go to a commercial break.

Winner by Pinfall: Brute

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Dustin Holt vs William Knighthawk

Knighthawk is in the ring as he's still acting paranoid that something is going to happen. Dustin Holt comes out to a nice ovation as people are excited about his return to action. Holt enters the ring and he says something to the referee. The referee looks a little confused. Holt just says screw it and grabs the microphone while holding Knighthawk back. The referee wants to ring the bell but Holt tells him no. "As all of you know, as of this week Dustin Holt is cleared to wrestle!" The crowd pops at that announcement.

"However, a man the caliber athlete that I am needs to go through some EXTREME conditioning. The management didn't even give me any time to get back into shape! Just because my neck is healed doesn't mean that they can throw me in the ring the very next show! Even if it's against a scrub like William Knighthawk!" Knighthawk grabs the microphone. "Your neck or your back?" Dustin shrugs his shoulders. "My neck and my back..." Knighthawk stops him. "Your pussy and your crack?" The crowd laughs. "Dustin stop making excuses already. You've been gone for this long and you haven't been working out? The hell are you doing anyway?"

Before Holt can say anything, the crowd starts making some noise. Robert Mastro jumps over the guardrail and slides into the ring with a chair in hand! Mastro chairs Holt in the back! Knighthawk laughs over this. Mastro laughs along with Knighthawk before kicking him in the midsection. Mastro nails Knighthawk with a Package Piledriver! Mastro yells at Holt to get back to his feet. Holt staggers up. Mastro kicks Holt in the midsection. Manic is freaking out. "No! Not the neck! Not his precious neck!" Mastro dumps Holt on his head with a Package Piledriver as the crowd pops. "Tear Away" by Drowning Pool plays over the arena as Mastro poses to the crowd before exiting the ring.

No Contest

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The scene opens backstage with Mitch Keller. He welcomes his guest, Johnny Shotgun and gets punched in the balls immediately. Shotgun points out that this is the third week in a row he has shattered Mitch’s ball and he’s starting to think Mitch is into this kind of thing. Shotgun says if even god himself called him “Johnny” he would punch him right in the holy balls. Shotgun continues saying his three opponents make him want to punch himself in the balls because of how much they suck. He talks about his team mates and claims they will only hold him back and if it was up to him he would just flush them down like the pieces of crap they are.

“The Punisher” Pike Lorenzo walks into the scene and stares at Shotgun. Pike says Shotgun is the biggest sinner in the XWF and his time to get punished will come, but tonight he will ignore his ignorant comments in order to secure a win. Shotgun says he’s bummed Pike didn’t call him Johnny cause he would love to punch him in his child molesting nads. Pike gets right in Shotgun’s face and says his judgment day will come soon enough but tonight, Mastro, Trotter and Jericho will pay for their penance.

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Mr Wallstreet, Pike Lorenzo, & Johnny Shotgun vs Chris Jericho, Robert Mastro, & Derrick Trotter - Six Man Tag

Wallstreet with a "Money Over Bitches" shirt gets a nice response from the trailer trash section of the crowd. Johnny Shotgun is sporting a "Shotgun's & Roses" shirt. Trotter is high fiving everyone because he's a nice guy. Mastro looks ready to piledrive someone else as the referee keeps his distance.

Bell rings as Jericho and Lorenzo start things off. Jericho hits a chop and a clothesline before going to a pin for a one count. Lorenzo back to his feet eats a right hand and another knockdown. Jericho yells to the crowd as Lorenzo goes to his corner. Lorenzo wants to tag in Wallstreet who laughs at Jericho. Wallstreet enters the ring. Jericho goes for a charge but Wallstreet tags Lorenzo back in as the crowd laughs.

Lorenzo gets annoyed at Wallstreet and tags him back in. Wallstreet starts to yell at Lorenzo before Jericho comes up from behind and throws him into the opposite corner. Jericho charges in with a shoulder and tags in Trotter. Trotter waits for Wallstreet to step out of the corner before hitting a forearm shot to the jaw. Wallstreet staggers as Trotter gets a neckbreaker for a two count.

Trotter whips Wallstreet and ducks. Wallstreet gets a kick to the face and follows up with a clothesline. Wallstreet looks to his corner as Shotgun is begging for a tag. "Me! Me! Me! Hot tag!" Wallstreet dives over for a tag but Shotgun hops off the apron. "On second thought.." Shotgun starts to walk off as Trotter tags in Mastro. Wallstreet is yelling at Shotgun to get back in.

Trotter charges and dives over Wallstreet as he nails Shotgun with a suicide dive! Wallstreet turns around as Mastro kicks Wallstreet in the midsection and sets him up for a piledriver. Lorenzo distracts Mastro for a moment as Mastro goes to attack him. Lorenzo hops off the apron. Wallstreet gets a rollup on Mastro for a two count.

Wallstreet picks up Mastro and goes for a whip. Jericho gets the blind tag as Mastro ducks under a shot. Jericho drills Wallstreet with a forearm smash that wipes him out. Jericho looks over and hops on the second rope. Lionsault connects! One, two, three!

Jericho is celebrating at this time as Trotter and Shotgun are still on the outside taking shots at each other. Lorenzo just walks off. Mastro is looking for someone to piledrive. Mastro grabs the referee and hits him with a Package Piledriver! Wallstreet gets back to his feet and tries to attack Jericho when Shangri-La Jester slides into the ring and goes to attack Wallstreet! Wallstreet bolts out of the ring and runs off as Jester gives chase to the back.

Winners by Pinfall: Chris Jericho, Robert Mastro, & Derrick Trotter

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Jester runs to the backstage area and looks up and down the halls as Wallstreet is nowhere to be found. "Where the hell?" Jester continues to look all around. A small scuffle is heard off camera when out of nowhere, Blaze Rodriguez nails Jester from behind with a steel chair!

"You say you wouldn't have done anything to me if it mean't keeping the belt? Well I can't say the same thing. I would have done it either way Jester!" Blaze nails Jester with another chair shot. Another chair shot. Blaze hits one more chair shot that bends it in half. The crowd cannot believe what they are seeing. Blaze poses above the World Champion as the copyright is displayed on the screen.

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