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Wednesday Night Massacre Ep 14 Results
September 23, 2015
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We are live in Anaheim, California. The place of the Mighty Ducks and tonight the home of the Xtreme Wrestling Federation. Fireworks and all that jazz shoot off in the air like crazy as Manic and Chico are standing by at the commentary table.
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The Wreckin Crew Flip and Brute make their way out to the sold out crowd on hand. Everyone is cheering on the Tag Team Champions as they enter the ring. Flip looks pretty happy at this time as Brute nods his head at the adulation that the team is getting from the Anaheim crowd. Flip goes over the teams of the past in the XWF. "Many teams have paved the way in this company. The Blood Brothers, the Guerillas, Introgression, Elite, Syndicate, so on and so fourth. We are not here at this time to be compared to any of those great teams. We are here to be THE top tag team in the history of this company! It doesn't matter if there's only a few full time teams or an entire roster full of people tag teaming with each other. All roads end with the Wreckin Crew and the Happily Married Go Luckies are going to find that out later tonight." Flip drops the microphone as the Crew pose for the crowd one more time before the camera cuts to the back.
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Xtreme Champion "The Wonderful" Blaze Rodriguez arrives in a limo as the champ walks out. Mitch Keller is standing by with him to ask a few questions. Blaze doesn't seem to want to be bothered since it's not Nita Spankee greeting him and just brushes Mitch off. The camera cuts back to the ringside area.
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Derrick Trotter vs William Knighthawk
Both men are in the ring after a commercial and the bell rings. Trotter and Knighthawk lock up and Trotter gets pushed into the corner. Knighthawk grabs Trotter and throws him into the other corner hard and Trotter holds his back in pain and Knighthawk picks up Trotter and does a clothesline. Knighthawk picks up Trotter and does a couple of Reverse Atomic Drops and pins Trotter for a two.
Knighthawk gets up and grabs Trotter and Knighthawk and Trotter receives a huge DDT and Knighthawk picks up Trotter and Knighthawk does a Suplex. Knighthawk climbs the turnbuckle and goes for an elbow drop and Trotter moves out of the way and Knighthawk crashes and burns. Trotter grabs Knighthawk and does a Shining Wizard for a two count.
Knighthawk holds his head in pain. Trotter grabs Knighthawk and Trotter does a huge Spinebuster and Trotter starts dropping a couple of knees to his head. Trotter picks up Knighthawk and Trotter does a Michinoku Driver and pins him for the three!
Winner by Pinfall: Derrick Trotter
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We go to Lars Douglas and Mr Lucente as the two of them are laughing and joking while munching on some Taco Bell. Luch has his mouth stuffed with a bean and rice burrito as Lars nods his head. "Yeah and here you thought you'd be able to handle what I had this week ha ha." Luch offers Lars a brownie. "No, not tonight my man. I have to make a few announcements for all the EFED lovers out there. But later on? Damn right."
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Women's Champion Miranda Brookes is backstage with Nita Spankee. Miranda is happy to be the champion and wants competition. Before she can continue however, Ki Morbid enters the picture. Ki just shakes her head and shrugs her shoulders. "Miranda, I hate to break it to you like this but.. The pool of women in this company does not go very far at this time. And hopefully one of these days we'll have a roster just as big as the men do. But right now we have Alexis Diamond and myself as your competition. I just beat Alexis's ass last week which means, you have to deal with me." Ki gets in Miranda's face. "Ki, you being bigger than me just means that you've been to the Waffle House a few more times than I have. It doesn't make you a better wrestler. We all saw the many times you failed against Ashton Storm in the past. Be ready to feel that kind of failure again when the two of us step into the ring for MY Women's Championship!" The camera cuts back to ringside.
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Pike Lorenzo vs Chris Jericho
Jericho locks up with Lorenzo and sneaks behind him for a Belly-to-Back attempt but it's blocked and Lorenzo grabs a side headlock but is shoved to the ropes and takes a shoulder block. Jericho off the ropes and drills a Sitdown Dropkick that knocks Lorenzo out the ring. Jericho goes for a Springboard Crossbody and lands right on Lorenzo. Jericho hops to his feet and gets a loud pop from the crowd as he works them in to a frenzy. Jericho goes to whip Lorenzo in to the steps but Lorenzo reverses it and sends Jericho's head slamming off the ring post. Lorenzo rolls Jericho in the ring and sets up for a Piledriver but Jericho hits a back body drop instead. Jericho off the ropes and Lorenzo stays down as Jericho hits the opposite ropes and then collides with Lorenzo for a double clothesline. Both men are down as Lorenzo throws an arm over Jericho for the one count only.
Lorenzo goes for a Suplex and connects. He cover him up for a count of two. Lorenzo whips Jericho to the corner and eats a boot for his troubles. Jericho sets him up for a Top Rope Bulldog and connects. Jericho hooks a leg and Lorenzo kicks out right before the three! Jericho looks frustrated and looks to be going for the Lionsault when Mr. Wallstreet's theme music hits. Jericho is distracted as he sees Wallstreet and his Commander-and-Chief, Knighthawk walking along side him. Jericho points out to them and turns right in to a Thrust Kick from Lorenzo. Then Lorenzo picks him up and plants him with a "Holy Grail" (Skull Crushing Finale). Lorenzo makes the cover and gets the three count!
Wallstreet offers Lorenzo a bottle of wine. Lorenzo declines as Knighthawk holds the ropes for Lorenzo to exit the ring. Wallstreet enters to a chorus of boos as he gets the microphone. "Nobody cares about you Jericho!" The crowd gives off a mixed reaction. "You hear that? Even people who cannot stand that I am better than they are in every single way still agree with me on this one! Your veteran status here doesn't mean a damn thing. It doesn't mean anything Chris! You're not the one with a World Title shot lined up, I am. So just do everyone a favor and get the hell out of here!" Wallstreet drops the microphone as Knighthawk approves of everything Wallstreet just said. "You heard him! Get out! Yeah!"
Winner by Pinfall: Pike Lorenzo
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Dustin Holt and Alexis Diamond are standing by with Mitch Keller. Mitch mentions the Alexis losing last week and Dustin grabs Mitch by the shoulder. Mitch backs off while brushing off his jacket. "Mitch no need to mention any kind of set back because that's all it was. It was just a set back. Like my injury that I had that kept me out of action, until now." The crowd pops. "So I just got back in contact with the doctors here and for all of those who thought my career is over, think again. Dustin Holt once again is back in action. With that said, I think it would be in Blaze Rodriguez's best interest that he does everything in his power to beat Jester for the World Championship. Because the Xtreme Championship? That belt will soon be mine, once again." Dustin and Alexis walk off.
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Lars Douglas meets with Kazadine, Michael Dargue, and Ki Morbid. Lars states that he's had to make a decision regarding the FTW Title. He states that after much consideration he will be placing the Dark Stranger in a Fatal Four Way at Obscured. His opponents? Kazadine, Michael Dargue, and Ki Morbid. Kazadine and Dargue appear happy to hear the news. Ki pulls Lars aside. "Why did I even bother with Miranda earlier?" Lars just laughs. "Ki, look at you. You think that it would even be fair for Miranda?" The crowd gives off a mixed reaction. "Nothing against her at all though but the decision was made before this show even went on the air. You want a shot at Brookes? You'll get one, just be patient about it." Ki just laughs. "Patience is not a virtue of mine Lars." The arena seems to be buzzing from the latest addition to the Pay-Per View card as Lars exits with a smile on his face.
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Johnny Shotgun vs Kazadine
Kazadine is carrying a sign saying "Save the Balls". Johnny grabs the sign and rips it up before tossing the remains outside. Kaz doesn't appear to happy about that as the bell rings. Kazadine hits a forearm smash and follows up with a dropkick. Shotgun staggers backwards but connects with a clothesline for a two count. Shotgun grabs Kazadine and hits a vertical suplex for another two count. Kazadine tries to roll away to the corner. Kazadine kicks Shotgun in the stomach and pushes him away. Shotgun goes for a charge and Kazadine sunset flips over for a two count.
Kazadine picks up Shotgun and hits a chop and follows with a neckbreaker attempt. Shotgun counters the neckbreaker with a German Suplex and maintains the hold. Shotgun picks up Kazadine and walks over towards the corner. Shotgun goes for the Bong Hit but Kazadine counters and rolls out of the corner. Shotgun cocks his arm and dives up for the Superman Dick Punch. Kazadine turns around and curls up to block. Shotgun lands on his feet behind Kazadine and rolls him up while pulling the tights. One, two, the referee notices Shotgun pulling the tights and stops the count.
Shotgun gets in the referee's face acting like he has no clue what he's talking about. The referee yells at him not to pull the tights. Kazadine tries to sneak up behind Shotgun. Shotgun kicks backwards and ball shots Kazadine between the legs. Kazadine just about falls over from the pain. Shotgun grabs Kazadine and rolls him up for the three count!
Winner by Pinfall: Johnny Shotgun
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Robert Mastro vs Michael Dargue
Michael Dargue is waiting in the ring when Robert Mastro jumps over the guardrail and clotheslines Dargue from behind. The referee is asking what Mastro is doing. Mastro grabs the referee by the shirt and throws him over the top rope. Dargue is still on the canvas from the clothesline as Mastro picks him up and signals for a piledriver. Mastro grabs Dargue, lifts him up, and drops him with a package piledriver! Dargue's head bounces on the canvas as Mastro has a happy expression on his face.
No Contest
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Paul Heyman makes his way down to the ringside area but decides it's in his best interest not to enter the ring. Heyman just seems confused as to what is going on in the head of Mastro. Mastro walks over towards the apron and grabs a microphone. "Paul! Why aren't you in here? You're acting like you've been piledriven a couple times over the last couple shows or something." The crowd gets a good laugh off of that. "Oh you were, my bad. Lars! You see what happens when you give me this kind of competition? What exactly does it do for me if I get a win against Michael Dargue? It doesn't do a damn thing. But I'll still piledrive a bitch, you better believe that. I want some real competition, and I want it at Obscured." Mastro drops the microphone and exits the ring.
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World Champion Shangri-La Jester is walking backstage as the crowd pops. Mitch Keller meets with the champion as Jester looks over towards XWF's resident reporter. Keller asks him if there's anything we should expect shortly. Jester just smiles and nods his head. "Oh yeah Mitch, not to worry. I'm definitely going to be getting some things off my chest." Jester walks off as the camera cuts back to ringside.
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Tag Team Champions The Wreckin Crew vs The Happily Married Go Luckies - Tag Team Championship
Flip and Ace start off the match as the crowd is psyched for this one. Flip tries for a go behind but Ace appears to enjoy that a little too much. Flip forearms Ace in the head and throws him off the ropes. Ace ducks and armdrags Flip. Another armdrag connects. Flip tags in Gary. Flip counters a double hip toss landing on his feet but the Go Luckies hit a double dropkick. Brute enters as the Luckies try for another double dropkick. Brute shoves them off and goes clotheslines Ace over the top rope. Gary throws Brute to the outside. Flip rolls up Gary and gets a two count.
Flip picks up Gary and hits an atomic drop. Gary is stunned as Flip hits another atomic drop before tagging in Brute. Brute launches Gary in the air and catches him before hitting a Samoan Drop. Brute covers and gets a two count. Brute grabs a headlock as Ace tries to get the crowd into the match. Gary gets back to his feet and hits an elbow. Another elbow connects. Brute tries for a backdrop suplex. Gary flips over and rolls towards Ace and gets the tag. Ace springboards in and hits Brute with a crossbody. Ace rolls through the crossbody and dropkicks Flip off the apron. Brute goes for a swing but Ace ducks low and hits a swinging neckbreaker. Two count as Flip breaks up the pin.
Gary flies into the ring and goes to attack Flip. Flip throws Gary to the outside as Ace grabs Brute and goes for an irish whip. Brute counters the irish whip and goes for a flapjack. Flip catches Ace on the way down from the flapjack and hits a Stunner! Brute goes for the pin but before the referee can count, the Hollywood Poets have made their way down! The Poets enter the ring and attack the champions as the referee calls for the bell. Swag hits Brute with the Poetry Slam and Jive nails Flip with the Open Mic DDT. The crowd isn't to thrilled with the Poets at this time as Ace rolls to the outside and meets with his partner Gary. Slam Master grabs the titles and tosses them into the ring.
Slam Master enters the ring and drops the belts on the champions. "We just got back from talking with Lars and couldn't wait to break the news to you guys! It's going to be the Wreckin Crew vs The Luckies vs the next tag champions, the Hollywood Poets at Obscured.. In a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match! Now that's.. What's.. Up!"
Winners by Disqualification: The Wreckin Crew
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Xtreme Wrestling Federation in October presents "Obscured" LIVE on Pay Per View!
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"World Champion" Shangri-La Jester vs "Xtreme Champion" Blaze Rodriguez for the World Heavyweight Title
"Tag Team Champions" The Wreckin Crew vs The Happily Married Go Luckies vs The Hollywood Poets in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match for the Tag Team Titles
"FTW Champion" The Dark Stranger vs Kazadine vs Michael Dargue vs Ki Morbid in a Fatal Four Way for the FTW Title
More matches to be announced..
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Johnny Shotgun makes his way to the rings as the fans chant “Johnny” at him. Shotgun points out he is wearing his steel tip boots and he would quite enjoy punting everyone’s balls into oblivion. He tells the fans to quit being ignorant and go to the nearest movie theater and to watch “Black Mass” because he wants more cocaine money… for cocaine.
Shotgun goes on to say he is on quite a roll and that everyone is afraid of facing him. He lays down an open challenge for the PPV since no one has had the guts to accept a match with him thus far. He waits for a few seconds and begins to mock the roster claiming he is the ultimate savior, he is the main event and he is the greatest Shotgun that ever lived.
Suddenly Derrick Trotter walks out and the fans cheer him on. He stands on top of the ramp and tells Shotgun that if he wants an ass whooping, he will be more than happy to give it to him. Shotgun questions Trotter’s sanity for daring to accept his challenge and Trotter fires back telling Shotgun he has never faced him before and he has been itching for a real challenge. Trotter says, “Obscured is my chance to prove myself in front of the world and to finally teach you some much needed humility”. Shotgun looks annoyed as Trotter’s theme plays and they cut to a commercial break.
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XWF Heavyweight Champion, Shangri-La Jester makes his way out to a frantic ovation from the crowd. He looks all business though as he beelines to the ring and asks for the microphone. He looks at the fans and tells them that he has something he needs to get off his chest. He says Blaze has been his friend for a long time and they have gone to war on plenty of occasions and he has always protected him. He says he believed in Blaze before anyone else ever did and helped him get to where he is. Jester says he isn’t stupid and he knew Blaze was jealous, but he had hoped it couldn’t come down to this.
Blaze comes out with a huge smile and the Xtreme Championship. He stands on top of the ramp and says everyone in the arena came to see him, not Jester. He says Jester is boring everyone to tears so he decided to come out and save the segment. Jester says he didn’t come here to talk. He came here to fight and if Blaze has any balls, he will get in the ring right now.
Blaze thanks Jester for the invitation but says he has better things to do. He goes to walk away but Jester says that is typical. Jester says Blaze has always been a coward and even now, when he has a chance to prove otherwise, he rather walk away like a little bitch. Jester says when he started The Jaggerbombers he knew he would have to carry the team because the fact of the matter is Blaze can’t get the job done.
Blaze turns around visibly upset and says he was the one who carried the team. Jester says he’s tired of feeding into this illusion. He tells Blaze he is nothing but a spoiled brat who has been way too protected. He asks Blaze when was the last time he got a dominant victory over anyone who mattered. He asks him how many PPV’s he has main evented as champion. He asks him where as these so called movies Blaze is starring in. Jester says Blaze is full of shit and the world is clamoring to see him exposed and they will get just that as Obscured.
Blaze says he has nothing to prove. Jester says he has EVERYTHING to prove because the safety net is off. Jester says he will not hold back. He says Blaze is scared of Jester and has always been and now his worse fear will come true, “The whole world will see as I dismantle you and expose you for the sham you are Blaze”.
Blaze looks at Jester and says “I’ll show you scared”. He drops the microphone and runs into the ring. He blindly charges at Jester but quickly gets taken down with a German Suplex. Blaze gets up and Jester takes him down and goes to apply to Freeze over crossface but Blaze slips out and exits the ring. Jester challenges Blaze to get back in but Blaze grabs his title and charges to the back. Jester celebrates with the world title the camera fades to black.
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End of Show
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