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"Coming for You" by Offspring is playing over the arena filled with the finest examples of America's citizens as Wednesday Night Massacre is on the air. Fireworks and pyro go off exploding everywhere as we're live in Las Vegas, Nevada. Manic and Chico are pimping Great Value products as we go to the ring.

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Paul Heyman has made his way out wearing a neck brace as he's not looking all that good at this time. Heyman enters the ring and talks about being the advocate for "The Real Mercy Killer" Robert Mastro. Heyman says that there was a misunderstanding last week and that everything is much better at this time. He doesn't have any hard feelings towards Mastro and wants to make things up to him.

Mastro makes his way out to Drowning Pool as he's wearing a "Eat, Sleep, Piledrive, Repeat" shirt. Mastro enters the ring as Heyman is applauding his client. Mastro appreciates Heyman for everything that he's done. Mastro gets on the microphone and discusses what happened with the referee. The referee had it coming and the fine that he had to pay for what happened to the official was well worth it because who doesn't want to piledrive a referee every once in a while.

Heyman tries to talk Mastro down from causing further damage to officials but Mastro just laughs it off. Heyman doesn't look to pleased. Mastro starts to get annoyed with Heyman. Mastro kicks Heyman in the midsection before ripping off the neck brace. Mastro hits Heyman with a Package Piledriver to a pop from the crowd! "Go ahead Paul, say something stupid!" Mastro drops the microphone and heads out as Drowning Pool plays again.

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Mitch Keller is backstage and he introduces his guest, Johnny Shotgun. Shotgun punches Mitch in the dick and takes the microphone. He goes on to brag about how awesome his glutes and hair are and how much money he has. Shotgun says since the return he has dominated everyone they put in front of him to the point that no one wants to face him. That is why next week he will make an open challenge for the PPV and if no one answers it, he will proceed to punt kick everyone in the balls until someone does.

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Johnny Shotgun vs Torrance Banks

Banks grabs a mic, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I made this open challenge last week and some moron named Johnny Shotgun accepted it. Well Shotgun can you stay in my league? Can you?"

Shotgun enters the ring and walks over towards Banks. Banks continues the trash talk before Shotgun kicks him between the legs to a pop from the crowd. Banks slides out the ring holding his balls in pain. Banks grabs a chair and slides into the ring. Banks runs with the chair and Shotgun drop kicks the chair into his face. Banks staggers up as Shotgun cocks his fist and waits for him to turn around. Shotgun runs over and nails Banks with the Superman Dick Punch. Shotgun grabs Banks drops him down with the Bullet Bong (Sitdown Powerbomb) onto the chair. The ref counts the three as Shotgun picks up the win.

Winner by Pinfall: Johnny Shotgun

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The scene opens backstage. Nita Spankee is standing by as he introduces his next guest, the current XWF Heavyweight Champion, Shangri-La Jester. Jester is all smiles as the crowd explodes in support behind him. Just as he is about to speak, Blaze Rodriguez walks into the scene and grabs the microphone away. He says Jester doesn’t have to answer any questions to anybody because he is the champion and he can do what he wants, when he wants and how he wants it. He says people need to learn to give Jester his proper respect.

Jester tries to grab the microphone but Blaze pulls it away once more. He says he has this and tells the champion that he wants him to head back into his locker room because he has arranged the finest champagne and women money can be, only the best for his best friend. Jester seems annoyed but finally shrugs and walks away as Blaze looks at Nita and smiles. Nita visibly blushes as Blaze tells Nita to touch his pecs. Nita plays hard to get before finally doing so and giggling. Blaze tells Nita that next time she interviews him she better bring a wetsuit cause she’ going to needed it. He winks at Nita and walks away as the scene cuts to..

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Bob Levy is standing by with Dustin Holt and Alexis Diamond. Bob asks Holt about his return and Holt informs everyone that the XWF has yet to give him his medical clearance even though his own doctors say that he's good to go. Holt is about ready to just say screw the XWF medical staff and hand out Neutralizers to all of them. They're just holding him back. Alexis on the other hand is ready to go, and she's going to open up a can of kick butt on Ki Morbid shortly. Count on it.

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Pike Lorenzo vs Kazadine w/ Maya

Matches opens to Kazadine trying to berate Lorenzo and then goes for the open right hand but it's blocked and Lorenzo starts punching away. Lorenzo backs him to the corner and Irish whip to the opposite corner but Kazadine gets a boot up. Kazadine tosses him out of the ring and Maya his manager starts going off on Lorenzo. She screams at him as Kazadine steps out of the ring and delivers a couple hard right hands and then whips Lorenzo right in to the steel steps. The ref orders for them to get the match in the ring as Kazadine gets distracted and Lorenzo tackles him against the barricade.

Lorenzo starts firing punches as Kazadine knees him in the gut to stall that offense. Kazadine goes to whip him in to the barricade but Lorenzo reverses it and then Lorenzo comes flying in with a European Uppercut! The referee is on a count of eight when Lorenzo pushes the Time Keeper off his chair and smashes the steel chair over Kazadine's back. The referee quickly calls for the bell but Lorenzo continues his malicious attack. After a few swings he tosses the chair down and stretches his arms out to a ton of heat from the crowd. Lorenzo just keeps mouthing something to himself as Kazadine lays on the ground in pain and Lorenzo stomps away a few more times. Lorenzo is starting to head back around the ring as Maya goes to check on her father. Robert Mastro emerges on the stage with a microphone in hand and he doesn't look too pleased. He explains last week he went about Piledriving his manager because he was simply tired of being stuck in a rut, content with his current situation. He sees Lorenzo out here and Lorenzo thinks he's "the Punisher". But what not try to punish him? Mastro challenges Lorenzo to an Xtreme rules match at the upcoming Pay-Per View, stressing that anything goes. Lorenzo just nods his head and mouths a few words back to Mastro as the scene ends.

Winner by Disqualification: Kazadine

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Kazadine goes to see Lars with his daughter Maya and he explains that what happened out there was unfair. He believes he deserves better than this and demands a Title shot. Lars laughs and jokes that maybe Kazadine would want a World Title shot? But Kazadine emphatically states, "F*ck the World Title!" He wants a match with Dark Stranger at the Pay-Per View for the FTW Title. Lars says he'll see what he can do but makes no promises.

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Mr Wallstreet vs Dark Stranger w/ Lady GaGa

Stranger goes right for Wallstreet and he quickly hops out of the ring to avoid any contact. Stranger hops out after him and gives chase. Wallstreet slides back in the ring and Stranger slides in after him but Wallstreet puts the boots to him and draws some heat. Wallstreet goes for a Suplex attempt but it's blocked by Stranger and instead Stranger plants him with a front-face Suplex. Stranger goes for the cover and only gets a two. Lady GaGa on the apron encouraging her man as he sends Wallstreet in to the corner and smashes him by throwing his back in to him.

Stranger then goes for a Chokeslam but Wallstreet kicks his leg and forces him to break the hold. Wallstreet goes off the ropes but eats a Big Boot. Stranger goes for a Big Leg and Wallstreet moves out the way. Wallstreet looks to set him up for his finisher the "Stock Market Crash" (Clothesline from Hell) but Stranger stops him by grabbing him around the throat for another Chokeslam attempt but Wallstreet slips out and rolls Stranger up from behind, while grabbing the tights he gets the three count and Lady GaGa as livid. She immediately enters the ring and explains her case to the ref. Wallstreet rolls out of the ring and raises his arms up high to a chorus of boos from the crowd.

Winner by Pinfall: Mr Wallstreet

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Ki Morbid vs Alexis Diamond

Morbid taunts Diamond the first few seconds and the crowd eggs her on. Morbid just mocks Diamond as they go to lock up and Morbid tosses her clear across the ring. Morbid then goes on the offensive with a few elbows to the face and then a couple of body slams to keep her down. Morbid goes for a pin attempt after a Big Leg and only gets a two. Morbid whips Diamond to the ropes and goes for a Big Splash but Diamond moves out the way and then goes for a rollup pin but only gets a two. Diamond dropkicks Morbid as they both get back to their feet. She then goes for an Irish whip but Morbid stands her ground and pulls Diamond back in to her for a devastating Belly-to-Belly Suplex. Morbid hooks a leg but Diamond gets a shoulder up by two. Morbid up to her feet first and Diamond turns around right in to her finisher, "Violent Ki Bomb" (Spike Spinebuster)! And Morbid covers her for the easy three count.

Winner by Pinfall: Ki Morbid

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Dargue is shown in Lars's office. He is trying to convince him that he should get Stranger back in the ring and this time for the FTW Title. Lars explains it's not that easy and then Morbid walks in. Dargue and Morbid have an exchange of words before Morbid tells Dargue to stay out of her business and demands that Lars quit throwing little girls at her. She wants a Title shot but not for the Women's belt. She wants a match with Stranger for his title. Dargue and Morbid argue some more as Lars yells for them to give him time and get out of his office! Lars looks like he has a lot to think about regarding the FTW Title around Stranger's waist.

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Lars Douglas and Mr Lucente are backstage playing Madden on the PS4 while munching on various edibles. Luch is asking Lars about his fantasy football picks. Lars is not too pleased and says that he doesn't do any of that fantasy bullshit. Luch says that he should give it a try sometime. Lars says Luch should focus on the game and have another brownie. Luch nods his head and munches on another edible.

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Tag Team Champions The Wreckin Crew vs The Hollywood Poets - Tag Team Championship

The Poets try to do a pre match promo but get jumped from behind by the Crew. Slam Master gets tossed out of the ring as the Poets and Crew brawl. Brute drops Jive and Swag with a double clothesline before Flip grabs a hold of Jive. Flip hits a backdrop suplex and follows with a knee drop for a two count. Jive tries to get back up but Flip grabs a hold of him and tags in Brute. Brute runs off the ropes and hits a shoulderblock into another pin for two.

Brute salutes the crowd for a moment but Jive gets a thumb to the eye. Jive goes off the ropes and hits a cross body as Brute and Jive are both on the canvas. Brute tags in Flip as Jive tags in Swag. Swag gets a right hand and a dropkick before going off the ropes. Swinging neckbreaker connects for a two count as Brute breaks up the pinfall. Jive dives over towards Brute but takes a hard spinebuster to the canvas.

Swag picks up Flip and goes for a whip. Flip counters and runs towards the ropes but Slam Master trips him up on the outside. Flip turns around and goes to grab Slam but gets rolled up from behind by Swag. Two and three quarters as the crowd thought that was it. Swag grabs a hold of Flip and goes for a whip. Flip counters the irish whip as Brute is waiting. Brute grabs Swag and launches him up in the air. Flip catches Swag on the way down and hits a Stunner to a pop from the crowd!

Flip covers Swag as Brute blocks Jive from breaking up the count. Flip gets the three count as the Wreckin Crew retain the Tag Titles!

Winners by Pinfall: The Wreckin Crew

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The Wrecking Crew are celebrating when their theme is cut off. “Give a little more” by Maroon 5 begins to play and the Las Vegas fans get on their feet as glitter rains down from the ceiling. A rainbow butterfly is seen flapping on the screen and rainbow lighting illuminates the entrance way. Ace and Gary, The Happy Go Luckies, make their returns as they walk out wearing their signatures robes and face glitter.

They continue to dance on the stage before twirling around and looking at the Wrecking Crew in the ring. Ace grabs the microphone and tells the crowd, “Did you miss us, tigers? We are back!” Ace hands the microphone to Gary who is just gleaming with joy. He tells the crowd that for years, Ace and Gary have been hiding a secret. Gary says that the truth is, Ace and Gary aren’t really “roomates”. They are soulmates, life mates…. Lovers. Gary says he knows it’s hard to believe but they are life partners.

Ace grabs the microphone and says he has another announcement. He says they will no longer be known as “The Happy Go Luckies” because in their absence, they became much more than that. “From now one, we shall be known as… The Happily Married Go Luckies!”. They flash their matching wedding rings to the camera while The Wrecking Crew are visibly annoyed. Ace tells the Wrecking Crew that they claim they are the greatest Tag Team Champions but both Ace and Gary are multiple time tag team champions in different federations and on next Massacre, they will have their shot of becoming the first couple of the XWF when they become the NEW XWF Tag Team Champions.

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“The Burden of Being Wonderful” by Steel Panther plays as Blaze comes out to a chorus of boos. The announcers point out Blaze has been the Xtreme Champion for a very long time and he looks to remain that way forever. The ring is set up with balloons, a mini-bar set up with rows of jaggerbomb shots and a painting that is covered with a sheet.

Blaze grabs the microphone and talks about how he is the greatest Xtreme Champion in history. He claims no one can defeat him and even though he could be the World Champion, he rather leave that honor to his best friend, Shangri-La Jester.

Jester comes out and interrupts Blaze and Blaze looks annoyed. Jester tells Blaze none of this is needed, he could had simply bought him a drink after the show like they always do. Blaze says that is not enough, he wants to celebrate Jester for being one of the all time greats. He grabs a jaggerbomb and gives one to Jester and proposes a toast, “To the Jaggerbombers, the greatest tag team that ever lived.”

Both men take the shot and Blaze smiles and says he wanted to do something special for Jester so he got him a gift. He pulls the sheet from the painting to reveal a painting of Blaze holding the Xtreme Champion and a tiny picture of Jester in the background with the World Championship. Jester doesn’t seem amused as Blaze grabs the painting and goes to hand it to Jester. Jester turns it down and asks if this is a joke. Blaze smiles and says, “This is no joke champ, as a matter of fact, I’m dead serious.”

Before Jester can react, Blaze swings the painting and nails Jester in the head and a sick thump can be heard. Jester is out cold as Blaze rips out the canvas to reveal a steel plate behind it. Blaze laughs before kneeling down and grabbing the world title and hoisting it high up in the air. He grabs the microphone again and says, “There is very little doubt who the greatest champion is now, is there? I’m the one who carried this team. I’m the one who has done all the work, and at the upcoming "Obscured" Pay Per View? I will be the greatest Xtreme Champion of all time… and the greatest Heavyweight Champion of all time.”

Blaze lifts both titles and poses for the camera as the show goes off the air.

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