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Wednesday Night Massacre Ep 12 Results


September 9, 2015

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We get a lot of fireworks and other random stuff as Massacre is on the air! There's a sold out crowd on hand in Portland, Oregon as Manic and Chico are discussing the main event for later tonight.

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The XWF World Heavyweight Champion, Shangri-La Jester, walks out to a standing ovation from the sold out crowd. Jester flashes the belt to the camera before heading to the ring. He gets a microphone and welcomes the fans to the return of the XWF as the fans chant his name. Jester says that this is his time and he will go on to become the greatest XWF champion of all time.

“The Burden of Being Wonderful” plays and Blaze Rodriguez walks out with his Xtreme championship. He enters the ring and he gives Jester a big hug. Blaze says tonight will be historic as the Jaggerbombers are back and they will prove they are the greatest tag team of all time. Blaze mentions Jester is his buddy and he admires him even though everyone knows that Blaze is the greatest champion in XWF history.

Jester raises an eyebrow but before he can reply, The Wrecking Crew walk out on top of the ramp. Flip points out the tension in the ring and says The Bombers better get on the same page because tonight they want to prove that The Wrecking Crew is the greatest tag team of all time, and that means taking out The Jaggerbombers. Brute grabs the microphone and says they can talk about being the greatest heavyweight champion, the greatest Xtreme champ but the fact of the matter is The Wrecking Crew are undisputedly the greatest and most dominant tag team champions of all time. The Wrecking Crew leaves while Jester stares at Blaze who assures him everything is perfect between them.

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Derrick Trotter vs Torrance Banks vs Josh Knight

All three men are seen in the ring as the bell is rung. Banks and Knight start attacking Trotter and Banks throws Trotter out the ring. Banks grabs Knight and low blows him and Banks runs to the ropes and does a flipping neckbreaker. Knight holds his neck in pain. Banks pins Knight for a two count.

Trotter breaks the pin up. Knight stands up and sambo suplexes Trotter. Knight grabs Banks and Knight does a powerbomb to Banks. Knight pins Banks for a two.

Trotter gets up slowly and Banks runs at Trotter and he back body drops Banks out the ring. Trotter runs at Knight and Trotter does a Crossbody into a twisting headscissors into an armbar. Knight taps out!

Winner by Submission: Derrick Trotter

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Keller is backstage with Dustin Holt and Alexis Diamond. Keller says the last time that they saw Holt he was on the receiving end of a powerbomb through flaming tables. Most people thought that was the end of his career. Holt reminds everyone why he's considered by many as the greatest Xtreme Champion that the company has ever seen. Alexis is sporting some skimpy outfit that has Keller's attention. Holt tells him to stop looking or else. Keller asks Holt what he's done to rehab himself back. Holt says that none of that matters. The only thing that matters is that he's come back and that he wants to become Xtreme Champion once again.

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Lars Douglas and Luch Lucente are backstage discussing random business. Lars is looking pretty stoned and happy in general that the company has started running shows again. Lucente doesn't look so thrilled still agitated over his loss at XtremeMania against Mr Wallstreet. Lars tells him that everything will be fine, that he should chill. "Luch don't be such a pooper. Here, I got something for ya." Lars pulls out some brownies as Lucente approves and takes one.

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Dark Stranger & Ki Morbid vs Michael Dargue & Miranda Brookes

Dargue gets “welcome back” chants as he comes out with Miranda. The Dark Stranger walks out with the FTW Championship accompanied by Ki Morbid and Lady Gaga. Stranger and Dargue start it off but Ki begs to be tagged in. Stranger tags in Ki who challenges Dargue to come at her. Dargue threatens to punch Ki in the face before Miranda reaches in and tags herself in.

Miranda charges and Ki takes her down with a clothesline. Miranda gets up and hits some hard punches but Ki grabs her in a headlock and reaches to his corner and tags Stranger in. Stranger looks at Miranda and smiles but Miranda manages to escape and tag in Dargue. Dargue comes in with a flurry of punches and Stranger is rocked back. Stranger puts his hand around Dargue’s throat but Dargue immediately rolls out of the ring. Miranda starts yelling at Stranger who turns around and towers over her.

Dargue attacks Stranger from behind and goes for his finisher. Stranger powers out and plants Dargue on the floor. Ki begs for the tag and Stranger obliges. Ki gets to the second rope and delivers a huge senton splash. She picks Dargue up and headlocks him while taggin in Stranger. Stranger sits on the top rope and Ki hoists him up. Stranger grabs him and drills him with a chokeslam. Stranger pins Dargue while Ki stops Miranda from breaking up the pin.

Winners by Pinfall: Dark Stranger & Ki Morbid

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Chris Jericho vs Mr Wallstreet

Mr Wallstreet comes out to a ton of boos from the sold out crowd. He looks extremely arrogant as he poses for the crowd. Jericho comes out next and gets a veteran’s reaction. Jericho seems extremely confident as he gets in the ring and both men stare down.

The match begins with both men exchanging punches in the middle of the ring wasting no time at all. The match quickly spills to the outside. Wallstreet whips Jericho into the steps but Jericho blocks and pushes Wallstreet back first into the ring post. Jericho follows up with a backbreaker as Wallstreet sells the pain. Jericho tosses Wallstreet in the ring and follows behind.

Wallstreet pushes the referee into Jericho who stops and pushes him out of the way. Wallstreet follows up with a low blow. Wallstreet applies a crossface chicken wing but Jericho refuses submit. Jericho manages to slip out and goes for the Codebreaker. Wallstreet stays upright and avoids the move and immediately grabs the legs and slingshots Jericho into the ropes. As he does that, a man comes from the crowd and jumps into the apron just in time to nail Jericho with a chair right in the head.

The referee looks confused as Wallstreet immediately follows up with a sleeper hold in the middle of the ring. Jericho is out cold as the referee checks on him and signals for the bell to ring.

After the match, Wallstreet grabs a microphone and invites the man who attacked Jericho to the ring. The man is a returning William Knighthawk. He introduces Knighthawk as his Chief of Staff and claims that not only will he soon be world champion but now that both Lucente and Jericho are out of the way, he will take over the XWF as a whole.

Winner by Submission: Mr Wallstreet

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Robert Mastro w/ Paul Heyman vs Johnny Shotgun

Shotgun gets on the microphone before the match and reminds everyone about the time he powerbombed Mastro through a flaming table full of money. Mastro gets annoyed about this and smacks the microphone away as the bell sounds. Shotgun tries to talk reason with Mastro but gets a right to the head. Flurry of rights and a clothesline. Mastro gets a two count on Shotgun.

The crowd starts chanting "Johnny" as Shotgun gets back up and threatens to ball kick every single person in the stands. Mastro throws Shotgun in the corner and hits the opposite end. Mastro goes for a Cannonball but Shotgun moves out of the way. Mastro staggers up and Shotgun goes for a German Suplex. That doesn't work so Shotgun turns it around and hits a Russian Legsweep into the turnbuckle. Shotgun pulls him out and gets a two count.

Mastro gets to his feet and asks the referee what's Shotgun's first name. The referee says "Johnny" and Shotgun is about to kick the referee in the nuts. He holds back and points his finger to his head. The distraction works as Shotgun turns around into a snap powerslam. Mastro covers for a two count. Mastro gets back to his feet and calls out for a RM Driver. Shotgun staggers up and tosses a one hundred dollar bill on the canvas. Mastro goes over to set up a piledriver. The referee goes to pick up the money and Shotgun hits a Ric Flair shot to the nuts.

Shotgun throws more money on the ground as the referee starts picking it up like a whore. Shotgun cocks his arm as Mastro staggers up. Shotgun dives up for a Superman Punch and stops right in front of Mastro before doing a split. Shotgun hits another punch to the balls that floors Mastro to the canvas. The referee turns around as Shotgun has the pin. Shotgun gets the three count on Mastro!

Paul Heyman gets in the ring and starts yelling at the referee about paying attention to the match. Shotgun is already out of the ring as Mastro gets back up all pissed off about what happened. Mastro shoves the referee and then yells at Heyman for not getting the referee's attention. Heyman looks worried. Mastro kicks the referee in the stomach and hits him with a Package Piledriver! Heyman is laughing about all this. Mastro is laughing too. Mastro kicks Heyman in the midsection and hits him with a Package Piledriver to a pop from the crowd! Mastro leaves the ring.

Winner by Pinfall: Johnny Shotgun

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Keller is asking fans about their opinion on who should face the champion at the next Pay Per View. One of the fans wants to know what the name of the Pay Per View is. "Hey kid, don't be a smartass." Haha. Mr Wallstreet walks into the picture. He has a briefcase with him that we'll pretend isn't a Money in the Bank briefcase. Wallstreet reminds everyone that it doesn't matter who's scheduled to face the champion. "Whether it's tonight, tomorrow, next week, next month. It's just a matter of time! You're looking at the next World Heavyweight Champion." Wallstreet walks out of the picture.

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Pike Lorenzo w/ Jesus Christ vs Kazadine w/ Maya

Lorenzo starts off with a side headlock. Kazadine shoves him towards the ropes and delivers a shoulder block. Kazadine hits the ropes but runs into a dropkick. Lorenzo pins Kazadine for a one count.

Lorenzo works Kazadine over in the corner and powerslams him out for a two count. Pike gets up frustrated with the referee as Maya yells for Kazadine to get up. Pike picks him up but Kazadine kicks him and hits a DDT. Kazadine with rights and lefts as the referee warns him. Lorenzo staggers into the corner and Kazadine hits a high knee. Pinfall attempt as Kazadine gets a two count on Pike.

Kazadine with a vertical suplex before heading up top for a double stomp. Kazadine flies and Lorenzo moves out of the way. Lorenzo with a Holy Grail attempt. Kazadine counters into a roll up for a two count. Kazadine goes for a Heart Punch. Lorenzo sidesteps and hits a kick. Lorenzo goes off the ropes but eats a clothesline. Kazadine pins for another two count as Maya yells at the referee.

Lorenzo counters an irish whip as Kazadine stops before colliding with Maya. Lorenzo rushes in for a clothesline. Kazadine ducks and rolls Lorenzo up for the three count!

Kazadine and Maya celebrate the victory before Lorenzo attacks from behind. Maya begs Lorenzo off but Lorenzo yells at her to move. Lorenzo picks up Kazadine and hits him with a Holy Grail! Maya is upset as Lorenzo contemplates a thought for a moment. Lorenzo picks up Kazadine's limp body and Holy Grails him again! The crowd begins to boo him as Lorenzo stands to his feet and admires what he just did. Lorenzo hops out of the ring and heads to the back as Maya tends to her father.

Winner by Pinfall: Kazadine

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“The Punisher” Pike Lorenzo is shown backstage sitting down in his locker room after his match. He says that what you say tonight were the shades of the man he once was. He talks about how he dedicated his life to preaching for the greater good. He said he gave it his all but admits his point of view might had been a little too lenient. He says he can no longer sit back and pray for things to happen, he has to take things into his own hands. Pike says it was a mistake trying to be a rational man and it cost him his match tonight, but never again. Pike Lorenzo visibly gets worked up as he puts the XWF roster on notice. He will punish each and every one for their sins starting next week when he will unleash his new found fury on Kazadine and prove his loss tonight was a fluke. In the afterlife, they have to answer to god. In this life, they answer to “The Punisher” Pike Lorenzo.

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World Champion Shangri-La Jester & Xtreme Champion Blaze Rodriguez vs Tag Team Champions The Wreckin Crew - Tag Team Titles

Blaze is spending too much time making sure his glasses don't break. Brute throws the glasses into the crowd as Jester shoves Brute away. Flip gets into the picture and we have a brawl to start the match. The referee restores order as Jester and Flip start things off. Flip and Jester do an irish whip sequence that ends with a sunset flip pin. Multiple pin attempts by both guys for two before they get to their feet. The crowd is loving it.

Flip flips off Jester. Jester grabs the arm and takes him down immediately into a Crossface. Flip gets to the ropes as Jester picks him up and tags Blaze in. Blaze springboards in and hits a dropkick before pinning Flip for a two count. Flip counters a bodyslam attempt and shoves Blaze into the corner. Flip tags Brute in as the two hit a double team shoulderblock. Brute pins Blaze as Jester breaks up the pinfall. Brute gets to his feet and hits a backbreaker before tagging Flip in.

Flip runs off the ropes and Brute backdrops Flip onto Blaze. Flip tags Brute back in as the Crew hit Blaze with a double snap suplex. Blaze is in trouble as Jester tries to get the crowd into it. Brute picks up Blaze and goes for a back suplex. Blaze flips onto his feet and slides under Brute before getting the tag to Jester!

Jester runs in and hits a clothesline on Brute. Flip is in and he gets clotheslined too. Brute charges Jester and gets dumped over the top rope. Jester grabs Flip and hits right hands. Jester flips off Flip and hits a high knee to the head. Flip staggers backwards as Brute runs back into the ring. Blaze springboards in and tries to cut off Brute. Brute grabs Jester and Blaze nails Jester with the dropkick!

Jester staggers back and bounces forward off the ropes. Flip grabs Jester and drops him with a Stunner! Flip covers Jester as Blaze tries to break up the count. Brute cuts him off with a spinebuster. Flip gets the three count as the tag champions retain the titles!

The tag champions celebrate as they exit the ring. Blaze goes over to check on Jester who is getting back to his feet. Jester asks Blaze what the hell happened when he dropkicked him. Blaze says it was an accident but Jester is still agitated as hell over it. The copyright is shown on the screen as the show comes to an end.

Winners by Pinfall: The Wreckin Crew

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