PART II
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Xtreme Champion Pike "The Preacher" Lorenzo vs "The Beast" Dustin Holt - Xtreme Championship
Worley: Ladies and gentlemen the following
match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Xtreme
Championship! Winner by Pinfall: Pike "The Preacher" Lorenzo
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The scene opens backstage in front of a When Worlds Collide
banner where Nita Spankee stands by with a microphone. -------------
This November..
16 Men..
3 Showdowns..
One for the Ages
From the Rexall Place in Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Xtreme Wrestling Federation Presents "King of Xtreme 2013" LIVE on Pay Per View
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Mitch Keller is standing by with one of the men that will be challenging for the World Title tonight, The Crazy Kanook.
Keller: Tonight Kanook means quite a few things. For..
Kanook gives Mitch Keller the Freeze Out for absolutely no reason. The crowd marks the hell out over it as Kanook gets to his feet and looks at the camera.
Kanook: Carlos, I hope you saw that. It's in your future. There's nothing you can do about it. Mastro?
Kanook just laughs to himself before walking away from the camera. We go back to ringside.
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"The Crippler" Chris Benoit vs Chris Falkenyork
“Stone” by Alice in Chains play as the fans start booing
heavily. Chris Falkenyork walks out on top of the ramp and looks
at the camera with a snarky look. He looks at the fans and shows
off his brand new “Shotgun’s Space Beer” t-shirt. Match Goes to No Contest
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Falkenyork is stunned as two cops walk over and take away the camera. “Back in the Saddle” plays again as York looks on annoyed and exits the ring as the scene cuts to…
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Robert Mastro is sitting on a bench in a dark, cold room somewhere and has his head hanging down. Mastro: Carlos. Let's start with you Carlos. You hold the title that everyone covets. You hold the World Championship belt. The XWF Heavyweight Title! I want it, you have it. What we going to do about that? Mastro barely glances up at the camera, as he wipes the hair out of his eyes and hangs his head low again. Mastro: Kanook. Crazy Kanook. You have been a thorn in my side for too long. You were suppose to be a "job". That's it. A job that I never got fully compensated for. A job I was tricked in to doing, in hopes of something better. But it was just to get my hopes up... only to dash my dreams. Well, Carlos and his BFF might have got away with screwing me over. But not before I weakend that ankle of your's. I damaged your leg! I put you out of commission... cuz that's what a Real Mercy Killer does. You see the problem is... Mastro looks up at the ceiling, his hair dripping wet and covering most his face. Few people believe in Robert Mastro. "The Real Mercy Killer". Carlos Shotgun and Crazy Kanook believe in their hearts they can beat me. And that's fine, cuz when push comes to shove, I'll be the one who ends your nice day! Mastro breathes hard and laughs manically as he rocks back and fourth on the bench and looks side-to-side in the room.
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The fans cheer as they get ready for a big championship match.
Worley: Introducing first the challenger.
From San Diego, California… weighing in at 238 pounds… “The
Beast”, Dustin Holt!
"Hail to the King" by Avenged Sevenfold plays as the fans begin
to boo. A confident Dustin Holt walks out of the entrance way
with a determined look on his face. He wears one of his
trademark “Beast” shirts as he looks around the fans and poses
before making his way down to the ring.
Chico: Dustin Holt looks great Manic.
Manic: If you love him so much why don’t
you marry him Chico?
Chico: That’s not what I mean. Holt seems
determined, confident and in great shape. He has been the
champion multiple times before and it seems to me like hes
ready for one more run.
Manic: Well, this is his chance.
Holt gets in the ring and continues to pose as pyro rains down
around him. His music is slowly fades as the fans buzz and Nita
takes center stage again.
Worley: And his opponent, from Saint Paul,
Louisiana. Weighing in at 265 pounds. The reigning and
defending Xtreme Champion…. Pike “The Preacher” Lorenzo!
Dancing with the devil by Breaking Benjamins starts up as the
fans come alive. Pike Lorenzo walks out in front of the sold out
crowd with the world title in one hand and a cup of holy wine in
the other. The fans cheer as Pike recites a verse from the
bible.
“You call on the name of god, I call on
the name of the LORD, 1 Kings 18:24”
Pike chugs down the holy wine before raising his hands and
showing off the Xtreme championship to the fans.
Chico: Pike seems to have loosened up
somewhat lately and has really proven to be a fan favorite.
Manic: Nothing that I like more than a
kick ass preacher Chico.
Pike gets in the ring and takes off his championship and raises
it high up in the air. He hands it along with the cup to the
referee as his theme music slowly fades. Both men go to their
respective corners as the smoke settles.
Chico: The talking is over Manic. It’s
time for a fight!
Manic: I can’t wait!
The referee signals for the bell to ring and the match
officially begins. Pike and Holt keep their distance as first
and circle each other. Pike goes for the lockup and immediately
transitions into a headlock. Holt pushes him off and Pike knocks
him down with a big clothesline. Holt gets up as Pike runs the
ropes and swings another big clothesline. Holt ducks and waits
as Pike bounces off and immediately fires a drop kick of his
own.
Pike puts on the brakes just in time and rolls immediately rolls
to the side and up to his feet. Both men get in a fighting
stance as the fans start clapping along.
Chico: Quick exchange there to start off
the match.
Manic: Both men look to be in the best
condition of their respective careers Chico.
Pike goes for another lock up but Holt immediately hits him with
a huge right. Pike fires back with a right of his own and a full
on brawls ensues with both men exchanging blows in the middle of
the ring as the fans come alive.
Holt hits a big knee to the midsection and whips Pike into the
corner followed by a big clothesline. Pike falls down in a
sitting position and Holt goes over, grabs his arm and whips him
hard against the opposite turnbuckle.
Pike hits chest first and falls down to the mat in pain. Holt
follows up with a big running knee lift and Pike seems to be in
big trouble as Holt picks him up by the hair and drives a stiff
knee to the chest that sends Pike back gasping for air.
Manic: Pike might be hurt here Chico. He
looks to be in bad shape.
Chico: He might have broken his sternum
when he hit the turnbuckle.
Holt follows with an elbow drop right on the chest before a
quick pin 1…2… kickout! Holt calmly gets up and proceeds to
stomp down on Pike over and over again.
Manic: Holt knows exactly what he’s doing.
Look at him. He is in complete control.
Holt hits a boot to the face and Pike seems to be stunned. Holt
arrogantly plays the crowd before climbing the second
turnbuckle. He jumps off with a big elbow drop but Pike moves
out of the way at the last second. Holt lands on his knees and
Pikes rolls over to the ropes and uses the ropes as leverage as
he gets up.
Holt charges and catches Pike across the midsection with a
shoulder block that nearly puts him through the ropes. Holt
charges a second time and Pike counters by tossing him over the
ropes. Holt lands on the apron and holds on and immediately Pike
jumps up and nails Holt with a shining wizard. Holt falls to the
outside as the fans cheer Pike who drops to his knees for a
second and catches his breath.
Chico: Nasty spill to the outside!
Manic: I think Pike kicked his head off
right there Chico!
Holt grabs the apron and gets up when immediately he eats a
baseball slide. Pike goes to the outside and opens up on Holt.
He whips Holt against the steel post but Holt manages to stop
seconds before. Pike follows with a dropkick and Holt nails the
post face first.
Pike throws Holt into the ring and follows him in. Pike picks
him up by the legs and slingshots him into the turnbuckle. He
follows him and sets him up on the top rope before delivering
several blows to the back of the head. The fans get on their
feet as Pike gets behind Holt and hooks him for a German suplex
from the top rope.
Chico: Oh my god! If he hits this he might
break Holt’s neck!
Holt holds on for dear life and hits an elbow on Pike’s face.
Pike tugs him again but Holt manages to hit him hard.
Immediately, he gets up and turns around before hitting a huge
crossbody off the rope into a pin 1…. 2…. Kickout!
Manic: When was the last time you saw Holt
go to the top rope Chico?
Chico: This just proves how determined
both these men are Manic. They are willing to pull out all the
stops if it means winning the Xtreme Championship.
Manic: There is no doubt that both of
these men are perhaps the greatest Xtreme Champions of all
time.
Both men take a couple of seconds before they start moving
again. They get up simultaneously and Holt swings a huge right
hand that connects as the fans boo. Pike swings a right of his
own and the fans cheer. Holt fires another one which rocks Pike
back. Pike answers back with a headbutt followed by a takedown.
Holt looks stunned as Pike hits him with quick lefts and rights
followed by a legdrop. He picks up Holt by the hair and hoists
him up into The Pledge (running crucifix powerbomb). Holt slips
out at the last second and lands on his feet. Pike turns around
directly into a Freight Train (spear)! Pike is out and Holt
hooks the leg 1… 2…. …. Kickout!
Holt is visibly upset as he curses and looks at the referee.
Chico: I thought he got him!
Manic: Jesus is a Pike Lorenzo fan Chico.
That’s the only explanation as to why Pike was able to kick
out of that one.
Holt gets up and looks down at Pike before signaling for the
end. He yells at Pike to get up. Pike is slowly moving as Holt
continues screaming at him.
Chico: Holt needs to keep his cool here.
Pike gets up and Holt immediately goes for the DKO. Pike steps
back and Holt looses it falling down. Immediately Pike grabs
Holt and hits him with a Keeper Plex (perfectplex). Pike keeps
the bridge and pins 1… 2…. Kickout!
The fans are on their edge of their seats while Pike seems to
keep his cool as he looks down at Holt. He picks him up and sets
him up for The Holy Grail (skull crushing finale). Holt slips
out and immediately goes for the DKO again. Pike pushs him away
and hits The Holy Grail in the middle of the ring. He hooks the
leg 1…2….3!
Chico: It is all over!
Manic: What a match! Pike Lorenzo is still
the Xtreme Champion, Chico!
The bell rings and the referee awards Pike the championship
belt. Pike holds the title up and points it at the masses as the
referee raises his hand in celebration.
Worley: The winner of this match and STILL
Xtreme Champion… The Preacher… Pike Lorenzo!
Pike celebrates holding his title proudly before blessing the
crowd and nodding confidently as he looks at the championship.
Chico: Take nothing away from Dustin Holt.
Holt dominated in the early going. He did a hell of a job but
in the end there could be only one. Pike Lorenzo is still the
Xtreme Champion.
Nita: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome my guest at this
time. The XWF Heavyweight Champion…
The fans are heard booing in the arena as Shotgun walks into the
shot.
Nita: Carlos Shotgun!
Shotgun nods confidently as he adjusts his 20 thousand dollar
sunglasses and pats his XWF world heavyweight championship.
Shotgun: Nita, you have known me for a
long, long time. And believe me when I say that I am thrilled,
absolutely thrilled to be in Texas. After all, this is the
same state that brought us The Original’s favorite president
of all time, George W. Bush.
Nita: Hah.
Shotgun: It takes a special breed of
people to ride horses and rope cows but you Texans sure make
it seem like an art form. If what you are looking if for
dumb, stupid, stinky people willing to play with farm
animals for no reason, look no further than Mastro the cow
fucker and Kanook the juggalo lover. Both of them are stupid
enough and barbaric enough to do such past times activities
as the people of this very state…
The fans boo as Shotgun smiles.
Shotgun: But fear not, for among you there
are fans who actually showered, fans who put on deodorant and
cologne, fans who sanitized themselves, fans who have all of
their teeth and they are called The Elite fans…
Some fans in attendance are heard cheering in the mix of boos.
Shotgun: And they know, they KNOW that
Chris Falkenyork is about to lay down a beating on Chris “Shit
for Brains” Benoit and that later tonight, they are the lucky
few who gets a nice bonus when I kick not one, but two asses
in the middle of the ring as I successfully defeat The
Mastrobator and Kanookie and prove once again why I am an
elite, why I am the man with billion dollar coconut smelling
hair, why I am the man with the greatest glutes in the history
of all of ‘rassling, and why I am the greatest XWF champion of
ALL TIME.
Shotgun hands back Nita the microphone and smiles before walking
away as the scene cuts to an ad for the next XWF PPV, King of
Xtreme.
Falkenyork seems to be in a great mood as he shakes some fans
hand before entering the ring.
Worley: The following match is scheduled
for one fall. Introducing first, a proud member of the elite,
the former 3 time XWF Heavyweight champion… Chris Falkenyork!
Chico: Chris Falkenyork is considered to be one of the
greatest of all time. He is the only man to win Xtreme Battle
Zone and King of Xtreme in the same year. He has held every
title in the XWF and tonight he faces off against a true
veteran and legend of this sport.
Falkenyork nods and winks at Danielle before pointing to himself
proudly. “Stone” fades away as “Benoit” chant start up all over
the arena.
Worley: And his opponent, the man who will
leave your breathless and a former 2 time XWF Heavyweight
champion… “The Crippler” Chris Benoit!
The fans explode as “Back in the Saddle” by Aerosmith begins to
play. The lights dim as the fans anxiously await the arrival of
Chris Benoit. Falkenyork is seen smiling in the ring and
taunting Chris Benoit. Several seconds pass by and nothing
happens.
Manic: Don't tell me Benoit has the jitters.
Worley: Ahem, “The Crippler”…. Chris
BENOIT!
“Back in the Saddler” plays once more and the fans continue to
chant “Benoit”. Falkenyork extends his hands acting confused as
Danielle looks at him suspiciously. Several seconds go on and
nothing happens as the theme is cut off once more. The fans are
disappointed as Falkenyork smiles and grabs the microphone.
Falkenyork: Expecting somebody?!
A “fuck you” chant starts up as Falkenyork looks shocked as he
points to himself. He waves it off and breathes deep.
Falkenyork: I hate to be the bearer of bad
news… but The Crippler Chris Benoit isn’t here tonight…
Chico: What?!
The fans chant “Bullshit!” as Falkenyork arrogantly nods.
Falkenyork: You see. The Crippler is at
home crying and weeping cause he knew tonight was the night
where I would give him the biggest beating of his pathetic,
miserable life.
Manic: Ha ha!
Chico: Oh, please.
The “fuck you” chants start up again as Falkenyork waves them
off again.
Falkenyork: Chris Benoit knew that he bit
off more than he could chew so he took his ball and ran home.
Chris Benoit is a scared little woman who has no place inside
of my ring. We have said it time and time again but perhaps it
is time we repeat it once more for the record. This ring
belong to The Elite. This is OUR world. Finally, after a
decade of saying it I have finally been proven right. Chris
Falkenyork was, is and forever will be better than “Shit for
brains” Benoit!
Falkenyork looks around at the fans who are quite upset.
Falkenyork: Thus, I officially proclaim
myself the winner. I would like the record book to clearly
show that Benoit was terrified of me and that I am better in
every possible way that he is. Referee, raise my hand!
Chico: I'm sorry to say but I agree with
the fans.
Manic: Too bad. If you don't show you
lose. Simple as that.
York drops the microphone and looks at the referee who has no
choice but to raise his arm and declare him the winner. York
poses down as if he just won the world title trying to hold back
the tears from his accomplishments. He looks at the camera and
smiles.
“I told you! I told you all!”
Suddenly an image is seen on the screen with the logo from
Florida County Jail. Chris Benoit is shown on the screen
standing behind a jail cell wearing a prison uniform and the
fans absolutely explode.
Chico: There he is!
Manic: What in the hell?!?!
Chris: Shut the hell up York.
York is shocked as he stares at the screen.
Chris: I was on my way there when suddenly
some “evidence” was submitted in some past, shall we say…
“murders” that I might have committed in the past. The man who
brought this evidence was anonymous so I have no way of
knowing, but it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know it was
you.
York shakes his head and denies it.
Chris: So well played. Tonight, you get the night off. Me on
the other hand, I’m going to walk right into the shower and
I’m going to drop the soap and I’m going to wait for the first
motherfucker who approaches me. You see York, I’ve never
wanted to beat someone up so badly as you. Thus I will take
out my anger on all of these inmate and mark my words Elite,
when I get out of here, and I will. I will track you down and
I WILL MURDER YOU!