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"Tag Team Champions" The Wreckin Crew vs The Happily Married Go Luckies vs The Hollywood Poets - Tag Team Championship
Worley: The following contest is the Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match for the Tag Team Championship! In this match, there are no pinfalls. There are no submissions. No disqualifications. The winners of the match is the first time to retrieve the belts that hang above the ring.
"It's Raining Men" plays over the arena as The Happily Married Go Luckies Ace and Gary make their way out. Both of them are sporting Back to the Future gear complete with Nike Power Lace shoes.
Worley: Making their way down the aisle at this time, Ace and Gary. The Happily Married Go Luckies!
The Go Luckies enter the ring as "Going the Distance" plays. The Hollywood Poets make their way out next as the crowd pops.
Worley: And the second team making their way down at this time. Swag and Jive, The Hollywood Poets!
The Poets enter the ring as the crowd waits for a moment for the Tag Team Champions to come out next. "The Pot" by Tool plays as the crowd pops big time for the champions. Flip and Brute make their way out to an even bigger ovation as the two of them crack open a couple beers and down them before making their way towards the ring.
Worley: Making their way down at this time, the Tag Team Champions. Flip and Brute, The Wreckin Crew!
The Wreckin Crew waste no time grabbing chairs from the ringside area as they toss them inside the ring. The Poets and Luckies are trying to get out of dodge as the Crew continue tossing chairs.
Manic: This could get messy.
Ace and Gary set up the chairs and start playing musical chairs as Jive and Swag are seen facepalming. Flip and Brute slide into the ring and double clothesline the Poets before grabbing a couple chairs. The Crew start chairshotting the Luckies as the bell rings.
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Flip grabs Ace and throws him out of the ring. Jive enters the ring and Flip and Brute starts double stomping Jive. Flip and Brute grabs Jive and throws him into a ladder outside the ring and Jive gets folded into the ladder and Flip and Brute high five each other.
Manic: The Crew are just whooping ass right now.
Gary enters the ring and Flip and Brute do a quick running clothesline followed by a Russian Leg Sweep by Flip. Gary stands up and Flip grabs Gary and Flip does a Spinebuster into the table outside the ring.
Manic: Gary just got taken out!
Swag enters the ring and Swag low blows both Flip and Brute. Flip slowly stands up and Flip runs to Swag as Swag does a quick leg trip into the ropes and Flip hits the rope hard.
Manic: What just happened there?
Chico: Hell if I know.
Brute slides out the ring and throws three ladders into the ring. Swag tries attacking Brute, but Brute looks at Swag and Brute starts clotheslining Swag and Swag keeps getting up. Swag looks up at the title and ducks a clothesline. Swag climbs the ladder and Brute low blows Swag as Swag climbs the ladder. Flip climbs the ladder and they look down at the table on the ground. Flip looks and grabs Swag and Flip and Brute do a huge 3D from off the ladder.
Crowd: Holy poop! Holy poop! Holy poop!
Flip slowly gets up and climbs the ladder. Flip gets to the top and grabs the belts as the referee calls for the bell. The Wreckin Crew retain the titles!
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Worley: The winners of this match and still Tag Team Champions, The Wreckin Crew!
Flip and Brute celebrate their huge victory as they showed their dominance in the match leaving no question who was walking out.
Manic: My god Chico, what an ass kicking this team gave out to the Poets and Luckies.
Chico: Yeah no doubt about it.
Winners by Belt Retrieval and STILL Tag Team Champions: The Wreckin Crew
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We go backstage with Nita Spankee as she's standing by with the World Heavyweight Champion, Shangri-La Jester.
Nita: Jester, earlier tonight we heard from the challenger. Do you have any final words for your opponent before going into tonight's main event?
Jester holds his hand up for a moment as he uncaps a bottle of Faygo Rock N Rye. Jester props the title onto Nita's shoulder as he starts sipping away.
Nita: People want to know Jester.
Jester caps his bottle of Faygo closed and grabs a hold of his World Championship before walking off. The camera cuts back to ringside.
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"FTW" Champion Dark Stranger vs Ki Morbid vs Kazadine vs Michael Dargue - FTW Championship
Worley: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is the Fatal Four Way for the FTW Championship!
Kazadine makes his way out first with Maya as the crowd pops for the Dark Prince of the XWF. Kazadine poses at the entrance way before taking his walk.
Worley: Making his way down the aisle at this time. Kazadine the Dark Prince!
Kazadine enters the ring as the crowd waits on hand. "Freebird" plays over the arena as the crowd marks out. Everyone's favorite wrestler Michael Dargue makes his way out next to a nice pop.
Crowd: Wrestling's Made Man! Wrestling's Made Man!
Dargue shakes his head in approval as he takes a walk down.
Worley: And making his way down at this time, Michael Darrrguuuee!
Dargue grabs the microphone.
Dargue: Lets make this a chairs mat...!!!
Dargue's mic gets cut off as Marilyn Manson plays over the arena. Ki Morbid makes her way out as the crowd marks out.
Worley: Making her way down towards the ring at this time. Ki Morbid!
Morbid enters the ring as the crowd chants her name. The lights go out and turn red as The Dark Stranger makes his way out next. Dark Stranger is out with Lady Gaga in one arm and the FTW Championship in the other.
Worley: And making his way down at this time. The FTW Champion, the Dark Stranger!
All four are inside the ring at this time as the referee looks around before calling for the bell.
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The match starts off with Stranger and Morbid locking eyes across the ring. However Dargue attacks Stranger first and Kazadine heads right for Morbid who immediately fires punches at him and backs him in to the ropes. Dargue tries to kick at Stranger's legs and deliver some hard forearms but they're having little effect as Stranger shakes his head and delivers a Big Boot to the face. Dargue rolls back to his feet and eats an uppercut. Dargue comes back for more and Stranger turns him over for "The Darkness" (Tombstone Piledriver).
Manic: Here it comes!
Morbid comes over and kicks at Stranger until he drops him to the mat and then Morbid backs Stranger to the ropes and whips him across the ring. She goes for a clothesline but he ducks under and hits a Flying Lariat on his way back! Morbid rolls out of the ring as the fans react to Stranger who looks over at Kazadine and Dargue who are now scheming together.
Chico: The FTW Champion, Dark Stranger is something else. He's really bringing all he's got tonight, trying to defend that title.
Manic: Stranger definitely has some stiff competition. Chico: That's what it's all about. Putting it all on the line, against all odds. Stranger is still my favorite to walk out of this thing as the Champ.
Dargue and Kazadine rush up to Stranger and he wraps his hands around both their necks and is going to attempt a Double Chokeslam but they simultaneously kick him in the gut and they set up for a Double Suplex on him. Instead, Stranger blocks it and he somehow manages to Double Suplex the both of them as the crowd goes wild! Stranger back to his feet as he scoops Dargue off the ground and does a Running Powerslam in to a pin for the one, two and Kazadine breaks it up with a kick to the back!
Manic: Two count only.
Stranger snaps his head around and rises to his feet. Kazadine looks shocked and scared. He pleads with him as Stranger backs him down. Stranger starts unloading punches on him in the corner and out of nowhere like a Freight Train, Ki Morbid comes running in and Belly Smashes them both in the corner, sandwiching Stranger in between as he falls to his knees. Morbid then hits a Reverse DDT on Stranger for the one, two and Kazadine breaks up the count again.
Manic: Close to almost having a new Champion. Ki Morbid trying to be the first woman in XWF history to hold a title other than the Women's belt. But she got a heavy task ahead of her tonight if she plans to make those dreams come true.
Chico: The way Kazadine is breaking up these counts, I'm not sure anybody will gain a pin fall.
Kazadine grabs Morbid by the hair and drags her to the corner. He slaps her across the face and that draws heat from the crowd. He goes to slap her again and she blocks it and then punches him in the gut. She then grabs him and tosses him shoulder-first in to the ring post. Kazadine stumbles to the outside and Morbid turns to be nailed by a Dropkick from Dargue and she ends up rolling outside the ring. Dargue pops up and celebrates as he then sees Stranger and goes for a Dropkick but Stranger sideswipes him and Dargue crashes to the mat. He stands back up and spins around in to a Big Boot from Stranger.
Manic: My God! Almost took his head off with that one.
Chico: That Dark Stranger is not playing tonight boy. He came to defend his F*#% the World Title and he's doing just that here tonight.
Stranger goes for "Darkness Falls" (Chokeslam) but Dargue slips out as he's going up and Dargue gets behind him for a roll up in to a pin. He grabs the tights for the one, two, but Stranger manages to kick out before a three! Both men back up and Stranger goes for a big right hand but Dargue ducks it and executes a Back Breaker. He goes off the ropes and drops an elbow on Stranger's head and hooks a leg for the one, and Stranger kicks out even before the two.
On the outside Morbid goes to whip Kazadine in to the barricade but he reverses it and sends her back slamming off of the guardrail.
Stranger and Dargue both back up. Dargue goes off the ropes for a clothesline but it doesn't effect the big guy. Dargue goes off the ropes again and gets caught with a Spinebuster! Stranger backs up a couple feet and taunts Dargue as he lays helpless on the canvas. Kazadine pulls himself up on the apron and clubs Stranger in the back of the head with a hard right hand. Stranger slowly turns around and Kazadine waves him off, pleading with him. Stranger grabs him by the neck with both his hands and simply slings Kazadine over the top rope and tosses him in to the ring. Kazadine bounces around as Dargue rushes up but Stranger wraps his hand around his throat and plants him with "Darkness Falls" (Chokeslam). Stranger goes for the pin and gets himself the one, two and Morbid drops an elbow on the back of his head before the three.
Chico: Oh boy. Morbid saved one there!
Morbid grabs Stranger and tosses him out of the ring. She goes after Kazadine and splashes him in the corner. He falls to his butt and she backs up clear across the ring and sprints in for a Rolling Senton that crushes Kazadine in the corner. She drags him out by his legs and covers him up. One, two, but Kazadine somehow kicks out before three! Morbid suddenly places him in her submission finisher, "Ivy League" (Camel Clutch Crossface).
Manic: She's got that deadly submission locked on. I don't think Kazadine has anywhere to go! He might tap. We might have a new Champion here.
Kazadine looks like he is about to tap when Dargue stomps on the back of her head. Dargue lifts Morbid up and goes for a Hip Toss but she blocks it and simply drills him with a short-arm clothesline. Morbid then waits as Dargue gets to his feet and walks in to her finisher, "Violent Ki Bomb" (Spike Spinebuster). That shot levels Dargue as his head bounces off the mat. She quickly gets down for a pin. One, two but Stranger breaks up the count with a boot to the back of he head. Stranger lifts her up by the hair and says something to her before drilling a vicious Uppercut that takes her to a knee. Kazadine comes out of nowhere and delivers a Running Knee to her skull that takes her down. Kazadine goes for the cover. One, two but Stranger picks him up off of her and connects with a Fallaway Slam that sends Kazadine clear across the ring.
Manic: What power by the FTW Champion!
Chico: They don't call him the "Demon of Destruction" for nothing. He's certainly destroying things out there. Whatever it takes to win.
Morbid comes up from behind Stranger and spins him around in to a Belly to Belly Suplex and connects. She gets to her feet and looks over at Dargue who is getting to a knee but as she looks back at Stranger he simply sits off the mat. Morbid goes for Dargue and clotheslines him back down. Stranger is up and she goes for a clothesline but he doesn't budge. She goes for another and he doesn't budge. This time she runs right in and he grabs her by the throat. He's about to hit her with his finisher but Dargue rushes up and Stranger pushes her aside as he boots Dargue in the face. Stranger picks Dargue up and whips him in to the corner and then rushes in colliding with a stiff clothesline of his own. Stranger starts working Dargue over with uppercuts. Morbid is about to attack when Kazadine tries to sneak up and grab her but she manages to grab his arm and pull him to the ground, slapping on her submission hold, "Ivy League". She has it locked in tight on Kazadine and Stranger has no idea. He grabs Dargue by the throat and lifts him off the ground for "Darkness Falls" and Chokeslams him to the mat. Stranger gets down and folds Dargue's arms over his chest but as he's about to go for the pin, it's Kazadine who taps out to Morbid's submission hold and the ref calls for the bell.
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Chico: What just happened here?
Manic: I believe Kazadine tapped out to Ki Morbid before The Dark Stranger could score himself a pinfall over Michael Dargue.
Chico: Is that true? Did he tap?
Worley: The winner of this match and NEW FTW Champion, Ki Morbid!
Stranger is livid. He can't believe what he's hearing. He boots Kazadine in the face as he's getting up. He picks Dargue back up and delivers a hard Chokeslam! Morbid is walking over to the referee who is getting her belt from the time keeper and Stranger clobbers her from behind and kicks her out the ring. The referee is confused as he turn around and Stranger demands his belt. The ref tries to pull away and argue with him but Stranger grabs the FTW strap and shoves the referee's face as he falls to the ground and Stranger yanks his belt away from him to a chorus of boos from the crowd. Stranger is turning to leave when he sees Dargue trying to crawl towards him. Dargue puts his hand on Stranger's boot and tries to pull himself up his legs. Stranger pulls his boot away and places his belt down on the canvas. He looks out at Morbid before he picks Dargue up for "The Darkness" and plants him with that Tombstone Piledriver on top of the FTW Title.
Chico: What the hell is he doing? He's not even Champ anymore. Ki Morbid is the new FTW Champion.
Manic: I don't think Stranger cares who the referee awarded the match to. He's taking his belt with him.
Stranger exits up the aisle to a lot of heat from the fans and Morbid is holding the back of her head as she begins to recover on the outside and realizes Stranger got away with her newly won FTW Championship belt. She let's out a few profanities before we cut backstage.
Winner by Submission and NEW FTW Champion: Ki Morbid
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Manic: Okay so we thought we were cutting backstage but apparently not. How is your night going Chico?
Chico: Oh I'm good. Could use some cocaine right now since it's 11:30pm and I'm usually in bed by now.
Manic: You're such a pussy.
Chico: You are what you eat!
Manic: Yeah anyway. So this next match up really needs no introduction. Two former tag team partners, best friends. All of this started over miscommunication during a tag team title match. But you have to believe there was a lot more in there than that.
Chico: Yeah, Blaze wants to show everyone that he's on the World Champion's level.
Manic: Who the hell has been on his level as of late anyway?
Chico: Apparently Michael Dargue wants to commentate. Didn't he just have a match?
Manic: Sell your match you pooper. We're selling tickets here.
Manic smiles.
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Main Event for the World Heavyweight Title - "World Champion" Shangri-La Jester vs "Xtreme Champion" Blaze Rodriguez
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Worley: The following contest is tonight's main event of Obscured and it is scheduled for one fall for the Xtreme Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Championship!
"The Burden of Being Wonderful" by Steel Panther plays over the arena as the fans rise to their feet.
Manic: Here comes the Wonderful One.
Blaze Rodriguez makes his way out to a huge ovation as he's got the Xtreme Championship wrapped around his sexy waist.
Worley: Making his way down the aisle at this time is the challenger from Albuquerque, New Mexico. Weighing in tonight at two hundred and one half pounds. He is the Xtreme Champion, "The Wonderful" Blaze Rodriguez!
Blaze struts his way down while giving high fives to a couple barely legal blondes as he's all like "yeah that's right".
Worley: And next...
"Oddities" by Insane Clown Posse hits the arena as the crowd pops once again. World Heavyweight Champion Shangri-La Jester makes his way out wearing a Hatchet Man man shirt.
Worley: Making his way down the aisle from Edmonton, Alberta Canada. He is the Xtreme Wrestling Federation, World Heavyweight Champion. Shangri-La Jester!
Jester tosses the belt onto the ground and slides into the ring before laying rights and lefts to Blaze.
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Manic: Jester wasting no time waiting for the bell!
Jester hits a right that staggers Blaze back. Blaze slides out of the ring and grabs Jester by the foot pulling him out. Blaze slides back into the ring and Jester tries to chase.
Manic: Cat and mouse here guys.
Blaze stomps Jester in the head and does it again.
Manic: Jester got caught there coming in.
Blaze: You think you're better than me!?
Blaze picks up Jester and hits a standing dropkick before going into a cover
One..
Kickout.
Blaze picks up Jester and hits a right hand. Blaze hits another right. Jester staggers and Blaze goes off the ropes. Jester charges and sends Blaze over the top rope as the crowd cheers on.
Manic: Blaze had some momentum and it just got stopped!
The referee starts a count but Jester stops him and slides to the outside. Jester grabs Blaze and throws him into the railing
Manic: Blaze needs to do something here or this will be over quick.
Chico: Easier said than done dealing with a shitass Juggalo Manic!
Jester charges in and Blaze takes his head off with a standing dropkick on the floor. Both men are down as the referee looks on.
Blaze gets to his feet and picks up Jester before tossing him back into the ring. Blaze goes for a cover and gets a two count. Blaze gets to his feet and starts stomping on Jester's legs
Blaze walks around and stomps on Jester's head next all while taunting away.
Jester gets back to his feet and grabs Blaze by the throat before taking a rake to the eyes.
Blaze goes for a Pele Kick but Jester dodges the move and grabs a waist lock.