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I'm having trouble trying to sleep
On my own... here we go
My eyes feel like they're gonna bleed
On my own... here we go
My mind is set on overdrive
On my own... here we go
Somebody keep my balance
There is no progress
I'm taking one step sideways
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XWF Presents: Jaded
May 2014
"Jaded" by Green Day plays over the sound system in the Friends Arena as the cameras pan around the crowd on hand. Fireworks go off above the ring and at the entrance way as the Xtreme Wrestling Federation is LIVE and on the air.
Manic: It has been a long time coming but the Xtreme Wrestling Federation is BACK on Pay Per View! In front of a crowd of over forty thousand on hand, we welcome you to "Jaded"!
Chico: It's good to be back!
Manic: I'm Dan Manic and along with me is my broadcast colleague Chico Esteveguez, Chico!
Chico: The main event for this show was set back in January when "The Xtreme Icon" Mark Adkins went on to become the two thousand thirteen King of Xtreme. What we were NOT prepared for was how everything would go down at Showdown Fifty.
Manic: It was supposed to be an Elite Reunion against XWF's brightest stars of the new era. The new blood had different ideas. They wanted to show everyone that not only are they equal to the Elite but they are better!
Chico: Showdown Fifty had an early contender for Match of the Year as the Elite picked up a victory against the Resistance. However with that said this story was far from over. Shangri-La Jester is the current World Heavyweight Champion and "The Wonderful" Blaze Rodriguez after defeating Chris Falkenyork is the current Xtreme Champion. That could all change tonight if Mark Adkins and Rage have anything to say about it!
Manic: That's on top of the other two matches with Shotgun versus Pike Lorenzo and Falkenyork versus Robert Mastro. If that was not enough there's also three other matches on tonight's card. A Fatal Four Way women's match, a Triple Threat, and a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match for the Tag Team Championship!
Chico: Goosebumps right now Manic!
Manic: Danielle Worley is standing by in the middle of the ring. Lets start tonight's action!
The camera cuts to the ring for tonight's opening match.
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Opening Contest: Ashton Storm vs Miranda Brooke vs Rita Townsend vs Ki Morbid - Fatal Four Way
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Chico: What a way to start off Jaded then with four very lovely ladies!
Manic: Yeah, but we know this won't be an ordinary battle.This will be a catfight.
Chico: Let me tell ya maybe if they wrestle hard enough we wiil see BOOBS!
Manic: We have Ki returning, Miranda is tough as is Ashton, the wild card is Rita. Look for her to gain momentum this match early. Now let's take you to Worley for introductions of the participants.
Worley: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a Fatal 4 way match scheduled for one fall.
"I'mmortal" by Skinny Puppy begins to play as Ashton Storm comes out.
Worley: Making her way to The ring "The First Lady of the XWF"! Ashton Storm!
Ashton comes out to boos and enters the ring.
Worley: Introducing her first opponent,she hails from Hells Gates, Louisiana USA, please welcome back Ki Morbid!
"Use Your Fist and Not Your Mouth" by Marilyn Manson plays as Ki comes out to cheers.
Manic: She is back.
Chico: She looks better than ever man!
Manic: Chill make sure Hellion don't hear you.
Ki enters the ring as she smirks looking at Storm.
Worley: Introducing next. From parts unknown, Miranda Brooke!
Miranda comes out and enters the ring.
Worley: And Introducing the final participant The American Duchess, Rita Livingston!
Rita comes out and enters the ring. Rita goes nose to nose with Miranda, and Ki goes nose to nose with Storm. The ref rings the bell.
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Rita and Miranda claw each other out to the outside of the ring and starts brawling.Ki locks up with Storm and does a couple of knees to her gut Storm bends over. Ki does a gutwrench suplex and mounts her and does punches to Storm's face as Storm tries blocking it, Ki picks up Storm and throws her outside the ring as the crowd chants Ki is gonna Kill you! Ki is gonna kill you. Ki and Ashton starts brawling into the crowd as Rita and Miranda enter the ring. Miranda rakes Rita's eyes and Miranda does a german suplex pin with a handstand. One, two, kickout.
Manic: Two count only!
Chico: What a bridge!
Miranda gets up recieving a huge clothesline from Rita. Rita picks up Miranda and Rita does a couple of suplexes, Rita then picks up Miranda and does a sit-out scoop slam, Rita starts stomping away on Miranda. Miranda looks at Rita and picks her up and throws her into the turnbuckle. Rita runs into the corner as Miranda moves, Rita crashes into the corner. Miranda takes advantage and picks her up and does a snap brainbuster. Miranda pins her. One, two, Ki gets in quickly and breaks up the pin.
Manic: Ki breaking up the pin there.
A camera looks at Ashton's beaten down body. Ki and Miranda starts trading blows as Rita slowly stands, Rita grabs Miranda and chop blocks her, as Ki falls on top of her and Ki slides off of her. Rita grabs Miranda and places her on the top turnbuckle. Ki starts getting up as Rita starts to do a superplex, Ki blocks her and goes for a powerbomb, at the same time Rita does a superplex to Miranda and the crowd goes nuts.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!
Manic: What a move by Ki!
Chico: These lovely ladies make the men look shitty!!!!
Ashton somehow gets in the ring and pins Ki. One, two, Ki kicksout,Ashton pins Rita. One, two, Rita kicksout. Ashton then pins Miranda. One, two, Ki pulls Ashton off and does a "Ki Bomb" (Spike Spinebuster)!
Manic: My god!
Chico: She might be broken in half!
Ashton gets laid out,last second Rita picks up Ki and does the "Rich 'N' Famous" (Twisting Double Underhook Neckbreaker) and pins Ki. One, two, Miranda stops the pins and breaks it up and throws Rita outside the ring.
Manic: Miranda stopping the count there. Nice move.
Miranda and Rita fight to the announcers table, Miranda low blows Rita and Rita falls on the table, Miranda climbs the barricade and does the Von Dutch Twist (Corkscrew Moonsault) and they both get laid out.
Chico: OH MY GOD! THE TABLE IS BROKEN AND SO COULD POSSIBLY THE LADIES.
Ashton picks up Ki and goes for a DDT, Ki gets out last second and kicks Ashton in the gut. Ki grabs Ashton and does the "Violent Ki Bomb" (Massive Spike Spinebuster) and pins her mid ring. One, two, three! Ki picks up the victory!
Manic: It's over!
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Danielle Worley is standing by to announce the winner
Worley: Here is your winner, Ki Morbid!
Winner by Pinfall: Ki Morbid
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Ki grabs a mic.
Ki: I'm back bitches, better than ever before! I am the most dominant female here in XWF. Expect nothing but Hell from this point in. Bye Bitches!
Ki drops the microphone as the crowd cheers on for her victory.
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The scene opens backstage with Nita Spankee standing by with Pike Lorenzo. A mixed reaction is heard from the crowd as Nita speaks.
Nita: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, The Preacher Pike Lorenzo.
Pike: Blessed are thou my child.
Nita: Amen. Preacher, tonight the Resistance meets The Elite one on one in single matches. Do you have any predictions?
Pike: I have absolute faith in my stable mates Nita. They accepted their lord as their savior and he will grant them the strength they need now in these trouble times. Our opponents on the other hand, they are nothing more than a bunch of sinners. They are wickedness incarnate. They have turned their back to the lord and thus they must be enlightened.
Nita: I think that is putting it mildly. Carlos Shotgun has gone on record saying he made a deal with the devil. What are your thoughts on that?
Pike: Smokes and mirrors Nita. I am too smart to fall for his little mind games. The fact of the matter is I have been waiting for a long time to meet the so called “savior” so I can finally show the masses that there is only one true savior, and that is our lord, Jesus Christ. The time for talk is over. Tonight, good triumphs over evil once and for all. Pike walks away as Nita smiles at the camera.
Nita: Back to ringside.
The camera cuts to a shot of the fans as we get ready for the next match.
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The Dark Stranger vs Eddie Phoenix vs Jake Longfellow - Triple Threat
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"Memory" by The Lacs blast over the loud speaker as Jake comes out with a smug look on his face. Ignoring the fans wanting to acknowledged, Jake walks to the ring with a focus look on his face.
Worley: Coming to the ring from Chicago, Illinois. He weights in at two hundred and twenty nine pounds, he is "Second City Destroyer" Jake Longfellow!
Manic: Pretty Match up we have here, will be interesting to see how Jake can get through the Big Man Dark Stranger and the always erratic and spontaneous Eddie Phoenix
Chico: What is interesting to me is what will we see from Eddie? how will he manage two completely different styles and how will he avoid the Grasp of the Dark Stranger
Manic: Well, I think Eddie has figured out Dark Stranger, remember he already has one with against him.
Jake is in the ring as suddenly "Monster" by Skillet starts to play getting the attention of Jake and getting the crowd to their feet.
Worley: Next coming down to the ring weighing in at three hundred and twenty three pounds, he hails from Hell, Michigan USA. He is The Dark Stranger!
Dark Stranger walks out as the crowd is cheering him on. He starts to walk to the ring. Out the back Eddie Phoenix runs out with a Steel Chair and levels the Dark Stranger.
Chico: What just happened? What the hell did Eddie just do? Disqualify him!
Manic: The match hasn't started yet, nothing the ref can do.
Eddie nails The Dark Stranger once, twice, three times. The crowd is rabidly booing Eddie Phoenix. Jake is in the ring telling Eddie to come on in. Eddie has a shit grin on his face as he goes into his jacket pocket and pulls out hand cuffs. Dark Stranger is out cold. Eddie grabs the big man and drags him over to the ring where the fans are screaming at Eddie, some are even throwing debris his way. Eddie grabs The wrist of the big man and handcuffs him to the railing. Boo's can be heard throughout the building. Eddie walks back up the ramp and goes to the back and suddenly “P.I.M.P” By 50 Cent blast over the P.A.
Chico: What is going on?
Eddie walks out to his entrance laughing. The crowd is booing as he walks down to the ring and steps over a still knocked out Dark Stranger. He looks back at Dark Stranger and spits his way. Jake looks ready. The ref is is still in shock. Eddie takes off his jacket and flings it to the side. He tells Jake to get back and let him in. The ref moves Jake back to allow Eddie to get in. Jake steps back as Eddie slides in under the bottom rope. He gets to his feet and climbs the top rope facing the crowd looking cocky.
Crowd: Fuck you Eddie! Fuck you Eddie!
Manic: The crowd is letting Eddie know how he feels.
Chico: The shocking part is if you listen real good within those “F U Eddie” chants, I think you can hear “Eddie, Eddie” Peppered in as if though there are some fans cheering him on
Manic: Ingrates..Degenerates.
Eddie looks back at Jake and hops down. The ref calls for the bell and the match is on the way.
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Eddie and Jake look at each other. Eddie points to Dark Stranger who is slowly coming around. He points his direction and then points to Jake and makes gesture as if though to tell Jake he is going to sleep next. Jake shows emotion and charges at Eddie as Eddie ducks the clothesline and hits the ropes. Jake turns around and leap frogs and Eddie passes under Jake and hits the adjacent ropes. Jake turns and goes for a hip toss on Eddie. Eddie blocks it then reverses as he swings around and hip tosses Jake up and over. Jake lands on his feet and arm drags Eddie to the mat. Eddie pops up and charges Jake but Jake nails another arm drag sending Eddie clear across the ring. Eddie quickly gets up and runs at Jake, Jake leaps and wraps his legs around Eddie's Head and neck looking to connect with a Huricanrana. Jake throws himself back but Eddie holds on leaving Jake dangling upside down.
Chico: That is some definite power by Eddie right there. You never know what he is going to show you.
Manic: Am I going to hear this all night?
Chico: Just saying, we might not like this cocky S.O.B but he someone we should be taking notice of.
Eddie shifts his arm over and around Jake's leg lowering him to the mat face down. Eddie steps over and puts a knee to Jake's head and puts him into an elevated Lion-Tamer. The ref is asking if Jake gives up but Jake refuses. Back at the ramp Dark Stranger is to his feet and is trying to break the handcuffs. We can hear his screams throughout the arena as the crowd is trying to get behind Stranger. Eddie let's go of Jake and follows with a series of stomps and kicks. He grabs Jake by the head and picks him up and walks him to the corner. Jake throws a few blows which seem to be meaningless. Eddie drives his knee into Jake's mid section and sets him in the corner. He steps back and throws a left, then a right then he turns with a viscous spinning back fist that turns Jake around facing the crowd. Eddie grabs him into a belly to back, lifts, releases and launches Jake over his head onto his neck in a devastating release belly to back suplex. Eddie gets up to some applaud but mostly boos. He turns and gets grabbed by the neck by Dark Stranger from the other side of the ropes.
Chico: We didn't even notice that Stranger got loose!
Manic: Got loose, look at his wrist, he popped the hand cuff chain.
Eddie can't believe it and has a look on his face of pure shock. Dark Stranger steps over the top rope still holding Eddie's neck. He lifts Eddie up into “Darkness Falls” (Choke Slam) and Eddie breaks free and lands behind Dark Stranger, he then drop kicks Stranger who goes stumbling forward and runs right into the ref pretty hard sending the ref down on a knee shaken. Stranger stops and takes a step back and notices the ref went down. He looks in on the ref and doesn't notice Eddie setting up behind him. As he turns Eddie is about to level Stranger when he gets the “Second City Killer” (Spear) From Jake. The crowd erupts, not for Jake but the fact Eddie is down. Jake gets up amped and gets grabbed into “Darkness Falls” (Chokeslam) by Dark Stranger. Stranger slams him down hard. He pins Jake but the ref is still on one knee. Stranger gets pissed up and goes towards the ref to try and get him to count. Eddie barely gets to his feet stumbling and holding his side as he drops down and low blows Stranger and the ref was was looking the other way as he was trying to stand, Eddie then grabs Stranger and tosses him out the ring. The crowd is going nuts trying to get the Ref attention. Eddie looks in and see's Jake hurting on the mat. Eddie goes to the corner, and like a cat, leaps to the top and turns around. Jake still feeling the tremors of that vicious chokeslam is still down. Eddie leaps off with the “Tequila Sunrise” (Shooting Star Press) and connects!
Chico: Eddie with the “Tequila Sunrise”!
The ref has barely gotten to his feet. Eddie is hurting as he crawls over and pins Jake, the ref gets drops back down to a knee to make the count. One…… Two…… Three! The referee calls for the bell.
Manic: It’s over!
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Eddie rolls off too a barrage of boo's from the XWF fans as he gets out the ring and falls to a knee. “P.I.M.P” by 50 Cent plays over the arena.
Worley: The winner of this match, Eddie Phoenix!
Winner by Pinfall: Eddie Phoenix
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Eddie raises his arm and starts to walk around the ring as he snatches a water form a fan and pours it over his own head and then tosses the bottle into the crowd. He turns and walks backwards looking into the ring as Stranger is getting up and doesn't know what happened.
I'm counting sheep but running out
As time ticks by
And still I try
No rest for crosstops in my mind
Dried up and bulging out my skull
My mouth is dry
My face is numb
Fucked up and spun out in my room
The clock is laughing in my face
A crooked spine
My sense dulled
Passed the point of delirium
I think I'm falling off
Into a state of regression
The expiration date
Rapidly coming up
It's leaving me behind to rank
Always move forward
Going "straight" will get you nowhere
Evolution killed it all
I found my place in nowhere
Leading with my crutch
Got a fucked up equilibrium
Count down from 9 to 5 Hooray!
We're gonna die!
Blessed into our extinction
