PART II
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We go to a video played to "Doomday Clock" by the Smashing Pumpkins
- Flashback to Showdown Episode Thirty Nine -
The Crazy Kanook is on the ground grabbing a hold of his leg in pain. The announcers are questioning what happened. Various medical personnel rush over towards Kanook who is still down on the floor backstage. Bob Levy is standing backstage with Kanook who looks very pissed at this time.
Levy: What happened?
In the background you can hear the sound of a car starting up and speeding out of a parking lot.
Kanook: It was Mastro!
Kanook is in Lars Douglas's office hobbling on one leg.
Douglas: What the hell are you doing? You're supposed to be at the hospital right now.
Kanook: So I can say goodbye to my chance of getting another World Title shot? I don't think so.
Douglas: Mastro has some explaining to do as far as that goes.
Kanook: Explaining? If that retard would've stuck around the arena tonight instead of speeding off in his car I would've taken the foot that's on my good leg and kicked him a new asshole! There's obviously a reason why he did this and I don't think it has anything to do with jealousy here Lars.
Worley: The following will determine the number one contender for the World Heavyweight Title!
Kanook, Carlos Shotgun, and Chris Benoit all circle around the ring. Kanook is still showing visible signs from the attack earlier on tonight. Kanook hits a hard kick to Shotgun's midsection that causes him to hobble. Benoit snap suplexes Kanook for a two count.
Manic: Kanook is showing some serious guts here tonight. If he has to fight on one leg to get another shot at the World Title, he will do so!
Benoit picks Kanook up and throws him towards the turnbuckle. Kanook falls over clutching his leg again. Shotgun maintains the hold and picks Benoit back up. Benoit tries to elbow and Shotgun ducks under and hooks him for a T Bone Suplex. Benoit elbows out of that and spins around into a waistlock. Kanook hobbles up behind both Shotgun and Benoit and drop both of them with a huge German Suplex!
Manic: Oh my god!
Chico: How the hell did Kanook manage that?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Benoit and Kanook are back up. Benoit hits a right, Kanook hits a right, Benoit with another right, Kanook with a headbutt. Shotgun gets back to his feet as both Benoit and Kanook look for a moment. Benoit and Kanook drop Shotgun with a double headbutt! Benoit kicks Kanook in the midsection and goes for a DDT. Kanook counters with a Northern Lights Suplex into a pin. One, two, Shotgun sweeps the bridge out from under Kanooks feet. Shotgun grabs a hold of Kanook and is looking for a Bullet Shock sharpshooter. Shotgun locks Kanook in the sharpshooter!
Manic: Bullet Shock is locked on!
Shotgun pulls back as Kanook looks ready to tap out. Benoit is back to his feet as he looks to attack Shotgun. Shotgun lets go of the Sharpshooter and kicks Benoit in the midsection. Shotgun sets Benoit up for a Bullet Bomb but Benoit charges Shotgun into the turnbuckle sandwiching the referee in the process! Benoit grabs Kanook and chucks him through the middle ropes as Shotgun staggers right into a Crippler Crossface!
Manic: Shotgun is in the Crossface! This is going to do it!
The crowd stirs once again as someone is hopping over the railing from the stands. It's Chris Falkenyork! Falkenyork slides into the ring and stomps Benoit in the head breaking up the Crossface. Falkenyork picks up Benoit in a firemans carry before dropping him with a Go to Sleep! The referee is starting to regain his senses as Falkenyork pulls Shotgun on top of Benoit before leaping out of the ring. Kanook is on the outside clutching his knee in pain as the referee sees the pin. One...two...three! Shotgun is the #1 contender to the World Heavyweight Title!
Worley: The winner of this match, "The Elite Savior" Carlos Shotgun!
Manic: What the hell did we just see there?
- Flashback to Showdown Episode Forty -
Worley: The following contest is for the Xtreme Championship!
Blaze Rodriguez raises his title high in the air as he's set to defend against Mastro. The crowd rises to their feet as Blaze is thinking high risk move, Mastro rushes over and crotches him on the top turnbuckle. Then Mastro just pushes Blaze and he falls all the way towards the outside mat.
Manic: Mastro is sick in the head!
Chico: That goes without saying Manic. The only person Mastro cares about is himself!
Mastro yells something at the commentators before searching under the ring for a weapon. He pulls out a fire extinguisher and holds it proudly over his head. He waits for Rodriguez to get to a knee and soon as Blaze turns around Mastro clobbers him with the fire extinguisher to the skull. Blaze falls helplessly to the mat and Mastro begins taunting him.
Mastro: Let me cool you off Blaze!
Mastro sprays white coolant from the fire extinguisher all over Blaze. Neither man is very visible at the moment but as the smoke clears, it's Mastro who rolls in to the ring and raises his fists in the air. Mastro has a nice laugh as Rodriguez's expense as Blaze tries to pull himself up, using the apron. Blaze finally gets to his feet and before he can step up on the apron, Mastro reaches over the top rope and starts to pull Blaze up by his hair. Blaze is barely standing, as he hugs the ropes to keep himself up. Mastro grabs him and delivers a headbutt! Blaze is staggered momentarily as Mastro then goes for a Suplex attempt. Blaze blocks it and Mastro goes and headbutts him again!
Manic: If Mastro keeps this up, we're going to have a new Xtreme Champion!
Mastro then winds up and delivers a haymaker that almost knocks Rodriguez off the apron. But somehow he manages to hold on to the ropes. Mastro shakes his head and then the crowd begins to stir. Everyone rises to their feet and then Robert Mastro looks over to see The Crazy Kanook at the top of the aisle, sipping on a flask. Mastro backs off and starts pointing at Kanook. Mastro goes back in to grab Blaze, but his attention is focused in on Crazy Kanook still. Mastro goes to grab Blaze by the head, but before he knows it Blaze completes a Sunset Flip in to a roll up a pin for the one, two, three!
Manic: Blaze did it!
Worley: The winner of this match and still Xtreme Champion, Blaze Rodriguez!
The fans are cheering Blaze Rodriguez on as he remains the Xtreme Champ. But soon as Blaze stands to his feet, Mastro kicks his leg out from behind him and starts stomping away. Kanook begins sprinting down the ramp. Mastro sees him coming and crawls out of there before it's too late. Kanook gets in the ring and he is livid. Kanook yells at Mastro, pointing out at him and kicks the bottom rope out of frustration. Fans are booing Mastro and he slowly backs up the ramp, grasping his head and smiling the whole way.
Manic: That bastard Mastro did it again!
The scene cuts to later on in the evening where Kanook is squaring off against Benoit inside of a fifteen foot high steel cage. Kanook grabs a hold of Benoit and launches him over with the Overhead Release German Suplex.
Manic: Ice Over! Good god Kanook just dropped the Crippler!
Kanook pins as the crowd chants along for the one...Two...Three!
Manic: Kanook just defeated Chris Benoit can you believe it!
Kanook is about to exit the ring when out of nowhere, Robert Mastro slams the cage door into his head.
Chico: Mastro strikes again!
- Flashback to Showdown Forty One -
Kanook: I am not out here to waste any time. You see, for the last few weeks I have had a pest to deal with called Robert Mastro. I don’t feel like waiting. Mastro, I am calling you out right now, right here in Hershey, Pennsylvania.
The fans pop loudly as Kanook walks around in the middle of the ring.
Mastro is shown live in the backstage area talking into the camera.
Mastro: Now why would I do that? So I can kick your ass again like I have been doing for the last couple of weeks?
Kanook is visibly furious as Mastro continues.
Mastro: The fact is I have your number. I am the real deal. You are nobody.
Kanook: You talk a lot for a man who is hiding backstage like a little bitch!
The fans pop as Mastro laughs.
Mastro: Later tonight I will see you in that ring and I will give you just a preview of what I will do to you at Hell on Earth.
Kanook: You listen to me you son of a bitch. I’m coming for you and I won’t stop until I kick your ass all over this god damned building.
Mastro: Loud and clear.
The feed is cut off as Kanook drops the microphone.
Crazy Kanook and Blaze Rodriguez are squaring off against the team of Robert Mastro and Pike Lorenzo. Kanook tries to attack Mastro who bails out of the ring.
Mastro: Kanook is a bottom feeding, dick sucking piece of shit. I have a burning question. Have you met Satan? I raped Satan and then killed him.I am "The Real Mercy Killer". I am the one your parents warned people about. The one the Devil fears. So a modern day ripoff thinks that "Canadians are Hardcore". The only thing hardcore about Canada, is the bacon they make. I will hurt you.
Kanook loses his cool and charges into the ring.
Kanook: Have you lost your fucking mind? Did you honestly think I was just going to back down from you once you took me down? You are dumber then anyone thought if you believed that. I am going to show you why they call me the Crazy Kanook. Make no mistake about it Mastro. I am more hardcore then any man in this business. I am the meanest son of a bitch on the planet. You have no idea who you are messing with.
The referee tries to hold him back but Kanook moves him out of the way. Kanook grabs Mastro and starts unloading with rights and rights. Right, right, right, right. Mastro tries to cover up but continues to get pummeled. Kanook picks Mastro up and hits a German Suplex! Kanook maintains the hold as the referee continues to yell at him to get out of the ring. Kanook ignores him and hits another German Suplex!
Mastro: Kanook doesn't even deserve to lace up my boots. Kanook is a waste of talent, he makes Marcus Andrews look good. Shit, Hellion can beat his ass. I may sound like a broken record, but Kanook is an ass kisser! I am an ass kicker! You made this happen! When you bleed your own blood, its not my fault! It's yours! TAKE NO PRISONERS! This match is an Xtreme Rules match. No crying when I pull your mouth over your head! Prepare for your maker! I will end your career! You can thank me later.
The crowd is coming unglued. Lorenzo grabs Blaze and hooks a full nelson. Lorenzo drops Blaze with the Holy Grail! Mastro is still trying to break away from Kanook. Lorenzo forearm shots Kanook in the back of the head and dumps him out of the ring. Lorenzo grabs Mastro and tosses him on top of Blaze who is still on the canvas. The referee goes for the count. One...two...three! Lorenzo and Mastro pick up the win!
Kanook: So this is what you are trying to pass off as a promo? Used to be a skeleton? A mercy killer? You're nothing more then a joke. "Hell on Earth" I will prove just how good I am when I put you to shame. I am going to make you look like you have never once stepped foot inside a ring. I will show you that pain is not your friend. Laughing at how pathetic you truly are. You will not win this. I will make you look like a fool for messing with me Mastro. You have no style and no class and nine times out of ten you fail. See you there for as long as you can stay on your feet.
In the parking lot area we see a shot of Robert Mastro who is going to his rental car. Mastro looks up for a moment. Mastro jumps into the car and tries to start it up. Crazy Kanook charges up to the car as it's about ready to speed off. Kanook smashes the back window with a crowbar as the crowd pops. The video fades as we go back to ringside.
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The Crazy Kanook vs "The Real Mercy Killer" Robert Mastro - Xtreme Rules
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Worley: The following Xtreme Rules match is scheduled for one fall. In this match there must be a winner!
The crowd pops on that announcement.
Manic: This one is going to be good I can feel it.
The camera pans over towards the entrance as "O Fortuna" by Mozart cues up over the arena. "The Real Mercy Killer" Robert Mastro comes out wearing street clothes carrying a kendo stick.
Worley: Making his way down the aisle from Bayonne, New Jersey. Weighing in at..
The crowd erupts as The Crazy Kanook jumps Mastro with a clothesline to the back of the head. Mastro is on the ground as Kanook stomps away at him. The referee slides out of the ring and starts yelling at Kanook to bring it inside the ring. Kanook just continues to kick away. Kanook appears to be showing no signs of leg damage as he's looking fired up tonight.
Manic: Kanook is out here and he's pissed!
Chico: This match hasn't even started yet!
Mastro keeps rolling down towards the ring as Kanook has gotten a hold of the kendo stick that Mastro was carrying. Kanook has a smile on his face as Mastro slides into the ring. Kanook enters the ring as Mastro begs him off with his hands up in the air. The referee calls for the bell as the match officially starts.
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Manic: Kanook and Mastro in the ring long enough for this match to start.
Chico: Yeah but how long till it goes back to the outside?
Kanook points at Mastro while taunting him to get up. Mastro shakes his head while pointing at the kendo stick. Kanook slides the kendo stick out of the ring.
Kanook: What's your excuse now?
Mastro gets pissed and goes for a charge. Kanook sidesteps a swing as Mastro turns right into a knife edge chop. Another chop connects as Mastro tries to block his chest with his arms. Kanook hits a headbutt that staggers Mastro back. Mastro covers up his head and chest but gets kicked in the midsection. Kanook grabs Mastro by the waist and tosses him over with a gutwrench suplex.
Manic: Mastro needs to figure out what to do or this one will be over reeeal quick.
Kanook grabs Mastro's legs as the crowd is expecting a Sharpshooter. Kanook lets go of the legs hits a punch to the groin. Mastro curls over in pain as Kanook just shrugs his shoulders at the referee.
Manic: It's Xtreme Rules, anything goes!
Mastro tries to pull himself up in the corner as Kanook kicks him in the midsection. Another hard kick, another hard kick connects. Mastro pokes Kanook in the eyes as Kanook staggers to the middle of the ring. Kanook turns around and eats a clothesline.
Manic: Mastro finally getting some offense in.
Chico: Or buying time so he can recover!
Kanook tries to get back up as Mastro elbows him in the head. Another hard elbow shot to the head. Mastro shoves Kanook flat on the canvas and hits a standing elbowdrop into a cover. One..Kanook gets the shoulder up. Mastro picks up Kanook and hits a bodyslam into another cover. One..two..Kanook kicks out with authority.
Manic: Mastro seeing if he can catch Kanook off guard with those quick pinfall attempts.
Mastro picks up Kanook and whips him off the ropes. Mastro telegraphs a backdrop as Kanook kicks him in the head. Kanook tries to follow up with a clothesline. Mastro ducks the clothesline and charges Kanook towards the ropes. Both Kanook and Mastro spill through the middle ropes to the outside of the ring. Mastro tries to get back up and eats a right hand from Kanook. Mastro returns fire with a right of his own. Both men exchanging rights and lefts on the outside as the crowd is loving this. Mastro goes for a whip towards the ringsteps. Kanook counters the whip and sends Mastro knees first into the steps. Mastro flips over the steps and crashes onto his back.
Manic: Good god!
Chico: Well Mastro talked about being someone who can take a lot of punishment. We're seeing how much he can take right now.
Mastro tries to get back to his feet as Kanook walks over towards him. Kanook hits a forearm to the back of the head before shoving him back onto the guardrail. Kanook rips the top part of Mastro's shirt open and hits a hard chop that almost knocks Mastro over. Kanook hits another hard chop that Mastro tries to walk off. Kanook follows him as Mastro turns around and hits a right of his own. Mastro with another right, another right, another right. Mastro kicks Kanook in the midsection and sets him up for a piledriver.
Manic: On the floor?
Chico: If Mastro hits a piledriver on the floor they're going to have to scrape Kanook up with a spatula.
Mastro tries once, can't lift him up. Tries again, nothing. Kanook backdrops Mastro onto the floor to a pop from the crowd.
Manic: Backdrop!
Chico: That was sick.
Kanook gets back to his feet and walks over towards the kendo stick that he threw outside of the ring earlier in the match. Kanook picks up the kendo stick and raises it high in the air as the crowd is stirring right now. Mastro is still down but is slowly getting back to his feet.
Manic: Kanook is one crazy bastard and that's when he's NOT armed with a weapon.
Mastro turns around as Kanook walks up to him. Kanook goes for a swing. Mastro ducks the swing and transitions behind Kanook. Mastro grabs the kendo stick and sets up Kanook. Mastro hits a kendo stick assisted Russian Legsweep on the floor!
Manic: Kanook went for a swing and it did not pay off!
Mastro picks up Kanook and throws him back into the ring. Kanook has not been able to recover yet as Mastro rolls on top and goes for a pin. One..two..Kanook gets the shoulder up! Mastro shoves Kanook's shoulder back to the canvas and hooks the leg. One..two..Kanook kicks out before the three! Mastro showing signs of frustration as he felt that he had this match won.
Manic: Mastro needs to maintain his focus right now and not get frustrated.
Chico: If I was him right now I would just look under the ring for a big ol chainsaw.
Manic: A chainsaw?
Chico: Yeah why not?
Mastro slides out of the ring and completely ignores the kendo stick as he looks under the ring for more weapons. Mastro slides a table into the ring before walking over towards the announce table. Mastro grabs a chair and makes his way back into the ring.
Manic: This is going to get ugly here.
Mastro pauses for a moment before turning around and sliding back out of the ring.
Manic: What's he doing?
Chico: Well whatever he's doing he better not stall for anymore time. Kanook is almost completely recovered.
Mastro grabs another table and slides it out from under the ring. Mastro looks up just in time to get dropped by a suicide dive from Kanook.
Manic: Too much time wasted there!
Kanook gets back to his feet and looks at the table that Mastro pulled out. Kanook picks up the table and leans it on one of the ringsteps. Mastro is getting back to his feet as Kanook nails him with another chop. Kanook grabs part of Mastro's ripped shirt rips it completely in half before lighting him up with another chop. Kanook backs Mastro near the table and grabs a waist lock.
Manic: Kanook wants to hit the Ice Over!
Mastro blocks with an elbow. Kanook still has him locked so Mastro hits another elbow. Still unable to break the waist lock. Mastro goes for another hard elbow. Kanook breaks the hold, ducks under. Kanook has Mastro locked for an overhead belly to belly suplex.
Manic: Mastro still in trouble here!
Chico: Kanook is dead set on putting him through the table!
Mastro headbutts Kanook to break the hold. Kanook almost staggers himself through the table as Mastro backs up a few steps. Mastro charges towards Kanook. Kanook moves out of the way and armdrags Mastro through the table!
Manic: Oh my god!
Masto is in a pile of table as the crowd is going nuts. Kanook cannot follow up after taking those elbows and headbutts to the head.
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
Manic: Kanook could possibly pick up the win here but he's feeling the effects of this match right now.